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Pyjama traders just realised the strait of Hormuz being sniper alley for oil tankers is not bullish. We should be red for a week, but we will close bigly green after Mango's market hours announcement that Sam, Tim and Jensen have agreed to invest 500 billion in an AI ship forcefield factory in Kentucky that will break ground in 2034. SO HOT RIGHT NOW 🔥

Bikkachu is *SO* back 🙌

GONNA BE BACK AT THE BEACH CONDO SOON. NEXT MONTH OR SO. DAILY REMY BEACH PICS INCOMING

# YA HEAR THAT? # STOP BEING SO FUCKING RETARDED, BOLS # YOU'RE SO EMBARRASSING

FUCK. SO ARE WE BASICALLY A PAPER TIGER LIKE RUSSIA. LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GOING TO HAVE THE SAME FATE, TOO DUMB TO REALIZE THAT DRONE WARFARE WAS THE FUTURE WHEN FUCKING UKRAINE FIGHTS THEM EVERYDAY. BRAIN DEAD MILITARY. LOOKS LIKE THE ENTIRE WORLD WILL BE POOR AF VERY SOON. HUMANS ARE THE MOST DESTRUCTIVE SPECIES.

DO PEOPLE ACTUALLY THINK IT WILL GET SO BAD THAT WE WILL REQUIRE MINE REMOVAL ROBOTS TO GET THROUGH HORMUZ BUT AT THE SAME TIME INSURERS WILL FREELY UNDERWRITE THESE PASSAGES AS LONG AS WE JUST REMOVE THE MINES???? WHY THE FUCK ARE THESE SHITCOS PUMPING

I FUCKIN TOLD YALL SO USO TO 150 BY APRIL 1ST It doesn’t matter about the strait at this point if they reopen it tomorrow we’re already now 12 days down on supply - not to mention the sheer damage from the inertia of the economy slowing down for the 12 past days.

# BOLS HATE MUNNIE SO GODDAMN MUCH # ITS DISGUSTING # ╮ (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) ╭

OH SO THIS IS ACTUALLY A REAL WAR... LOL OIL $300

LOL BEARS SO MAD THAT THEY ONLY WIN WHEN THE MARKETS ARE CLOSED LOL STICK TO FUTES

NICE. LET'S GET A WAR STARTED WITH CHINA AS WELL SO SPY CAN HIT 800 PLS. FCKING BRAIN DAMAGED ALGOS

Why are bears SO FUCKING FUCKED ALL THE TIME? Lmao SAD BER lmao

MSFT I'm crying bruh you are SO ass

BULLS SO FUCKING LOUD WHEN IT PUMPS AND NOW NOT A WORD.

WTF BOLS I LOST SO MUCH MONEY WHERE IS THE PUMP?

HOLY SHIT BER SO FUK

CAN WE STOP TWEETING FOR LIKE A WEEK SO I CAN UNLOAD MY BAGS?

Oil bros we are SO BACK

I WISH I WAS INDIAN SO I COULD DISAPPOINT MY FAMILY BY NOT BEING A DOCTOR. CURRENTLY THEY HAVE VERY LOW EXPECTATIONS 😡😡

I STUDIED REALLY HARD IN COLLEGE JUST SO I COULD SAY I WAS SUMMA “CUM” LAUDE 🤭🤭

IM SO READY

# SO THEY TRAPPED ENOUGH BOLS (MYSELF INCLUDED) 😭😭😭😭😭😭

JUST SO YOU GUYS KNOW, MY LAWYER DRIVES A PINK LAMBO AND HAS AN ONLYFANS SO DONT EVEN TRY ME

ARE YOU A DOCTOR? IF SO WHAT KIND AND WHERE DID YOU GO TO SCHOOL

Guys, I’m SO tired of winning

SO MY PUTS DIED FOR NOTHING

That SO happened to me before. 😀

I asked Gemini AI if the market would be red or green today... around 5am pst... and it said "red for sure"... AI cost people SO much money today

BEARS TALKED SO MUCH SHIT OVER THE WEEKEND LMAO

OMG BER SO FUK 🤡🫵

BERS ARE SO FUKED

Y’all get SO cocky in premarket and overnight SO OFTEN and are so wildly wrong it’s so funny. The number of doomer SPY 600 posts last night to see us down only .4% is beyond funny. For the record I agree the shit is terrible for the economy, I just can’t get over the panic happening SO FAST.

Bears are trying SO hard right now to eliminate the remaining bulls whos gotten wiped out in the past 6 weeks

# WOKE UP TO SO MUCH WINNING

Futures RECOVERED SO FUCKING FAST lmao LMAO

futes go up 0.15% : OMG BER IS SO FUKT futes go down 0.15%: OMG BUL IS FUK this sub is truly the battle of the retards

I NEED SPY TO GET BACK TO 655 SO I CAN BUY THE CHEAPEST OF CHEAP $700C FOR THE EVENTUAL 🌮

# I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING, IF I STOP BUYING STOCKS, I WOULD BE SO HAPPY **WHY THE FCK DID I NOT JUST DO THAT????? 😮‍💨**

PRESlDENT BlDEN: **"America, I gave my best to you. I made a lot of mistakes in my career. But I gave my best to you."** \- August 2024 😭😭😭😭😭😭 I AM SO SORRY!!!

$660 WE ARE SO BACK BABY

# FWIW BOLS, # IM WAY BETTER AT SPENDING YOUR MONEY THAN YOU ARE # SO IT KINDA WORKS OUT # ╮ (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) ╭

US HAS 200 DAYS OF OIL RESERVES SO THE PRICES WONT SHOOT UP RIGHT AWAY BUT ITS GONNA GRADUALLY CLIMB UP IF THIS WAR CONTINUES ! EVENTUALLY HE GONNA GET PRESSURE TO STOP THE WAR FROM UNION AND NATO AND HE WILL 🌮THIS WAR AS WELL ! AFTER THAT ALL THE STOCK WHICH GOT BEATEN DOWN LIKE HELL GONNA SKY ROCKET TO ATH !

I AM SO SCREWED HOLDING 4/17 MSFT CALLS

PLEASE SOMEONE BUY PUTS SO MARKETS WILL SKYROCKET

I’M SO FUCKIN COOKED

# FKING PIECE OF 💩, I AM SO BITTER RIGHT NOW. # I SHOULD HAVE SPENT MY MONEY ON DRUGS AND PROSTITUTES INSTEAD, WHY THE FK DID I LISTEN TO YOUTUBERS TO "INVEST"??? # WTF! I HATE THEM. GIVE MY MONEY BACK.

I can see the midnight tweet: “Some say we have the HOTTEST oil prices anywhere. Going up is a GOOD SIGN WE ARE WINNING! Anyone disagreeing is a loser like Jerome “I want low gas prices” POW!ell (who refused to lower interest rates because oil was TOO LOW AND CHEAP, BUT MUST NOW DO SO!!!!!)”

BEARS R SO FUK LMAO

IM WINNING SO MUCH MR 🥭 PLEASE I CANT TAKE SO MUCH WINNING. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY PORT.

I NEED FUTURES TO RECOVER SO I CAN GET MORE PUTTS!!!!