SO

JUST NOW: MONGO CONSIDERING SPAIN EMBARGO. SHITTED ON UK. "IF OIL PRICES GO HIGHER FOR A LITTLE WHILE SO BE IT." OIL $150

IM SO RED IM DUCKED

OUR FATHER BURRY, WHO RESIDEST IN VALUE TRAPS, REVERED BE THY TWEETS OF WOE. THY BEAR RAID COME, THY SHORTS BE COVERED, IN VOLATILITY AS IT IS IN RECESSION. BESTOW UPON US TODAY OUR DAILY RED ARROWS, AND ABSOLVE US OF OUR FOMO PURCHASES, AS WE ABSOLVE THE PUMPERS WHO DECEIVE US. TEMPT US NOT WITH GREEN DAYS, BUT RESCUE US FROM THE BUBBLE. FOR THINE IS THE INSIGHT, THE IRONY, AND THE I-TOLD-YOU-SO, ETERNALLY. AMEN.

CAN THE FUCKING USD STOP PUMPING SO I CAN BUY MY FUCKING ETFS AS AN EUROPOOR

SO MUCH WINNING!!!

IM SO TIRED IM SO TIRED IM SO TIRED IM SO TIRED IM SO FUCKING TIRED FUCK GOOGLE WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THIS FUCKING TURD FRAUD FUCK?

# BOLS DESPISE MONEY SO MUCH ITS INCREDIBLE # 〜⁠(⁠꒪⁠꒳⁠꒪⁠)⁠〜

$MU BROS I DONT FEEL SO GOOD

#”HELLO? THANKS FOR CALLING ITS SO JOEVER DEPARTMENT. HOW CAN I MAKE IT MORE JOEVER FOR YOU TODAY? 💀

Yes sweety, you’re SO smart. That’s my good little ”trader”!

Unnecessary wars leading to market uncertainty leading to me losing $15k today plus God knows how much in my retirement (didn’t look)….still so, SO much better than online dating.

BERRRRSSSS???? I WAS PROMISED REDDDDDDDD I OWE SO MUCH.MONEYYYYYY OMGGGG

The irony of people exclusively in options demanding price action, "SOMEBODY ELSE BUY OR SELL SHARES SO THE PRICE OF MY BET ON BUYING OR SELLING SHARES MAKES ME MONEY". Fucking wild what we've done to markets selling effectively gas station scratchers for "investors".

This is fucking PROOF that the government is involved in buying stocks whenever it’s necessary to keep the market up. THIS IS SO NUTS

BEARRRS???? YO UFUCKS YOU SAID 3% DOWNNNNN??? IM DOWN SO MUCH MONEY

u/orangeyougladiator u/traditional_hair_453 u/Mysterious_Ad6637 u/Ok_Complaint_3589 #MEET THIS WEEKEND THREADS FOUR BIGGEST RETARDS! SO LOUD YET SO SO WRONG 😂

I FEEL LIKE LOSING SO MUCH MONEY TODAY ZYN IN ANGUS

OH SO NOW ITS *REGIME CHANGE*

SO FUCKING SICK OF RED DAYS SO FUCKING SICK OF BEING POOR. FUCK YOU ORANGE MAN

IM SO FUCKING COOKED

!banbet CMON SO CLOSE

IM SO FUCKING FUCKED I HATE GOOGLE

Already Recovering. Green by 1AM PST. LOL. BEARS and ANTI-MURICANS R SO DONE. GG BOYS, U R IN AN ECHO CHAMBER.

I am so happy to have taco, **WE ARE WINNING SO MUCH**, no stupid wars started, NOBEL PRIZE **imagine if the market was flat, tech deep red and we started a new war/make tariffs threat every month** EDIT: oh, and also no inflation and a STRONG job market

PLEASE GO GREEN SO I CAN BUY PUTS AT OPEN

FUTURES OPEN IN TEHRAN AND [THIS GUY](https://www.reddit.com/user/me) IS SO FUCKED

WILL ONE OF YOU BIG BRAIN BER CUCKS EXPLAIN TO THE REST OF THE CLASS HOW YOU’RE SO SURE THAT THE MARKET WILL BE RED TOMORROW?

"PLEASE YOU FUCKING REGARDS RISE UP AND TAKE OVER THE IRGC ALREADY I DID SO MUCH WORK. SO. MUCH.WORK."

I ASKED IF I SHOULD WATCH A MOVIE AND u/smart_doge SAID YES SO IM WATCHING IT. 40 MINUTES IN AND IT SUCKS AND HE JUST TOLD ME HE NEVER EVEN SAW IT SO THIS IS AN OFFICIAL NOTICE THAT FUCK THAT GUY HES DEAD TO ME

#**SO WHEN IS THE BOARD OF PEACE MEETING?**

about to invent a new religion & go to iran to spread it about to be so fucking rich. SO fucking rich.

IF YOU LOOK AT CRYPTO FOLLOWING SILVER ITS ALLREADY UP ALMOST 7% SO SLV 100 BY MONDAY. AND ITS ONLY STARTING.

# WE ARE SO FUCKING COOKED

SO MORE MCD THEN?...

AND SO IT BEGINS....

obligatory SO $BBW

#**IM SO HAPPY SPACEX IS IPO-ING, I ALWAYS WANTED TO OWN A CASH BURNING SLOPPY CHATBOT RIGHTWING MEDIA ROCKETS**

Damn NVDA down 11.5% from yesterday… it was up 5.9 dropped all the way to -5.6%… yall are SO overdramatic

Im so tired Im so tired Im so fucking tired IM SO FUCKING TIRED IM SOOOOOOO FUCCCCCKINGGGGG TIREEEEEED

WE ARE SO BACK after a 0.01% pump

SLV IN YOUR FUCKING ASS WE’RE SO BACK BABY

this is SO not skibidi.

SO MUCH WINNING

SO... who is going go buy calls at open like a brave soldier

##WHY ARE THEY SO JEALOUS OF OUR FREEDOM??

IM SO FUCKING TIRED IM SO FUCKING TIRED IM SOOOOOO FUCKING TIRED ALL BECAUSE NVIDIA HAD AMAZING EARNINGS? I HATE THE US STOCK MARKET

SO MUCH WINNING guys. I am sure the midterms will go just fine, rright? he can't even pump the mkt anymore ffs

OH WERE SO COOKED

RATE HIKES ARE SO BACK BABY

PPI SO BIG