MSFT

MS Teams was laggy for me on a conference call. Puts on MSFT.

so um, are my msft calls just hopelessly cooked now?

How far does MSFT drop before people start calling for Satya’s head?

If you have long MSFT calls, you will be fine

MSFT smfh

Msft to the moon - in the year 2206

MSFT caught STD

bruh, how is MSFT down -0.60% while SPY is up half a point

Just watch, as soon as i sell my MSFT Calls its finally gona move up. I just know its gonna happen like that.

MSFT is a real piece of shit lol

MSFT what the actual fuck dawg

Msft slowly dying lol

MSFT needs some antibiotics

MSFT making its way to the magic number 420.69

Ffs MSFT

MSFT you worthless cunt, no wonder they made you the cuck of the group

So in the end does MSFT still have that STD?

Dog shit intel even up yet msft can’t muster up a little fucking green. Fuck off nutella

Ya fuck you too MSFT.

Bears all holed up shorting MSFT If it ever recovers SPY 725 instantly

Used to have to wait until Friday to get liquidated by MSFT. Now you can speed it up and do it on a Wednesday.

msft :(

Someone give MSFT STD meds ASAP!

Just be green already msft

MSFT would never have a green day again

Msft green

This green has me worried about earnings later in the week. Are we setting up for another MSFT sized rug

Go green MSFT let’s go

Is Gates even involved in Msft any more?

Looks like Gates gave MSFT STDs too.

SPY pumping to ATH again. MSFT just being the retarded mag7 child in the corner

Last Night MSFT was closing in on $3 Trillion (Unfortunately, going the wrong way)

I want to see MSFT at 420.69

MSFT got #BLACKED

Hello msft, may I ask wtf is your problem?

Meta and msft are getting railed.

Why is MSFT so shit

Oh MSFt you fucking POS.

MSFT is so good at fucking up every software product and they pay their employees like 💩

MSFT about to open green, easiest trade of my life. Sadly just 50$ on my CSP

Apparently MSFT doesn't even use their own copilot internally Instead they use Anthropic's solution because it works Msft's products are only for their customers Internally they use their competitors products

MSFT here I come baby 🫂

MSFT about to gap down to 415 or something? piece of shit

Probably good because they take market shares from MSFT.

Me but msft

Time to buy some MSFT? A lot of trash talk recently but they still print cash non stop

You are saying MSFT calls

Damn it msft. You were supposed to go up after that ridiculous drop

MSFT pls hit 440 this week bby

MSFT making mad money and growing: *dumps* ORCL going into debt: REAL SHIT??!!!! *pumps*