MSFT

The year is 2067 and MSFT is still red

MSFT cooking me bro

Msft can lick my whole ballsack fucking piece of dog shit stock

MSFT retards doesn't have the same hit to it though 

MSTR and MSFT both green in pre-market, possibly last time they’ll see this color

# My port: LVMH, IBIT, MSFT, AMZN, UNH, PYPL, BX # .... # # FUCK YOU

Can MSFT wake the fuck up soon

I thought so too, then I looked up MSFT historical P/E, go take a look at that

MSFT has to bounce soon right? This is getting wild. It's like how NVDA is always 180-190. MSFT is always 424-425. 0 movement. Need whatever fund is pinning it and unloading massive bags at 425 to fuck off

ORCL > META > NFLX > MSFT > HOOD > PYPL Bet some of you bought them all 😂😂

Omen in the sense that this season earnings have generally been brutal and AMD/GOOGL are already priced so high who knows if they're going to suffer a MSFT moment.

Msft calls here

I hate MSFT 😤😤

MSFT still garbage or did they announce cancer cure and no AI yet?

Even MSFT is an itsy bitsy bit green.  We truly have reached irrational exuberance stages. 

They should make an Epstein ETF and include all the stocks whose executives were associated with Jeff at some point. MSFT, TSLA, PLTR, etc.

ORCL and MSFT tanked because of unreliable OpenAI deals, is AMD next today?

MSFT Break 430$ please

Msft leaps today

Msft pls hit a moon tmr

MSFT waking up?

Everything will be green tomorrow but HOOD and MSFT

Samsung to the moon look like MU pump continues and my msft is dead

Lmao are we serious? They “plummeted” from 90% market share to 85% and everyone’s acting like they’re finished. A billion people use it daily, they just have to monetize. OpenAI bear case = NFLX = 420B, OpenAI base case = META = 1.8T, OpenAI bull case = GOOGL/MSFT = 4T+

I expect that openai will get a >100b funding round concluded in the next 4 weeks this would send msft, orcl and nvda up

I bought Google and Meta when they were getting shat on. Always worked out. Buying hella MSFT now.

I bought MSFT before I knew Bill Gates got herpes banging Russian hookers. AMA

Msft: You said that nobody could possess this technology in 20 years - guess what, someone else had it yesterday! Altman: 🤡

MSFT Green day when 😮‍💨

Msft 25pe and falling . Plntr 500pe and pumping😄

Give me a hulk dong candle on msft tmr and I stop options trading forever 🙏🏻

Then why is Msft still dead

Msft will lose the consumer Os market because of their bullshit eventually. Like this has to be intentional

What’s going on with GOOGL. When it melts up pre-earnings there’s a decent chance it does a MSFT post

Morningstar says the fair share value for MSFT is 600… so I’m waiting. Go up already. 😆

Our analysts have downgraded MSFT from Moderate Baghold to Strong Baghold

Can always read on why theyre hating on msft i just breezed through the article to see why they were doing rough earlier today

Its looking like a while before msft makes you a decent return from what i was reading today. Everybody is 💩 on them for overspending with no value out of the spend

Ahh I wanted to buy GOOG last year and watched it run 120% from where I wanted to buy. MSFT is reminding me a lot of GOOG at those levels.

I was using META's post-earnings stock behavior as a guide on how to get me through MSFT, since in both cases, they fell for the same reason. I don't expect MSFT to recover until just before the next earnings report.

Swap MSFT for Google

Throwing 10 bands at RKLB MSFT & NBIS tomorrow

I keep thinking MSFT can't possibly fall any lower.. Where the fuck is this stock going. It's ready for it's Meta 20% bounce now please

Go MSFT you piece of shit Jesus fucking Christ

Msft is trash bro why not googl, Pelosi got in

Yeah I bought the MSFT and HOOD dip another easy money find.

OMG MSFT will never financially recover from this

Crazy how msft hasn't recovered yet from an overreaction imo. Probably next week to shake out the call buyers.

msft go back to 500 pls

I have all three, but it's like 5% SLV GLD MSFT dip buy, 95% MU and SNDK, so I'm chilling