MSFT

Not sure of anything. I just think there’s a final capitulation here before finding a bottom. Many software names were beaten and bruised heading into earnings (look at MSFT) and got cut down even more.

MSFT down 3.5% yesterday up 0.29% today Bulls are cooked

Open ai something something cloud something good for msft

there should be a new tv show, my 600lb bags, its about a guy holding $480 MSFT and $350 ORCL bags

Why everyone talking about MSFT today? I holding 1 LEAP but can't find news

MSFT needs to quit taking Zepbound.

I have 20k in msft calls. Literally bought at the bottom yesterday. I’m too scared to watch market open. I set alarm for 10am. Gonna wake up later.

MSFT down 20% YTD 😆

r/PaperHandsTheDip Did you sell MSFT? I literally gave you a heads up lol

Surely this is Msft bottom

Gonna do some MSFT 2x etfs today. Shares, because I’m a pussy.

A msft 5% day would give me a rager

Oh MSFT what are we thinking today, Maybe another -3% today? Is somebody else retiring today too? Or did the moons not align correctly last night?

MSFT 👀 dis bitch about to fly

Siemens and Hitachi are a juicy buy rn aside from msft but I can only shovel so much of it

MSFT green pre-market, puts are free money!

Few years ago i promised myself - if NVDA gets to 200, i sell everything and take my family to vacation. NVDA hits 200. I sell. I take family to vacation. Company gives me bonus for being the ugliest boy. I decide *500 is good place to full port MSFT, it got legs* I full port at 505. I cry.

META to 600, MSFT to 350, AMZN to 190, GOOGL to 300

Its a great buying opportunity. It may not go up in the next days or weeks but in 1-2 years youll be thankful for these prices. MSFT is a money printer and right now its on sale in contrast to Apple

Fuck it, i am buying msft and ibm

MSFT is green!

MSFT 360 most likely before it figures it out

There is nothing on this earth so despised by God as a MSFT bull

Feel like this MSFT dip is a trap. Ain't touching it

Yeah, I've given up hope on MSFT being green. Was weird seeing it not red in premarket, but I just checked and it's back to being red

I was concerned something was wrong in the world when MSFT was green premarket. Appears it has been corrected

Bro. How much further are META and MSFT gonna drop. Genuinely the most embarrassing stocks

Haha only time I’ve actually done that on weeklies was with Msft TikTok news in ‘20 and got absolutely fucked iykyk

Personally I'm glad that all these dogshit fly by night shit bag companies are constantly going lower. Like MSFT and AMZN. Yet solid, stable companies like NBIS just holding it down. Paragons of business. Stability is important in life. Having such rock solid companies to fall back on over the last few months has been nice. 

Alright, im gonna buy msft calls here.

crazy how msft is almost red despite the sell-off

Who is buying MSFT at these levels. I did, but now I'm positive it will dip to 360 before recovery

I will be damned if MSFT goes to 265

Msft green i need an eye test

20k USD in MSFT, AMZN, META, 1/2 in two or 1/3 in each? All of them looks like opportunities right now.

# $KO forward P/E: 25 # $PG forward P/E: 23 # $MSFT forward P/E: 22 # $META forward P/E: 21.6 # --> there is a bubble, but it is not in tech

MSFT 0 wen

OpenAI is spending $600 billion on cloud services, and half of MSFT RPOs are from OpenAI, a company which it has like a 40% stake.

MSFT down 20% ytd, what do we think?

I think Wednesday Nvidia earning report will be great, and my msft will keep dumping

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MSFT back to April prices, Joever

Well, either MSFT is severely undervalued or we are all about to get turbo fucked into a cocked hat

#Microsoft at $384. The last time MSFT was this low, SPY was below $500 LMAO🤌

We’re due for a Shrek cock correction on MSFT

Ill forgive MSFT if they pump back to $400 by EOW

Msft absolutely gapped me 80% gone. Stupid thing is I had puts during the earning drop but I thought some calls for a quick bounce. Now lost the 40k I gained and another 30 after doubling down. Holding on for dear life maybe it'll recover by 3-20 hmm

idk what ur saying but people made more money on a HYSA last year than holding microsoft. MSFT FUCK U

Well lost on MSFT calls today. Do it again tomorrow?

Gonna delete this teams app because msft touched my pp