MSFT

Damn MSFT is so embarrassing they had to disable shorts lmao

If TESLA had MSFT earning numbers, shit would be up 1000% today.

I hate being poor. Would be buying as much MSFT as I could right now but instead I am only able to buy $206 worth haha

If you told me MSFT would go -10% while GLD just keeps pumping 3% a day I'd have called you retard turns out, I am the retard (who could have guessed)

Msft fire sale

but this isn't ORCL, MSFT is legit if OpenAI goes under, it's not like the other tech companies will be fine everything will be fuk

MSFT losing 300B+ at open on earnings beat

Cant believe its MSFT the one crashing the market. 🤡

**LET NO JOYFUL VOICE BE HEARD. LET NO STOCK LOOK UPON THE SKY WITH HOPE. AND LET THIS DAY BE CURSED BY WE WHO READY TO WAKE, THE MSFT -10%**

MSFT the first of many

Honesty, just parking un allocated cash over there instead like FXI/ASHR, will probably toss the rest in SPY today and just ride the general markets until I see some actual buying opportunities I am eyeballing MSFT at the very least but might be “catch a falling knife” territory

RIP MSFT it was nice knowing you, see you guys behind the Wendy's dumpster

Might need to wait for em for like 3 months tho, but overall agreed, MSFT at 433 per share is literally free money.

Msft 450c 1d hope it’s not trash in 10 minutes

MSFT down 9% and Tesla down 1% make it make sense

MSFT dip juicy enough

TIL MSFT was just a giant bull trap that lasted for decades

MSFT is literally free money on this -10%

NFLX and MSFT the 2 biggest piece of dogshit stocks

Sold META LEAPS for MSFT LEAPS, trading mega caps like memes.

This has got to be the single stupidest market reaction to an earnings I have ever seen #MSFT

#msft calls free money

I will never touch msft stock again. Absolute trash jack assery filth vermin

I wonder would have happened if msft missed

MSFT is untouchable with OpenAI hanging around its neck, and the bailout strategy basically WSB apes. I dont doubt it could work, but its pretty desperate

Msft anything below 400 buy of the century

So MSFT leaps

msft x5

I may be dumb as fuck. Let’s see if this msft call lotto pays off today 1/28- 437.5

Msft huge cap ex spend, stock sells off, meta increasing cap ex spend, stock moons?

Who's buying MSFT

MSFT 700c 1/28 (long vol and spot)

I legit don’t give too much of a fuck just with MSFT shares but this makes no sense 

Sell me this MSFT

Bruh ppl be losing they shit over MSFT. I'm buying.

Huge overreaction in MSFT?

Bought a 60dte MSFT call at 430. WAY oversold

elon better expedite that lawsuit against msft. at this rate they may not be around for long.

anyone doing MSFT calls dated out?

where do they show the new targets for msft?

MSFT calls it is

MSFT singlehandedly bringing down QQQ 0.5%

Msft approaching April fools day numbers

Msft is literally selling off because of cap ex so will meta

you guys think AMZN might follow MSFT's path after earnings, or MSFT just bullshit company

Dip of a lifetime from MSFT and I’ve completely ran out of cash

MSFT with a massive shite on all bols

Msft calls

I need Tim Apple to come save my ass on these SPY calls. Fucking MSFT dragging my balls across the floor

Bought up MSFT and thinking about rotating from HOOD