MSFT

MSFT pumps today because Bill Gates finally admitted his wrongdoings. Now Microsoft can move forward to better days.

Chopping my dick off if MSFT doesn't go back above 400 this week

msft baggies are a particularly whiny bunch

SPY $700 NVDA $200 MSFT $400 possible this week as long as jensen taps his fat dick on bears tongue tomorrow

Can I get a US Government 10% stake in MSFT, UNH, and uhhhh CMG? Come on Donnie!

I bought MSFT 400 calls for Friday then realized they expire tomorrow, im regarded

My MSFT calls are thrilled rn.

All Msft bagholders are winning so much

I need 🥭to casually mention LUNR/GLD/MSFT tonight Thanks in advance fam

You are telling me UNH, NVDA, MSFT, CRM are gonna pump the DOW to 100k?

Canceling my openAi subscription and signing up for Claude. ALSO BUYING PUTS ON MSFT

It's not often you see MSFT down 30%

Wen MSFT pamp?

CRM, NOW, INTU, MSFT

Nice to see volume on MSFT was finally over $100 today

MSFT is garbage to trade, decent buy rn for investing potentially

Maybe it was wrong to get 0dte msft calls

AMD to 165 GOOG to 212 MSFT to 480

# LOOKS LIKE MSFT PUTS ALREADY PRINTING

Man msft green, I must in a dream

I think the wsb widget is glitching out. There's a green arrow next to MSFT

My move tomorrow is to pray for a +12 % day in msft

How's my MSFT gang holding up

Holding MSFT weeklies overnight 🤣 prayers up brother

Can’t wait to watch msft give this all back AH

I sold covered calls on MSFT and it proceeds to rocket. Ofc…

+34% day on my port! Now i have $13.40 🥳 Edit: held CRM calls overnight and bought MSFT calls midday

Uhhh.... Woops. Legit bought MSFT 430C 07/26 lmao Last week that is.

Oh God I held mt MSFT 385’s for tomorrow. Pls don’t make me regret it 😭

Anyone here holding MSFT puts? I need to know who to make fun of in the morning

I can feel the MSFT pump coming in my bones.🦴

LMAO see ya later - just dumping on all you exit liquidity MSFT puts PRINTING

Do I sell my MSFT or hold :(

So when are people gonna randomly change their minds about MSFT and pump it back to ATHs?

Since MSFT sucks I applied for a job there to make them pay me back my losses!

MSFT BOTTOM WAS $382. TIME FOR $400 SOON PLEASE 🙏🏻

#MSFT IS NOW A SPY HEDGE

Everyone stfu for a second! MSFT is about to end green. It’s actually happening!

Wonder if MSFT finna rip

SHOW THEM WHO YOU REALLY ARE MSFT

Who told me institutions were shorting msft

Just sold some of my health insurance holdings for MSFT. Fuck those sorry ass stocks

MSFT really can’t keep it’s dick up huh. Pathetic

You know bears are fucked when even MSFT (worst stock ever) is green

I’m sensing a shrek dildo on MSFT

Can msft just break out please?

Windows just had a full on spaz out crash for the first time in 5 years. Good job MSFT keep outsourcing, you deserve every bit of it

!banbet MSFT 450 40d

Just bought MSFT calls yesterday afternoon, does this thing only go up???

Woulda never predicted MSFT to outperform MU in my port but here we are