SO

ITS SO BAD IM BUYING PAPA JOHNS CALLS AT OPEN

NVDA WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING WORTHLESS OMG

BREAKING NEWS: CPI REPORT LEAK, THE NUMBER IS SO SHOCKING

I bought APLD calls at -11% today, they’re now down 50% SO FAR

QUICK SOMEONE POST A “BROADCOM IS SO CHEAP TPUS OMG I AM BUYING!!!!!” THREAD

SO WE'RE COOL WITH A 1 WEEK OLD BEAR BOT SPAMMING *400* COMMENTS IN TODAYS THREAD? K

WHY IS SPY BEING SO STUPID

The most fucked part about this year for me is that my top performing portfolio hasn't been my stocks, options, or crypto It's fucking sports gambling I make more in NBA props by a magnitude than anything else. I even tried to quit, withdrawing 90% of my account into crypto, AND LOST MONEY IN BTC SO I PUT IT BACK IN, GAMBLED, AND WON IT BACK This shit is so incredibly stupid.

KEEP BUYING THE DIP SO I CAN KEEP ON DUMPING

#ITS SO JOVER

GOOGLE CREATED SO MANY BAGHOLDERS HERE IM SORRY TO YOU GUYS

AHAHAHHHAHAHAH SO FUCKING PREDICTABLE

WOW LETS SPEND 5 MINUTES TALKING ABOUT A LOGO WOW MUCH WOW ALIGNS WITH THEIR “CORE VALUES” WOW SO DEEP ONLY A TRUE MARKETING GENIUS COULD DESIGN SUCH A FASCINATING DESGIN

BEARS ARE SO FUCKED

IREN IS SO DOGSHIT

Tesla is trash.. how it has the MK it has… but everyday it’s strong af when everything else is down… thing drops & rips back. It’s been green constantly. I don’t know how or why. But someone must know something. I want to short SO bad. Which means, something is coming. Maybe it breaks to 500 very soon… even in a down market I think.

#stay at home moms be like "I WORK SO HARD" mhmm lazy ur kid is like 12 years old go get a fuking job LMAO

Read up on $SO

WE ARE SO BACK…unless?

Jerome Powell said the Fed is expecting job growth, which has averaged 39k over the last five months, to get revised down by about 60k/month #SO WE'VE BEEN ACTUALLY LOSING 21,000 JOBS PER MONTH

CHRISTMAS RALLY IS SO BACK

FUTES SO RED OMG DOWN DOWN DOWN

+0,07% WE ARE SO BACK

We would be SO fracked

THEN SO AM I

SO FAR.

SO IT WAS YOU! YOU CRASHED THE MARKET!

WE ARE SO FUCKIN BACK BOYS

FED'S GOOLSBEE: IT IS "SUPER IMPORTANT" THE FED MAINTAIN ITS INDEPENDENCE SO MONETARY POLICY IS SET WITHOUT POLITICAL INTERFERENCE Yeah, that ship sailed long ago.

HOOOOOOOOOLEEEEEEE FUCK SO MANY GOOGLE BAGHOLDERS GOT CREATED IN THESE TWO FAYS IM NOT OK

FUCK YOU NVDA FUCK YOU SO MUCH I CANT FUCKING DO THIS ANYMORE

https://preview.redd.it/lklqu3g7qs6g1.png?width=2048&format=png&auto=webp&s=bf35157ef8567d64e26f1d0e3b1bb8bd3abbafbd PANIC SELL EVERYTHING, ITS SO FUCKING JOEVER

OH SO I GUESS THE MONEY PRINTER GOING BRRRRRR DOESNT MATTER THIS TIME!?

IREN SO FAR AWAY

One day we will crash two digits to s&p 7k and those bers will tell us TOLD YOU SO

ORCL IS SO FUCKING BACK BACK TO THE DUMPSTER

Bulls are SO COOKED 😎👨🏼‍🍳

OPEN THE CASINO SO I CAN SELL

"WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK" lol front page posts aging badly as expected

FUTURES VOLUME SO LOW YOU NEED A MICROSCOPE TO SEE THE BARS

WE'RE GONNA PRINT SO MUCH MONEY, zimbabwe dollars will be worth more!

did someone say "WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK!" ?

I was SO caught up in trading SPX into the close, I COMPLETELY forgot my oracle put yolo. Mother fk man?!!! I can’t get out of my own way!! Jesus H Christ. I need a win here to get over this hump.

#BERS R SO FUKT LMAO 🤌

You are doing your best! And best is always going to change so don’t hold yourself to your idea of 100% every day. Continue building that partnership with your SO and never forget that burdens are always a little lighter when shared. Christmas is a whole thing but it sounds like your family cares a lot about you and you can always spend time with some of them outside the holiday when things are less chaotic. Take care, bro, you’ve got this. And don’t forget to steal time for yourself because actual rest and downtime will give you extra bandwidth when you need it.

MAGNUM ICE CREAM SO MUCH WINNING

YOU SHOW EM $NBIS! GET UP TO GREEN SO THE SWAN DIVE TO -5% IS EVEN MORE DRAMATIC! YOU GOT THIS $NBIS

WHEN SOFI HITS 70$ IM GONNA FLEX ON ALL YOU HATERS SO Hard!!!!!!!!! FLAFLINKYY!!!!!

I'VE SEEN ENOUGH CRASH AWS AGAIN, SO WE CAN GET SOME REAL VOLATILITY