MSFT

Imagine holding MSFT, Gold, and Bitcoin in your portfolio, oh wait...

MSFT down 12% feels like an easy 02/06 call play

there is no bottom for MSFT

Open AI has become cancer. First ORCL now MSFT. The body counts piling up

Selling GOOG for MSFT

market is in a selloff mood today, meta was good and msft was bad but lets just all follow msft on the way down

Holy fuck, my MSFT calls 🥺👍

Bro what the actual fuck 💀 who cares if MSFT is spending more on CAPEX 😭

I'd rather baghold AAPL than MSFT so I'm in big for AAPL earnings

Wow man never in my wildest dreams did I think msft was dumping 12% on an earnings beat fml

This MSFT move is fucking wild wiping out over 400 billion in market cap over not even horrible earnings wtf

This month I picked NFLX and RDDT. Let’s see if I can go 3/3 with MSFT and blow up my account

Took profits on GLD and SLV, yolo'ing into MSFT and ORCL.

can't believe I bought MSFT guh

loading up on AMZN and MSFT while I touch myself to bezos and gates pictures.

Msft said ai demand is outstripping supply, yet all ai stocks tank? How does that make sense

anyone considering full port MSFT?

Damn MSFT

Have you seen anyone who changes their reckless spending after you call them out? That's why I broke up with MSFT.

Mommy why are we poor? Because daddy bought the MSFT "dip".

Imagine what would’ve happened if MSFT missed earnings

Holy rip MSFT

msft -12% and counting

MSFT and UNH tha bargain playz Call me a moron if you want and you'll be right 100%

MSFT down 11%! Goddamn son. Kinda tempted to buy some shares at some point.

Damn why is MSFT getting punished so hard?

Msft down? Better sell my gold 🤡

sold msft puts yesterday for 50% gain. fml

MSFT down 12% and CVNA up 4%. Just as god intended

TIL MSFT is the largest SLV fund owner and both are bad now

SLV puts/MSFT puts/CVNA puts/MSTR puts, pick one

but.. but.. MSFT beat 🥺

$MSFT Calls?

Had MSFT at 473 and bought again now to bring my cost down to 450ish. Would be surprised if this isnt bigly profitable in a year.

Time to slam those MSFT calls?

for anyone wondering whats going on, from microsoft and meta earnings it sounded like dram and chips will continue to surge cause of increased capex. but if u read it the other way it means big tech can no longer sustain the spending, the wording in MSFT 10-Q hinted that subtly. MM is taking profit early anticipating chip demand and capex drop next Q

Damn I’m down a lot of gold nuggets on my msft csps 😬 rope emoji

lol, MSFT.

MSFT out here trying to single-handedly collapse the market

Might be a good day to pick of msft But who knows my UNH is cooked

TSLA down 1% msft down 11%. Makes total sense

WHY IS EVERYONE FREAKING OUT ABOUT MSFT????

Bought GOOG,MSFT, NVDA stocks out of spite yesterday, I guess I'm holding for a while.

The news is that you can no longer deny or ignore the barriers to AI/data center growth, we are about to hit the wall of water and power infrastructure capacity and MSFT just admitted it.

Msft .8 delta leap is tempting

A single analyst expected 5 gajillion dollars profit for MSFT… MSFT doesn’t meet expectation despite good earnings… Crashes

So msft is down 11% because checks notes “1% miss on cloud growth”??????

MSFT PE went from 36 to 30 in one day lmao

msft has been redeemed saars