MSFT

MSFT how about you go green and do a TSLER?

Not gonna lie, MSFt back to mid 2024 levels is gay.

Dollar gold silver MSFT bonds crypto - there is no way left to keep your cash safe. Everything has been annihilated

Why didn’t I take a small loss on my msft csps?.. oh, that’s bc I’d rather get my shit pushed all the way the fuck in. Fuck you nutella

Just wanna give a special shout out to msft for absolutely railing me raw this week 👍

Just let msft run already

Glad I sold my MSFT calls at $435. No bottom

MSFT JUST KEEPS DIPPING. FUKKKKKK

MSFT needs a blue chew spesh

How long do y’all think till MSFT gets back to $500?

WTF msft, why the fk did you do that you piece of fking shit.

Imagine seeing what happened with META and NFLX when they dropped and bUyInG tHe dIp on MSFT LMAO CLOWNS

Inverse WSB worked for me today, SNDK/MSFT puts, maybe MM reads this chat and dumps on call holders LMAO

MSFT you gd piece of shit motherfucking bitch hoe

who bought msft calls at open today?

MSFT, you piece of shit...

So MSFT signs a $750m deal with Perplexity Ai for their Azure cloud service and y’all not happy?

market rotating out of risky speculative assets like JPM UNH and MSFT into safe heaven TSLA

MSFT just fucking go up already

Seriously FUCK YOU MSFT. USELESS FUCK

Oh my Msft puts not looking too good

3.5T wiped out in shiny rock market cap. That's like all of MSFT or all of BTC

Not going to go anywhere without MSFT or AAPL participating

MSFT 2nd wave of bagholders born today

careful everyone. msft is currently experiencing elavated volatility

MSFT beat earnings: -11% TSLA has no earnings: +5% You cant make this shit up HAHAH

MSFT straight to the depths of hell. You would think that they were diversifying into silver mining

TSLA up MSFT down. Makes total sense 👌

MSFT, why are you the way you are?

MSFT all in at 380

msft I just don’t understand

MSFT is so garbage LMAOOOO

Have to wonder why MSFT, APPL or GOOGL don't just throw $300B to acquire SNDK, STX and WDC. Storage supply guaranteed and an instant 100% pump.

As msft goes negative spy pumps. Perfect correlation 

So sad MSFT cant even get a 1% recovery after falling 10%.

Fucking announce something MSFT. Get us back to 450 minimum

Love how MSFT is going against spy at every move

Alright MSFT any hold over 432.5 and we are good

MSFT is such a piece of shit

Can warren buffet do to MSFT what he did to UNH and give it an 8% pop on the rumor hes investing?

Time to nibble on MSFT and NFLX dips. Yes, people do talk about the falling knife but in the long run, these companies have proven to almost bounce back.

God damn it MSFT, so fucking disappoint.

Cmon MSFT Break through 440$ today

MSFT is gay, and relies way too much on OpenAI which is a flop.

If you aren't slamming msft youre a lost cause

Can MSFT just hit $450 today

Loading the eff up on MU and MSFT

Hey MSFT this is where you stop being a bitch and go up 3%

Bought $V and $MSFT. Boomer stocks are best.

Sold MSFT puts and bought MSFT calls yesterday. Cashed out for nice profit.