MSFT

So as u saw earlier I was betting on MSFT to go upp today to get my rent money for land lord , the question is what should I use ? Vaseline or diddy oil ?

Definitely buying some MSFT next week, it's even more of a safe heaven than gold those days

Oh yeah? MSFT down 10%, SLV literal rugpull, and you can think of one better?

Is the MSFT knife done falling

I’m already wiped out fk Apple and msft

Withdrew 80% of my profits in my gambling account yesterday. Kept 20% to gamble, lost about 90% of that during the first hour of open and brought MSFT calls 5 min before close that expire Monday to hopefully get half or all of it back. Wish me luck Boi’s 🫡 

https://preview.redd.it/jsinlcpc7kgg1.jpeg?width=872&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18f6d4bf60011d9e4182e315b431443d885c6cb0 MSFT lol

So this is the real reason why MSFT dropped

Bought msft 340 exp 2/6 yesterday and down. Mu 415 and 420 sndx 600 and slv 76 all exp 2/6 at close. Bought the dip 🙏🙏

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The Indians have mastered the art of the scam, it's just called MSFT now.

MSFT, tempted by NBIS

What's better growth wise?? $msft azure vs $AMZN AWS

in a nutshell, rapid expansion of ai is causing shortage of everything - storage, silver, power, hence the rise of power stocks, silver, mu sndk and (nobody here talks about) wdc. smci is an unknown because they build systems that require components with surging prices/cost. goog is surging because the use of gemini takes away openai shares which causes concerns on msft.

Welp, I guess MSFT will just lay down and die this year. GG boys.

MSFT cut my port in half this week.

not touching any MSFT product again...I see Bill Gates STD everywhere

Welp I now own 2000 shares of msft w a $438.30 cost basis. Definitely not what I expected when I sold puts at $480 on Wednesday 😃

Just give me a green candle on MSFT so I can go enjoy my weekend

MSFT leveraged shares here if you want to 2x your portfolio

Wow my MSFT calls are dead dead

I fully expect MSFT to be over $450 in a month’s time. I only say that because I refuse to look at my port today

I think Imma grab some MSFT. Very good price

MSFT dropped 12% on earnings and it's still outperforming my dumbass RDDT and HOOD holdings on the week jesus christ

MSFT trading flat the last two years 🤡

I'll save MSFT!! I just bought puts!!

Ya fuck you too MSFT.

MSFT going to 0 before SLV

Holding MSFT and MU calls over the weekend. Perhaps I’m a genius, perhaps I’m regarded. We’ll see

When you thought you bought the MSFT dip. Turns out, it was the first layer and you fucked up.

Sitting on RDDT, SOFI, NFLX, and MSFT shares 🤡

I only have 2 positions left. MSFT and NFLX. I am retarded.

MSFT going to get booted out of the S&P 500 and into the Russell 2000 by end of year

Tried to pick up a few MSFT pennies and got steam rolled instead 😃

MSFT is being gayer than NFLX right now and I dont like it.

LOL ofc MSFT doesn’t follow the rest. Fucking pos

Holding MSFT and MU calls over the weekend. I’m either going to get destroyed or be a genius

I baghold MSFT, I baghold NBIS, I baghold WDC, but at least I didnt get into SLV.

Holy shit metal is dead. My msft is dead. Dang everything is dead

Oh MSFt you piece of horse shit.

You know maybe being down .40% from msft isn’t as bad as i thought

Whatever. I’m closing my MSFT calls here for a small loss to turn off my screen and be thankful I don’t have silver. ✌️

MSFT caused this crash and is flat today LMAO

Come on MSFT! WAKE UP!

MSFT just do me a solid and recover just 1% today. Thanks in advance.

MSFT 438 EoD

Msft guys are gonna get the meta treatment, they’ll just burn the weeklies / monthlies till next earnings before it bounces

Pissed about MSFT not moving a muscle today but at least I’m not in slv calls like 🫵🤡

SOMEONE GIVE GATES A GODDAMN VIAGARA CAUSE MSFT CAN’T KEEP IT’S FUCKING DICK UP

I'm obese, tiny cock, 35 yo virgin BUT I also bought the MSFT dip so I'll be okay right guys??????