SO

WE’RE SO BACK IT’S SO OVER WE’RE SO BACK IT’S SO OVER WE’RE SO BACK IT’S SO OVER

BREAKING: DUE TO MM'S NEED TO PUMP QUARTERLY EARNINGS THEY DECIDED THAT US TRADING 2000 CONTRACTS BETWEEN OURSELVES 400,000 TIMES PER DAY ISN'T ENOUGH SO THEY'RE INSTITUTING CHOP TO FORCE DEGENS TO TAKE ANY % PROFIT AND PAY BID/ASK 800,000 TIMES PER DAY INSTEAD. THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONTINUED DEGENERACY IN THESE TRYING TIMES

#THIS IS SO FUCKED UP.

I HAVENT SLEPT IN 30 HOURS PLEASE JUST PAMP SO I CAN SELL AND GO BED

WE ARE SO BACK I tell myself for the 50th time since November began

WE'RE PINNED SO HARD AT 680

BRO AIN'T NO FUCKING WAY WHAT WAS THAT OPEN I LOST SO MUCH MONEY, IF YOU WANT TO GO UP THAT'S FINE GO UP, CRASH THE MARKET NOT A PROBLEM JUST MOVE SMOOOOOOTHLY

"THERES NO BUYING POWER" "LOOKS WEAK" "SO MANIPULATED" ALL THIS BER COPE AND MORE, ONLY ON WSB LMAO 😂

Man wtf dawg only the military gets a $1,776 dividend #I'VE BEEN FIGHTING ALL MY LIFE THIS YEAR SO MY FINANCES AIN'T UNDERWATER DAWG 😤😤😤😤

HOPY FUCK IN SO FUCKED MMRREEEEE TREEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEE

CHRISTMAS IS SO BACK!

I’m SO FUCKING BACK 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Vibescession is SO BACK

BUY EVERYTHING, WE ARE SO BACK

Can you guys please stop being so bullish??? You're gonna make the market SO RED at open fuck you

HELL YESS WE ARE SO UP

He talks to us like we’re the girlfriend that is tired of his shit and wants to leave. Listen sweetie, either keep making these bags print for more Gucci purses or it is SO over.

WE’RE SO BACK BABY

MINORS I LOVE MINORS SO MUCH -🥭

WE ARE SO BACK

#GEN ZEERS BE LIKE OMG CHAT AM I COOKEDED LMAOO NO CAP NO CAP FR FR FR TOP LIT SO SIMP

#GEN Zers BE LIKE OMGGGG CHAT I AM COOKEEDDDD THIS LITTTT SLAYY BET SO MID NO CAP SPY SUCH SIMP

THE STREET WANTED MU TO FLOP SO BAD

WAR WITH VENEZUELA, SO BUY CHEVRON?

#WE ARE SO FUCKED PUTS ON EVERYTHING

WE ARE SO FUCKING COOKED

I’m just happy to be here, happy to be taking part… Is what a bunch of fuckin’ losers would say!!! BERS R FUK!! SO FUKKED THEY’LL HAVE TO PULL ME OFF OF DED BER CORPSE KICKING AND SCREAMING!! 😠😠

SO SPY IS NOT GONNA MOVE AT ALL!!!! What is this

LOL THIS MARKET IS SO MANIPULATED SPY CAN DROP STRAIGHT DOWN TO 500 IN A DAY AND VIX WOULD GO UP MAYBE $.50

HOW IS THE VIX SO SUBDUED?

HOW IN THE WORLD COULD VIX POSSIBLY BE FLAT HERE KEKVV, SO RIGGED

Man they were right...this thread is SO much better when everything is red.

How are some of these stocks staying in the same place with SO MUCH VOLUME

THIS MARKET FEELS SO FKIN WEIRD RIGHT NOW every move fake af

DONT REJECT BABE AHA YOURE SO SEXY

DONT WORRY I BOUGHT SPY PUTS SO V INCOMING BACK UP

Everyone was shouting TRUMP SAID BUY WHY DIDNT YOU BUY WHEN HE SAID SO. Now trump wants to reschedule cannabis and people don’t want to follow the money? Ok

It’s SO GOOD

They're SO expensive though. What are you looking at? Disclaimer: I'm not an options person, so just looking at them the breakeven on a 300 put is 275. For a 400 it's closer to 350. So a 30% fall (on the 400s) just to break even?

I’m getting SO many reels on IG pushed onto my feed about the Mag7 being in an AI bubble…makes me wonder if Meta is trying to get retail to panic dump so they can buy up more shares

#RUSSIAS WAR FUNDED BY SCRIPT KIDDIES IN CALL OF DUTY PAYING HUGE SUBSCRIPTIONS FOR CHEATS SO THEY CAN GAIN PRESTIGE FASTER LMAO 🤌

#THE NEW AVATAR MOVIE LOOKS SO BAD LMAO 🤌

ahhh shite just remembered I hid an underweird with shite in the closet so the SO wouldnt know i sharted this morning.

#ORCL PUT HOLDERS IN SHAMBLES, TS SO FUNNY.

TESLA DONT NEED FUNDAMENTALS !!!!! JUST TRADE ON HYPE SO CALLS IT IS ! 🚀

My QQQ short positions are looking SO FAR SO GOOD 👌👌👌

#BOLS WERE SO EXCITED WHEN IT WAS UP 0.02% LMAOOO

Gape my ass and call me a ber cuz we are SO FUCKING BACK

Where are the green by open retards, WE ARE SO BACK

"HURR DURR $SPY ONLY -.7% WUT HAPPY Y SO SERIUS?!" ain't nobody in here to DCA shares of the fucking index you smug stupid fucks sit down and shut the fuck up