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Iran mining the Strait while 11M+ barrels sail through on Chinese tankers the last two weeks. Galaxy-brain move. Unless... it´s another made up story. Meanwhile the US hits military targets which somehow include civilian infrastructure now. Not suspicious at all. Move along.

Full control is a bit of an overstatement, but able to make it too dangerous for tankers to sail through, yes.

Is this safe, sailing through the straight? >Very safe, 50/50 What, like 50% we live, 50% we die? >Yes, this is why we sail through the night. It is quite safer. How much safer? >50/50

People acting like they can't sail their yacht through the straight and fill er up right at the source. Do poor people not know how to sail?? Maybe they should have learned instead wasting their time buying iphones.

Gandalf’s message when a single ship couldn’t sail past the Strait of Hormuz >!Fly you fools!<

With the risks we take here, you know we'd be trying to sail the ships through the strait. These guys are total pussies 

Can you imagine working on a ship where the captain decides to roll the dice and sail through the forbidden Straight. God help those lads

How much money would someone have to pay you to attempt to sail through the Strait of Hormuz right now? Iran is waiting with millions of drones, missiles, and mines specifically for this exact move. It takes you a day to sail through in optimal conditions, and your cargo is the most flammable substance on Earth. Despite Trump running his mouth everyday, even the most powerful navy on Earth isn't willing to risk traveling through there. > LONDON, March 10 (Reuters) - The U.S. Navy has refused near-daily requests from the shipping industry for military escorts through the Strait of Hormuz since ​the start of the war on Iran, saying the risk of attacks is too high for now, according to sources familiar with the matter. https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/us-navy-tells-shipping-industry-hormuz-escorts-not-possible-now-2026-03-10/

Just send in the toy sail boat competitors. Give them all 5k tax free to come and the winner who makes it through the straight without being destroyed and in first gets 1 million dollars taxed. Uncle Sam gets the win and still keeps most of the 1 million because of taxes. Edit for semantics -- yes the mines probably float below the water.

You can’t sail

If this oil crisis shit fucks with my vacation to Turks & Caicos in two weeks, I’m declaring war on all sides in this conflict. I will sail solo down to that strait and piss on it to mark it mine.

The funniest thing about Trump's maybe they have mines, maybe they don't announcement is that it's simultaneously not enough evidence to alarm the UN, but also enough innuendo to terrify every ship that Trump wanted to force to sail through there.

The ship captains will simply sail through the minefield

Get some guts and sail through the straight mother fuckers 🤪

Saylor should go sail the strait

Yeah don't be a pussy. Sail through it bitch 

https://www.ukmto.org/recent-incidents#fc9fcbbf-5a58-4bd1-a6c5-b094826a6383 But everyone he said to grow some balls and sail the strait everyone Lmao Mr Orange is delusional just trying to calm oil prices

bul was claiming the strait was wide open and all clear hours ago and nary a ship has set sail

Im spending all night watching random fucking ships sail into the Strait of Hormuz the say "lol jk" and turn right back around. FML this is real addiction. 🥲

I'm all with you. I've been scooping up LEAPS on boomer stocks and watching them sail. Still have till 2028 to cash in, but it's almost a no-brainer. Some of the premiums on this stuff is so cheap it's crazy. Love it

Lmao, 🥭 says these ships should nut up and sail on

They could absolutely pay me to sail a ship through that shit.

You think they care about the people sailing those tankers? Insurance only cares about being covered, they will sail even if 1/25 gets tagged.

He's getting twitchy. And bored. Any day now he's going to declare victory and sail away to leave the gulf states to deal with his mess and a very angry but intact Iran. SPY 650 should do it.

China has tech. They're gonna sail a single boat into the strait, flip some switch on it, and every drone in 500 miles will fall from the sky.

LEADING GLOBAL SEAFARERS’ UNION DECLARES MIDEAST GULF REGION INCLUDING STRAIT OF HORMUZ WARLIKE OPERATIONS AREA – STATEMENT SEAFARERS UNION AND SHIPPING INDUSTRY REACH AGREEMENT GIVING MARINERS RIGHT TO REFUSE TO SAIL TO MIDEAST GULF REGION – STATEMENT

Imagine trusting that idiot to protect your life on a ship and just sail through there

The boat captain that just decides to send it and sail across the strait will be a legend .. Iran would honestly be too confused to do anything. As a man, you’d just have to respect another man with balls that big or a brain that small.

I see now that my comment was probably perceived funnier than I meant it to be. They are actually a worldwide company specializing in shipping of chemicals and liquids, and sail through Hormuz all the time. Not anymore tho

Pretty sure is was a PLANE that dropped the bomb on Hiroshima so technically yes. If we had to sail across an Ocean to drop it it wouldn’t be as scary.

Greta just set sail in a 24 foot Boston Whaler to save Iran! So brave!

Pretty obvious low volume reversal day. After big moves like yesterday and the day before, we’re through the tumult and will sail higher.

Michael Saylor “this is the sale of a generation” What he meant to say “this is the sail of a generation” 💀

invest in your body and mind. invest in a good gym, or equipment. invest in learning to sail a boat. to cook a pasta. to build a chair. these are intangible and never depreciating assets.

About ready to fall off the wagon and set sail with Captain Morgan

Ran a tunnel from my microsft computer into my linux one. Vpn set up, antivirus software set up, and backed up the linux machine. I'm ready to sail the seven seas Puts on Netflix.

Hoist up the John B sail See where the main sail sets

Buying some SAIL stock. Growth story is fantastic and a great entry price. Cyber security in a.i will be huge opportunity. PLTR and NVDA will be the monsters and SAIL has a great opportunity to lock up the security side.

"Vitalik Buterin" spam posting on the r/eth subreddit like that ship didnt sail years ago and half the "community" is now gone is hilarious. Maybe the dude would have realized its dead if he logged in more than once every 3 years (after he runs out of the cocaine he paid for with money from a ponzi scheme, like the fraudster he is) during one of his Techbro-Autocrat chill sesh K-Holes with other fraudsters and scammers.

They don’t have a choice if they want to operate. It’s a good thing for memory, riskier move for tech, but they want to keep operating. If these can run for another year or two, semiconductors will get cheaper after and they will be having smooth sail with their AI.

I still have money in Uranium, I fear that ship is going to sail as well

🎶Sail on silver girl Sail on by Your time has come to shine All your dreams are on their way See how they shine🎶

Sail on silver girl Sail on by

How long does it take to sail a warship from Venezuela to Iran?

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Amazing how natural selection worked its magic. Because nobody ever said I am so tall, rich, good looking and successful that I'll go to fucking Plymouth and sail west off the edge of the world in the fucking Mayflower. Really cleaned out the gene pool

The fading of their magic after Sauron's defeat, and a deep-seated weariness with the changing, mortal world, lead them to sail to Valinor

How is it contradictory? "OK guys, stop loading, there was a hug. Ship can't sail, we are on a strict NO SAILING AFTER HUGS policy today"

Donnie should design his new battleships to double as cruise liners where passengers can sail to new resort destinations in Venezuela or even his new Gaza resort he hyped before. Could be dope, maybe even let passengers blast cannons at nearby boats.