MSFT

If MSFT goes sub 400 I’m buying all of it

Any time SNDK dips it is just free money. At this rate SNDK is going to overtake MSFT in market cap.

PUSH PUSH MSFT

At this point I'd be an idiot not to buy post Q3 earnings MSFT calls right?

I said MSFT calls 15 minutes ago and I didn’t fucking enter.

MSFT gives rare opportunities like crashing 20%+ every once in a while and here you are paralyzed Not zero day advice

Just so you all know, once upon not so long time ago, MSFT hovered around $408 for a long time, $414.. $430.. It was so boring I remembered. From pure memory alone, could be wrong. When someone said $430 was the bottom I instantly remembered there were more levels I endured the boringness of.

Let’s go MSFT Start pumping

MSFT + 7% day soon amiright

MSFT V incoming ?

MSFT looking like bankrupt and delisted by eoy 🦉

MSFT losing against inflation, losing against dollar value, and losing against MAG7. What a shitshow

Copilot said MSFT is a buy. Sounds legit to me.

Jesus did MSFT just repeat the n-word over and over again in their earnings call?

Getting some MSFT leaps here

MSFT is a buy for me, dawg.

Dang. MSFT really dying huh?

Tripled down on MSFT. Gotta be a green day eventually

Why you doing this to me MSFT?

you know its bad when suddenly your MSFT daytrade turns into long term strategy

MSFT flat on the year.... Makes no sense at all!

not a single bounce on MSFT. straight 45 degrees down the mountain.

What happened to that student who just discovered options trading? Are their MSFT calls doing well?

I'm sorry msft holders I'm not a ber but I'm happy microslop is getting slapped silly Companies that want to coast on past glory and captive audiences should just die

Holyyy shit Msft is flat over the 1 year

Any reason MSFT down 26% from the highs despite beats and raises?

Baby bols just hold on MSFT will reverse remind me Not zero day advice

if only ozempic could help shed weight as fast as MSFT sheds market cap

My plan was Msft calls for a quick bounce after earnings just like the rest of you idiots in here, now I guess I'm waiting and hoping it recovers to 450 before 20-03. Brilliant

As much as I hate to say it. You’d be a fool not to buy the MSFT dip.

Realistically, how low will MSFT go before institutions start to scoop it up?

MSFT is big but windows has been garbage for decades

MSFT has no floor LMAOO

Microsoft got infected with Activision Blizzard cancer as soon as it acquired that clusterfuck Fuck around and find out MSFT investors

MSFT calls here lmao

Can’t believe NVDA and MSFT are getting delisted.

I honestly didn't think msft could tank more

MSFT fast approaching levels not seen since post-Liberation day lows. That's actually impressive.

It's going to be so funny in 1-2 years when, like, France and Germany and Poland announce they'll start to switch their gov systems over to a constellation of EU tech, WSB is going to melt down and scream how nobody could have seen it coming despite MSFT bleeding dry.

MSFT double GUH in my guts

if you ever want to test your fidelity, buy MSFT

Yo MSFT is such a fucking piece of shit.

Wow man msft is the goddamn worst. Unfuckingreal

Is MSFT fucking autistic?

MSFT: For what its worth. I work for a small school and we are getting railed by the A1 > A3 license upgrade requirement to use desktop office apps. We decided to just pay several thousand more dollars to MSFT to not have to deal with it. Nobody talking about this

lol idc msft is cheap af rn, way better than buying overpriced spy

MSFT here seems like a no brainer. I have no brains tho so ill not be buying

I load up on MSFT anytime it drops. Never done me wrong

RSP is green... large cap tech is eating it, hope my msft recovers 😬 how do I apply for welfare?

it's like MSFT announced they were switching their business to sex robot, but instead of pumping, it's crashing