SAM

Gyna ain't Colombia. Just wait until they put an embargo on rare esrths and cripple Murica. Think Unkie Sam under estimated them.

This guy really thinks Sam Altman coded and designed chatGPT himself. No way you guys are out here thinking ceos are actually the scientists or engineers designing the products

Why does Sam Altman look like he’s wearing someone else’s skin

OpenAI is going to destroy Onlyfans, why pay $9.99 a month for a bitchy-ass OF snob when you can create your own AI girl with perfect ass/tits and no ugly tattoos that will do anything you ask? Sam Altman knows where the money is to fund his AI empire and pay all these multi-billion contracts.

\+30k since Friday. Ya'll need to stop buying puts at the exact sam- actually carry on.

amd bers got gaped from lisa last week, now its sam and jensen piling on and fucking them LMAO 🤌

The secret is yoloing into speculative, pre revenue companies tied to sam altman. Oklo mooning

Sam Altman’s phone is ringing off the hook I can’t even get a hold of him

AI was supposed to make our society better and more efficient. Instead this Sam guy pivoted to going after brainrot video slop and the gooner TAM

SexGPT is coming: [https://www.theverge.com/news/799312/openai-chatgpt-erotica-sam-altman-verified-adults](https://www.theverge.com/news/799312/openai-chatgpt-erotica-sam-altman-verified-adults) Puts on real women.

Sam Altman goes to jail in 2026, anybody taking the bet?

SAM ALTMAN IF YOU’RE OUT THERE I DESPERATELY NEED LULULEMON OPENAI COLLAB SOON TY

I know it's extremely highly priced RN but the thing you gotta understand is that Sam altman is very high up there too and there's very high speculation that there will be a partnership with open ai and other AI firms to power their operations. If that happens, trust me it will go even more parabolic, easily doubling or tripling due to future earnings expectations

‘Erotica’ coming to ChatGPT this year, says OpenAI CEO Sam Altman -CNBC > #THE INCELS WILL SOON TAKE THEIR FINAL FORM LMAO 🤌

So glad sam altman discovered ai and is bringing it to us in the nick of time to save society and the planet. we’ve been begging for it for years and it’s finally here to save us all

Amazon should be sending the sos signal to Sam any day now

Whats everyones Honest thoughts on ( World coin) By sam the nerd

Before I leave you brother bers, whenever I shit-post, its a bottom sign because my port would go tits up the following days. You've been warned dont fk with unc Sam tomorrow

I bet Sam Altman is flooded with partnership requests. He’s gonna release one a day

Elon lowkey furious he hates Sam and can't get open stimmy

Pretending my AI erotica is just Sam Altman on the other side

SAM ALTMAN SAYS OPENAI WILL ALLOW EROTICA FOR ADULT USERS

Sam Altman is a construct for an intelligence agency. Makes perfect sense if his hands are in everything because they will be in charge of the surveillance.

just wait until Sam Bankman...oh! I mean... Sam Altman *Fried...* nvm I keep confusing them... anyway, just wait until Forbes put his picture on the cover and then get out of all the stocks involved with OpenAI

If ur DD doesn’t include at least 2 of the following words: ‘bean’ ‘soy’ ‘cooking oil’ ‘sam’ ‘altman’ I’m not reading.

Luckily for TSLA bears, Muskrat can't stand Sam and so there's no deal announcement coming any time soon

BREAKING: I AM PARTNERING WITH OPEN AI. I WILL BE OPENING ONGOING 19.99/MO CREDIT LINE UNTILL 1 YR FROM NOW. THANK YOU SAM ALTMAN FOR THE TRUST AND CONFIDENCE AND FOR THE FUTURE OF AMERICA WITH THIS PARTNERSHIP.

> ChatGPT will soon be able to engage in “erotica” with age-verified adults, Sam Altman announces. I wouldn’t be surprised if they signed a deal with PornHub at this point

https://www.theverge.com/news/799312/openai-chatgpt-erotica-sam-altman-verified-adults

>SAM ALTMAN SAYS OPENAI WILL ALLOW EROTICA FOR ADULT USERS - AXIOS Why watch real free porn when you can watch fake free porn

"Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults" Why QQQ not up 6% !?!?!?

SAM ALTMAN SAYS OPENAI WILL ALLOW EROTICA FOR ADULT USERS - AXIOS

Sam Altman says ChatGPT will enable erotica for verified users. Finally WSB regards can have a girlfriend

I would like to announce my Grindr partnership with Sam Altman and OpenAI

SAM ALTMAN WHERE IS MY ANDROID GF??

What if Sam Altman conned everyone like Elizabeth Holmes lmao

Remember when Sam Alt Man got fired by the board and all the employees said fuck off we quit so they brought him back. Now he is saying there is an AI bubble. They all must be laughing so hard at the financial world. When Open AI go public?

Sam Altman gunna make Ponzi look like a petty thief when it all said and done. 

I don't know what ole Sidewinder Sam (Altman) or Lizard Boi Zuckerface have in mind but I'm not playing in their matrix or metaverse, I know I won't get my "guaranteed minimum income check" but I'll make it.

AMD, AVGO and now fucking ARM. Where is my SMCI deal Sam?

Ole Sidewinder Sam (Altman) is now in charge of the US Economy, how in tha fuk?

Sam Altman being an apocalypse prepper is just swell isn't it 🤗

Just build an AI space station that’s powered by the sun. Stop using my drinking water, Sam.

I can already see the headline "The notorious sister molester Sam Altman euphoria has finally ended when OpenAI whistleblower expose the collaboration with ICE to use illegal immigrants as backbones of ChatGPT responses"

If you're a major AI company and not cutting some sort of a deal with Sam Altman, you're leaving money on the table. The typical "partnership" announcement is worth $100-$200 billion in new market cap, why not do $5 billion or $10 billion deal over several years, even if OpenAI never pays it back?

I never thought the world wold see a bigger regard than melon but Sam might have hid in the trunk of melons spaceship 

Hank Schrader warned us that Sam Altman (Marie) needs MINERALS!!

OPEN was a play based on rate cuts and they already happened and hype has sailed, probably goes up a little around next fed meeting if they potentially cut rates more The future hype is still all AI driven right now, and the price of electricity is steadily going up, and we’re gonna need WAY more to power for all the AI computational requirements Thus nuclear energy for OKLO, they also have a fuel recycling plant, Sam Altman was on their Board at one point, and the current Secretary or Energy was also on their board of directors as well before he had to resign to be the SoE

I just bought OKLO because it was a way to invest in Sam Altman. Now he's gone and the stock has gone waaaaay beyond my targets. I'm so smart.

Wait.  I thought Reddit liked Sam Altman because Sam hated Elon.  Now Reddit WSB is turning on Sam because he is, making deals that are making traders money? Isn't this something.