MSFT

Market rotation from hyped meme stocks like $MSFT -12% into fundamental-value stocks like $CVNA +2%

#Since October MSFT dropped from $550 to $420 on the news that it "only" managed to grow 20% instead of expectations of 14%. LMAO🤌

What I learned from last earnings was everyone shitting on META now they are praising it, next up NFLX and MSFT

Is MSFT a buy right now?

Hey $MSFT ~~knife catchers~~ investors. Don't worry. Boomer investor cohort gonna bid it right back up to $500+ next week once they "realize" their egregious mistake. lmao

Msft do something please I might go homeless

MSFT premiums doing some weird stuff, hasn’t dropped any farther from where I entered 3 hours ago and yet I’m down 30%

!banbet MSFT $450 20 days

If MSFT goes below 400, I will go all in. My kids can either go to college full ride or not go at all.

Someone needs to go to jail over this MSFT bs

I’m now 1 and 12 on my ban bets after guessing on Monday “correctly” that MSFT would lose at least 10% by today. Jokes on me because I had calls and tried to inverse myself

unh msft bagholders unite

Elon already siphoning money to xAI and you guys still want to long this shit. Actually regarded. Cancel your orders and buy MSFT easiest trade of the year. Who tf is going to buy an Optimus ? That shit barely works, remote controlled Inidan minimum wage worker.

msft bag holders club

anyone else loading up on Msft calls?

Someone’s prob liquidating and gonna pump the knockers out of MSFT

MSFT bottom is in. Pamp it

Hope MSFT -9,99% eod🫣

Great time to buy neoclouds, no idea why they are down. Msft, Meta are betting big on ai. To the moooon

msft is now down 21.7% in 3 months.

imagine buying both msft and unh because the fundamentals say that they are value kings fuck fundamentals fuck me

MSFT: Down -12% because even though revenue and earnings grew strongly, Azure only grew 39% not 40%. TSLA: Down like -1.5% even though its a shrinking business, the CEO can barely string a coherent sentence on the call, lying for over a decade about self driving cars, claims it's creating some bullshit robot. Cool.

MSFT gonna be the new META. Price will be artificially held down for the entire quarter and then go to 525 in 1 candle during earnings AH

how does msft not recover after a -12% day and the market recovers wtf

How is everyone in here saying theyre breaking even? I have seen so little movement, im still down 5% overall. AM I just regarded? Maybe its just MSFT....

MSFT when they spend a little money on AI: 📉📉 META when they spend a lot of money on AI:📈📈

Weird 10 shares for 9 shares stock split on MSFT, but whatever.

Pretty sure this MSFT dump is fake AF.

Every ounce of me just wants to full port MSFT rn

Are MSFT calls the play? It can't dump much more, right?

BOOMERS GOING BROKE WITH MSFT 🤣

dude, QQQ and SPY V-ing so hard without MSFT!

time to watch them squeeze msft for the next 2 months before a random skrek dildo sends it back to 500

If sitting on the toilet at work using WSB as DD to buy thousands worth of MSFT shares isn’t exceptional risk management idk what is

MSFT is a scam company

1-month performance: MSFT -13%, ORCL -16%, PLTR -19% semis: NVDA flat, AVGO -7%, AMD +13%, INTC +30% (LOL), MU +46% defensive (+5%) and energy (+15%, oil stonks) biggest winners of the month (and metals ofc)

🥭 going to announce msft partnership with wh at 4:30 and send msft to new aths🥰

Lol the drop in Msft is almost exactly replicated in rise of meta. We are getting played guys

Wow what did MSFT do

I’m speedrunning my own financial execution by dumping my entire retirement into $MSFT. If Satya doesn't deliver, I’m switching to Linux mostly because I’ll be living in a cardboard box and an open-source kernel is the only thing I’ll be able to "run" while I’m eating rainwater for dinner.

So buying MSFT calls premarket in the hope of a rebound was a bad move.

meta puts: dying msft calls: dead spy calls: flat

2016: "Hey Cortana, shut down my computer." (Computer shuts down) 2026: "Hey Copilot, shut down my computer" "I can walk you through it, but I can't shut the computer down myself." MSFT has an amazing ability to take something that works well and make it shittier, and then charging for it.

MSFT is a generational buying opportunity, just buy calls

cmon MSFT, pump back 2% or something?? jesus

Okay but how could MSFT be down THIS much

This is definitely something else. Maybe MSFT earnings scared everyone

bought MSFT 430 C expiring tomorrow, probably the most retarded trade I'm doing this year. yet.

If we’re revaluing companies like MSFT, let’s see TSLA! Thank you for your attention to this matter!

If MSFT Vs I’ll try coke for the first time tonight