SO

I NEED FUTURES TO RECOVER SO I CAN GET MORE PUTTS!!!!

# HNNNNNGGGGG MR 🅱️RESIDENT .... # YOU ARE... # SO... # CRUDE

WW5 starting tomorrow. It’s gonna be SO YUGE that’s it will skip 3 and 4

$PLTR IS SPONSORING THIS WAR SO THEIR STOCK CAN RISE.  PLTR 2 TRILLION 2029 #PLTR #GETTHEMONEY

COMEX SAID NAH THE SHORTS WILL BE SAVED LMAO SO RIGGED

I NEED A FLAT OPEN….. SO I CAN BUY MORE PUTS!!!

SO ISIS PUTTING IEDS IN FRONT OF THE NYC MAYORS OFFICE IS DEFINITELY AN ESCALATION.

SO FAR ALL HE ENDORSES IS THEM BERS

Yeah I bought fucking cryptocurrency in 2023 instead of Raytheon, SO REGARDED

# TELL HIM, I REALLY FUCKING HOPE SO

IM SO FUCKING TIRED CAN GOOGLE EVER HAVE A GREEN DAY IN MY LIFETIME?

Every time we start to sell off just a little bit HULKING GREEN DICKS ITS SO FUCKING STUPID

EVERYTHING IS GOING SO FAST SOMEONE HOLD MY HAND 🖐️

LOOK HOW MUCH YOU'RE WINNING BOLS SO MUCH FUCKING WINNING DON'T FORGET TO HONK YOUR NOSE AND GET IN YOUR TINY CAR! 🫵🤡

ITS GOING SO FAST

IM SO TIRED OF WINNING MR TRUMP

BULLS SO BRAINWASHED THEY WILL BUY CALLS TODAY LMFAOOOOO

this week "SO FAR"

WHY FUTES ARE SO FLAT SUS CONCERNED

The war will only last the weekend, relax. It's only gonna be a couple weeks, calm down. Only a few months. 6, max. Like 2 years, big deal. 5 years, SO WHAT.

SO MUCH WINNING

Man the scalp is SO BACK. Loving it.

I WAS SO CLOSE TO BREAKING EVEN ON RDDT FFS

I MADE SO MUCH WITH PUTS TODAY YEEEEESSSSSSASSSSSSSAAAAAAA

Gonna tag you SO HARD

QQQ just needs to fail 612.50 6 more times & bulls will be SO FUKT

THAT DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE AND I ASKED NICELY NOT TO TAG ME WHILE IM WATCHING MY MOVIE SO CUT IT OUT

IM GONNA WATCH A MOVIE. PLEASE NO TAGGING ME OR REPLIES. I WONT ANSWER AND IT CAN BE DISTRACTING WHILE IM TRYING TO FOLLOW A MOVIE SO DONT FUCKING DO IT. WHEN IM DONE WATCHING MY MOVIE ILL LET YOU KNOW THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

HES SO LUCKY HES A RETARD

SHES SO LUCKY SHES A STAR

# BERS WHY SO QUIET 🤡 🤣 🤣 🤣

SO CLOSE

LOL. IM SO HARD AT WORK RIGHT NOW.

WAITED SO LONG FOR GREEN LIGHT THERAPY🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢

So guys, all this green is because there are rumors of secret talks between iran and the US to end this war, i don't need to tell you how fragile is this shit, but i got calls, SO PUMP IT.

!banbet SO YOU'RE SAYING THERES A CHANCE

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO GOOGLE IM SO SAD AND TIRED

First green futures in SO long... I think since.. Feb 20?

LMAO DUMB BERS WERE SO COCKY AND COUNTING THEIR PROFITS🤡🤡🤡🤡Yall deserve this.

SO MUCH GREEN

THREADS MOVING SO SLOW THAT EVERYONE WILL KNOW I LIKE MY CINNAMON ROLLS MEDIUM RARE AND DOUGHY

Markets are so funny man. VIX still well below the random October/November panic spikes which were essentially just AHHH WHY SPENDING SO HIGH.

***Bearrorist!!*** ***MY KOREAN neighbour HAS BEEN SMOKING OUTSIDE AND YELLING AT HIS KIDS FOR 2 HOURS.*** ***PLEASE MAKE IT STOP, I CAN'T MASTU\* HEARING IT, IT'S SO SAD***

# WHEN HE SAID: I AM GONNA BOMB 💣 THE SHlT OUT OF THEM 💥 **HE MEANT OUR PORTFOLIO.** SO FKED UP.... ALL MONEY GONE....

I can see it now. Market will be down 5% tomorrow, then creep back up -4.5% and bols be like, BERS SO FUKT, LMAO 🤣

KOREA MARKET DROPPED 7% YESTERDAY AND 10% TODAY SO FAR AND ARE STILL UP 23% YTD WHILE WE'RE HERE FIGHTING FOR OUR LIVES TRYING TO BREAK EVEN LMAO

This isn't r/investing why do you hedge anything?! This is the casino. Let it roll! Also, I do not suggest anyone acts like these degenerate gamblers... But I can't help but love the community diversity. There's a lot of brilliant people here trying SO hard to make someone lose everything they've ever owned. BRUTAL. also, hilarious someone is listening as if it's somehow intelligent to see what these people say. I love the gains, the losses, and the margin calls

CAN WE EITHER JUST TANK OR GAP UP 5% SO WE CAN GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS RANGE

**Bers** the kind of regards that see **EU dumping almost 10%** in 2days and think we're the same **WE ARE NOT THE SAME** AMERICA IS ~~RIGGED~~ SO MUCH BETTER! SO MUCH **WINNING!**

Why is he SO orange?