MSFT

MSFT is bringing down NBIS.  

AH doesn’t mean anything. I’m sure my MSFT and META calls will be fine. 🫠

$MSFT | Microsoft Q1 Earnings Highlights 🔹 Revenue: $77.7B (Est. $75.33B) 🟢; UP +18% YoY 🔹 EPS (GAAP): $3.72 (Est. $3.67) 🟢; UP +13% YoY 🔹 Operating Income: $38.0B; UP +24% YoY Segment: 🔹 More Personal Computing Revenue: $13.8B (Est. $12.8B) 🟢; UP +4% YoY 🔹 Microsoft Cloud Revenue: $49.1B; UP +26% YoY 🔹 Intelligent Cloud Revenue: $30.9B; UP +28% YoY 🔹 Azure & Other Cloud Services: UP +40% YoY 🔹 Productivity & Business Processes Revenue: $33.0B; UP +17% YoY 🔹 Microsoft 365 Commercial Cloud: UP +17% YoY 🔹 Microsoft 365 Consumer Cloud: UP +26% YoY 🔹 LinkedIn Revenue: UP +10% YoY 🔹 Dynamics 365 Revenue: UP +18% YoY 🔹 Windows OEM & Devices: UP +6% YoY 🔹 Xbox Content & Services: UP +1% YoY 🔹 Search & News Ads ex-TAC: UP +16% YoY Other Metrics 🔹 Commercial RPO: $392B; UP +51% YoY 🔹 Shareholder Returns: $10.7B via dividends & buybacks in the quarter CEO / CFO Commentary 🔸 “Our planet-scale cloud and AI factory, together with Copilots across high-value domains, is driving broad diffusion and real-world impact.” – CEO Satya Nadella 🔸 “Strong start to the fiscal year… Microsoft Cloud strength reflects growing customer demand for our differentiated platform.” – CFO Amy Hood Notes 🔹 Non-GAAP results exclude impacts from investments in OpenAI (as disclosed). 🔹 Constant currency growth: Revenue +17% YoY; Operating Income +22% YoY; GAAP EPS +11% YoY.

Gotta love dropping 25k into Msft 3 mins before market closes because you know it’s gonna beat earning and then it does and then it tanks 🫠

msft 🪦

Msft obviously didnt fire enough trch workers

why the FUCK is MSFT DOWN

MSFT Kill GOOG moon META kill MYASS….blood

Lmao MSFT makes no sense

Microsoft Q1 2026 Earnings $MSFT EPS $3.72, est. $3.67 Revenue $77.67B, est. $75.55B Intelligent Cloud revenue $30.9B, est. $30.18B Cloud revenue $49.1B Azure & Other Cloud revenue ex-FX +39%, est. +37.1%

GOOG pump not enough to save me from META and MSFT dump 😩

did MSFT not beat

LOL.  I placed a small call bet on MSFT and GOOG.  But chickened out on GOOG and sold it.  Keeping MSFT.  THIS is why I rarely play earnings.

Why is msft down if the earnings didnt release

had MSFT all day. last 5 minutes decided ucked wil sel my msft and will buy google shares.

Yeaaaa boy these GOOG 290s gna make up for shit fk MSFT

Meta and msft as always no suprise

GOOG is better than MSFT and META confirmed

Went 50/50 on google/msft. Looks like tomorrow will be flat. Damn.

Still short. These yoyo moves after hours because MSFT and GOOGL mean nothing. Need more down in order to get a proper reset for another push higher.

And I have META call , MSFT call and GOOGLE PUT. Inverse me and subscribe 🤡🤡🤡

META and MSFT smoked haha

GOOG wins, META and MSFT lose

Googl, YUPPPP Msft. LOL Meta: FUCK

msft LMAO

LOL META AND MSFT

Of course I picked MSFT lmao

#google gonna eclipse apple and battle msft for the number 2 spot

GOOG up MSFT down. Balance

MSFT WHAT U DOOOIN

Rotation from msft to goog lmao

QQQ perfectly balanced AH between GOOG and MSFT

GOOG and msft offsetting each other

Aw I choose to get msft calls instead of goog. Not looking forward to tmr.

anyone who didn’t see MSFT plummeting after the suspicious OpenAI announcement right before earnings then Azure dropping today is blind. How many more signs did you need?

MSFT doesn't report guidance until the call.

msft bois uh oh

wow MSFT

MSFT brah what are you doing

lol MSFT beats the estimate

MSFT • Revenue: $77.7B (+18% YoY, +17% CC) 🟢 • Operating Income: $38.0B (+24%) • GAAP Net Income: $27.7B (+12%) • Non-GAAP: $30.8B (+22%) • GAAP EPS: $3.72 (+13%) • Non-GAAP EPS: $4.13 (+23%) Segment Performance: • Microsoft Cloud: $49.1B (+26%) • Azure & Cloud Services: +40% • Productivity & Business Processes: $33.0B (+17%) • Intelligent Cloud: $30.9B (+28%) • More Personal Computing: $13.8B (+4%) Other: Returned $10.7B to shareholders via dividends & buybacks. CEO Nadella: “Our planet-scale cloud and AI factory is driving real-world impact.”

My position is 1/3 msft, 1/3 google and, 1/3 meta. Was not expecting msft to fk me first

GOOGL up and MSFT Down 🤣

Msft down in more ways than one. Google up

Oh my godddd my MSFT callss

why I bought MSFT instead of GOOG 😭

MSFT is ended off the deep end

I literally sold my msft call for a profit 1 minute before close. I am so fucking lucky.

msft might’ve just lost me 15k that’s cool

GOOG PUMP MSFT DUMP