MSFT

If you invested MSFT in march 2024 and held, you basically lost money

Odds that MSFT climbs back to where it started this morning?

Msft is free money

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MSFT "I'm the best of the worst" JOBY "hold my beer"

TSLA being down less than MSFT is pure comedy

pump msft save the market

MSFT looks like the META chart from 3 months ago

I gotta buy MSFT at these levels, right? This sell off is retarded

I know this is just a gambling support group. But why the hell is msft down that much

Wondering if it's worth to buy MSFT

At this rate OpenAI’s gotta give MSFT money

Options aside, is MSFT a buy right now?

MSFT is giving AI a bad rep 😠

MSFT falling 13% will mean its red day unless you guys start buying like crazy

Looking like my kids are going to be inheriting HOOD & MSFT bags when I leave this mortal coil.

I need 🥭 to say "MSFT is great folks, maybe the best. Also HOOD and SPY, believe me. NVDA i like at 185. Bigly and strong" And I think that would basically be ideal for my port

Msft

MSFT V incoming purely on the basis of being down 12% on good earnings

MSFT down 12 percent!

MSFT leaps?

MSFT STOP DIPPING I'M OUT OF AMMO

fkt it, buying monthly calls on MSFT, godspeed

MSFT PE 26.5. Go on and marinate on that.

Will be buying GOOG into earnings in buckets of $5k/$10k a day, gonna crush unlike MSFT

MSFT 420 soon 😎

lol, people are seriously blaming msft for a -1.5% move on spy 

Latest windows update broke the buy button for MSFT

Opened up a MSFT call leap. This is a nothing burger I’m pretty confident it’ll rise again

Bulls so funny.. no questions when it's +1% ever day, but one real red day and everyone is like "WHAT HAPPENED"... brother, MSFT is down 11% you're lucky META saved what it did, it coulda easily been 2.5%+ down

MSFT beats and gets -12.5% lmao

MSFT selling seems like such an over-reaction. I am buying for long hold

Sigh dude. I just can't win. I sold out of META before earnings because I was scared after 3 months of getting my asshole stretched. I bought into HOOD 2 days ago. Lost 1200 bucks. Now I'm in AAPL for earnings, hopefully they don't shit the bed like fucking MSFT. Goddamnit dude. Fucking MSFT, wtf happened to them.

Well, I got some MSFT shares just now. Sure hope I don't get stabbed by this falling knife.

When was the last time MSFT took such a beating? It's unreal how much its dropping

Should've not bought MSFT calls after a 11% drop, silly me

# Todays news: Microsoft declares bankruptcy on a beat and raise. Gold and silver naturally plummets, since you cant pay for Msft Teams using silver?. Orange man fixes another war, claims 27 peace deals in 27 minutes.

You are all TRULY regarded if you aren’t buying MSFT

MSFT only missed by a small margin btw 🤣

MSFT cannot be down 12% by eod right?

msft honestly going for the -15% achievement, respectable

Sold my msft puts too early. Rotating my money into Pokémon destined rivals booster boxes. Can’t go tits up.

Imagine if openAI goes bankrupt, MSFT drills another 20 percent

MSFT managed to have a worse ai strategy than AAPL. Can corporates be regarded as well

msft falling 12% no way lmao

msft slow drill to death lol

I'm happy that MSFT is dumping. They totally lost the game and drank their own AI kool-aid a little too much. Hopefully they will self reflect Narrator: They didn't

Bought a shitton of msft at 424. Am I okay?

Loading up on MSFT