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Breaking news: Alien ship discovered around Mars Sam Altman is already seen in the ship negotiating a compute deal

Sam Altman can pull money from his anoos They say he’s a magician

So if there was any catalyst for the market pivot, its one or more of these: \- PLTR diving post earnings despite beating estimates \- Michael Burry's AI puts announcement \- That Sam Altman interview where he gets angry at an OpenAI investor quizzing him on making 1.4 trillion of spending commitments with no where near the revenue for it.

Sam Altman having no concrete answer to how he's going to pay for the trillions of dollars it’s planning to spend should be concerning. Feels like a Ponzi scheme

Sam Altman(OpenAI) can’t answer a simple question: “How can a company, with $13 billion in revenues, make $1.4 trillion of spending commitments?” His response: “We're doing well more revenue than that. Second of all, if you want to sell your shares, I'll find you a buyer." Guys I think this is a bubble

sam altman better make another one of his mystical 100B deals tomorrow morning to save the market

Sam Bankman-Fried 🤝 Sam Altman Sam 2 just needs a dog of a girl to finish the copy of Sam 1.

Sam Altman is the person who started this bubble. It's only right that he's the same person that pops it.

Is your name Sam N. Ella?

I'm officially on team dislike sam altman

Sam Altman went from saying AI is overvalued to being accused of murder and expecting a $1 trillion valuation within like 2 days.

HIMS: ‘WE ARE PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE A REVOLUTIONARY DEAL WITH OPENAI CEO SAM ALTMAN SUPPLYING $20B IN DICK PILLS OVER 5 YEARS’

Sam Altman looks regarded

The MSFT complainers here bitching that on green days MSFT is barely green and underperforms its big tech peers yet on red days MSFT gets hit harder and redder then its tech peers. The reason why? MSFT is the 3rd most valuable tech company and yet on the AI innovation front it plays hooker whore to its pimp OpenAI. Until MSFT can prove it can make its own 100% controlled AI and stop sucking on Sam Altman dicks its gonna be in this barely green and hard red ground for a long time.

zuck frantically calling sam altman for an openai deal

SBA - Sam Bankman Altman

OpenAI is gonna partner with everybody on the planet at this rate. Sam Altman I'm cheap all I need is $1MM and lifetime supply of Taco bell

>How To Self-Suck The PP To $1 Trillion Valuation: A NYT Bestseller by Sam Altman (with foreward by Adam Neuman)

Its so dumb how the market is only responding to OpenAI partnerships. RDDT earnings should have been a catalyst for more upside, but anything short of sucking sam Altman’s dick gets you nothing

Quick guys call Sam Altman we need another deal to pump SPY

Sam Altman out here openly commiting financial incest, when will God step in? 

Tim Cook should join with Sam Alt(Ponzi)man.

I've been infected with the Sam Altman disease and it appears to be incurable 

Godammit my AMZN shared also infected with the Sam Altman OAI pyramid schema… luckily its just a drop in the bucket or i’d be left with only 2 MAG7 stocks

Sam altman making saylor looking like a genuine business man

Honestly this OpenAI scam looks just like FTX and we will see Sam behind bars in less than a decade

Breaking.   Sam Altman supposedly kidnapped.  His billions of funding also nowhere to be found.  

How much % of AMZN stock is sam dickman getting for this deal

sam altman will be the cause of a worldwide recession

Sam Altman really went from "non profit org" to wanting to secure the trillion dollar bag for a company that probably shouldn't even have a 10 bn dollar valuation . OpenAI benefits as a non profit tag and they will just use that for tax evasion. didn't he also get the guy killed who worked as the researcher for openAI and then buried all of that by basically paying off the media?

Sam Altmann stealing the collective works of humanity to feed an LLM before declaring humans redundant while his AI chatgpt is losing billions is probably the top for both the bull run and American capitalism tbh.

Sam Arnold just called Luigi Luigi. Puts on UNH

Sam Darnold may never throw an incomplee pass again

#ALL HAIL THE ALMIGHTY GEQBUS SAM DARNOLD 👳‍♂️

"Brad Gerstner Question: “How can a company with $13B in revenue make $1.4T in spend commitments.” OpenAI CEO Sam Altman Response: “Brad, if you want to sell your shares I’ll find you a buyer. Enough… we can sell your shares & anyone else’s to people making the most noise.” What a smug response to a more than fair question. Someone wants to know how a cash incinerator is confident in committing to spending more than 100x their annualized revenue. And that’s how you respond? Red flag?"

Sam Altman in his feelings [https://youtu.be/Gnl833wXRz0?si=4JZZC4vdAdl1S2Tt&t=745](https://youtu.be/Gnl833wXRz0?si=4JZZC4vdAdl1S2Tt&t=745)

Just saw Sam Altman and Zuck at a random bar in Tahoe . Calls on META

Sam Altman makes Elon look likeable

You do realize there are other CEOs out there doing more important things for AI like Jensen Huang, Sam Altman, Hock Tan, and Satya Nadella and none of them are holding their company for ransom like Elon Musk is doing for a $1 trillion pay package

Sam wants an IPO cause he wants to get paid before the shit house collapses.

NFLIX making Christmas movies featuring Sam and jensen using sora AI

Someone is eventually going to have to explain to all those companies that there is no fucking way Sam Altman is going to make good on all these deals

Sam Altman preparing to bring OPEN AI public, valued at a trillion dollars. This reinforces a universal law of nature: never bet against the gays.

You know sam Altman doesn’t actually have any equity in OpenAi right? He could be given equity later as founder and ceo but he currently does not have a stake. What do you think is coming? Job layoffs and employee cuts are nothing new, lots of these big tech companies probably realized they over hired already and that AI actually can replace some of the more mundane jobs in their companies.

Sam Altman ..is secretly Sam Alt’woman

theres no way sam altman is the hero of our time. something extremely off about that dude.

#Sam Altman on the Tesla Roadster: "I really was excited for the car! And I understand delays. But 7.5 years has felt like a long time to wait." Twitter is currently awaiting Elon's incoming overreaction

If there’s regime change in Venezuela, ConocoPhillips will be able to recover $10b that it was awarded by the courts earlier this year. As a proportion of market cap, that makes $COP the cleanest stock-based bet on the toppling of Maduro. Meanwhile they’re laying off employees. Cutting costs while Uncle Sam amasses an armada to make sure they get paid.

Is the infinite money glitch over by Sam asking for a 1T donation or was it Elon that spoiled it by asking for a 1T donation?

i like how when i ask gpt did mango cave yet. it knows what i am referring to. sam altman definitely train on reddit data