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New York Yns losing their minds Maduro got caught in a Nike tech lmao

Just feels like an MM cope pump today to settle nerves after the US president abducted a head of state and paraded him around New York like some madmax warlord

he's being processed at new york, wonder if madini will be crazy enough to defy executive order and release him back. Then it would even crazier if taco order kidnapping of new york major next instead.

Yeah Maduro is really winning the optics while sitting in a prison on New York

Maduro is in a New York jail. New York. 100% chance of him getting suicided by hanging in his cell

Probably. Half of New York creamed their pants because he was sworn in on…check this out, a Koran. That’s so awesome and nobody can explain why.

I love New York, and honestly, Jersey City isn't that bad, a short train ride away, and around 25% cheaper cost of living

The new moon rode high in the crown of the metropolis Shinin′, like who on top of this? People was tusslin, arguin and bustlin Gangstaz of Gotham hardcore hustlin I'm wrestlin with words and ideas My ears is pricked, seekin what will transmit So the scribes can apply to transcripts, yo yo This ain′t no time where the usual is suitable Tonight alive, let's describe the inscrutable The indisputable, we New York The Narcotic Drapped in metal and fiber optics Where mercenaries is paid to trade hot stock tips for profits Thirsty criminals take pockets Hard knuckles on the second hands of workin class watches Skyscrapers is collosus, the cost of living is preposterous Stay alive, you pay or die, no options No Batman and Robin, can′t tell between the cops and the robbers They both partners, they all heartless With no conscience, back streets stay darkened Where unbeliever hearts stay hardened My eagle talons stay sharpened, like city lights stay throbbin You either make a way or stay sobbin' The Shiny Apple is bruised, but sweet and if you choose to eat You could lose yo teeth, many crews retreat Nightly news repeat, who got shot down and locked down Spotlight to savages, NASDAQ averages My narrative, arose to explain this existance Amidst the harbor lights which remain in the distance.

,” said the New York court official.

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Maduro came to New York to celebrate NYE.

I think you just tell the puppet you put in charge what to do unless they want a free surprise midnight trip to New York in shackles.

California is the leading state in the S&P 500 with 78 companies. 2nd is New York which is just winter LA 🤌🤌🤌🤌

Breaking: Maduro arrived in New York and ICE immediately deported him for being a criminal immigrant.

Going to be absolutely hilarious when a New York judge allows Maduro to walk out of court.

If they are in ship to New York what is the travel time?

In a shocking change of events, the New York financier has reappeared and announced himself as a runner for new leadership of Venezuela

Got nabbed by Delta Force in a midnight raid? Special ops chopper snatching you outta your palace like it's Panama '89 all over again? Facing narco-terrorism charges that'll make El Chapo look like a boy scout? Hi, I'm Saul Goodman! Did you know that even dictators have rights? The Constitution says you do! I believe that until proven guilty, every strongman, autocrat, and alleged cartel boss in this hemisphere is innocent! They say you flooded America with coke? Partnered with rebels? Ran a narco-state? Pfft, that's just foreign policy with attitude! I'll fight the feds, dismantle those indictments, and turn that New York courtroom into your personal victory parade! No charge is too big, not even for the big guy himself! When Uncle Sam drops the hammer from a Black Hawk you BETTER CALL SAUL!* * = results not typical. extradition defenses may vary. no refunds on lost re-elections. Better call Saul!

I can’t imagine getting ready for bed and a bunch of seals blow my door open and tackle me half naked and fly me to New York in a couple hours without getting dressed

TRUMP SAYS MADURO NOW ON A US SHIP AND BEING TAKEN TO NEW YORK Trump and Mamdani teaming up to make maduro say bullish stuff on the floor of the stock exchange

Per Brian Entin on X: “Nicolas Maduro and his wife have been indicted in the Southern District of New York -- charged with Narco-Terrorism Conspiracy, Cocaine Importation Conspiracy, Possession of Machineguns and Destructive Devices...”

Anyone seen the clip of that New York jeweller Trax lmao 😭😭😭

The Taliban took over New York 

Anyone in New York City? Where is the party tonight? Let's goooo

Will go to strip club in New York tonight.

Those poor zoo animals in New York City don’t know what’s coming

If anyone here badmouths china about invading Taiwan this year, I amma reporting them to the Gyna Police Stations in New York and San Fran.

Imagine wanting to be the mayor of New York. Smells like poop and subway rats are as big as beavers. And then the rats turn to you and rudely say, “Hey, I’m walking heeere!”. Not for me.

lol New York is so fucked. I mean America in general is fucked but NYC is particularly fucked.

Any of you redards here in New York NYE boat party?

I don’t live in New York City or near New York City but you better believe I have *STRONG* opinions on anything that happens there

Holy shit there are +3,000 escorts in New York City 🤯🤯🤯🤯 Shouldn't be hard

Remember in difficult times like these: there are parking spaces in new york worth more than you are.

New york city inflation is so bad the population elected a socialist for price controls and you guys can't figure out you need to buy gold

NYC banning rodeo animals, because there’s an abundance of rodeos going on in New York. This is how the rat uprising starts.

We may need the New York financier to inject some capital to get this moving

should i do new york, I can't decide. fashion week is more your thing than mine. i can't do suit and tie.

mmm New York opens and bol collectively tighten their anos

... in 94 ... I was trying to flush the cat down the toilet and learning about how to build a circuit I wanted to see if the it would grow into a adult cat like the alligators in new york stories

Fair, but I myself will enjoy the liquidity injection, instead of uh oh here comes the 0dte flow boys again to manipulate the chart so they can exit their postion while causing spy to fluctuate +/- 10 point swings on any given day. Id rather it be dummies causing an uproar then hedge managers ass fucking retail in postions theyd normally exit along with everyone else that has over 25k, but since they dont they gotta hold the bag, just some some guy on 62nd floor in new york can feed his coke habit and keep his mistress mouth shut.

“The US Attorney for the Southern District of New York and the FBI have informed the Department of Justice that they have uncovered over a million more documents potentially related to the Jeffrey Epstein case,” Blaaahahahahaha!!! They were under the couch?

New york doesn't belong in that list lmao 🤌

Los Angeles is truly the best city in the world.  That guy earlier was right.  Just above Rome, Paris, New York.

ZZ Top. My New York brim and my Gold tooth displayed.

AI is a scam, searched “is the stock market open on Christmas Eve?” Google’s AI answer: No, United States stock markets, including the Nasdaq and the New York Stock Exchange (NYSE) will close early on Wednesday, Dec. 24, and will be closed on Thursday, Dec. 25 No?!!? Then why is it open and closing early. The bubble is here ahhh

CoreWeave is outside of the Waldorf Astoria in New York with a diamond grille and fur coat rn

when i come new york i always dream to square marden

Mixue opened a store in New York this week. Mixue is the largest and fastest-growing food chain, eclipsing McDonald's. They sell like 2 drinks for around $3 combined. lol. Starbucks is fuked.

Just rode two Zoox rides from Resorts World to New York New York in Vegas yesterday, once in the afternoon and once at night. Limited pickup/drop-off points but interested in their expansion down the road for sure. I was pretty impressed. Curious how Waymo and Tesla rides compare --- but I can certainly say the Zoox vehicle was better than riding in a standard car.

I wish he made a Titanic 2. Like a horror movie where all the people on the ocean floor came alive and started fixing up the ship. Then it rises and sails into New York modern time. Here people get on board for a ride and as they do they are transported to the bottom of the ocean to die. There could be frogs and bats and little spider monkeys eating human brain. Fkn Avatar!