MSFT

Even fucking CVNA is green but somehow msft can’t muster up a fucking green day 👌

If Msft doesn’t recover by March I’m retiring options due to poorness.

msft will be bigly green soon, but not today

DONT BE AFRAID OF MSFT. EMBRACE MSFT. BE ONE WITH MSFT, AS YOU PURCHASE THE SHARES, MOVE WITH THE SHARES. BECOME ONE WITH MSFT, IT ISNT JUST A STOCK... ITS A FAMILY AND TOGETHER, WE CAN END THE DAY $410. #MSFTPROUD LETS DO THIS TEAM

fuck you msft fuck you fuck you you piece of fiucking shit. fuccccckkk youuuu garbage fuckign trasjh

There is a MSFT comment every few seconds, FML

nah MSFT relax that's not for you

Everything up except MSFT because of how bullish wsb regards are on MSFT recently

All of these fools complaining about MSFT when they have SHARES is laughable 🤣🤣🤣unless you have calls no reason to be complaining and moaning

its cancelled for everything except msft

SPY: green MSFT: best I can do is -1%

msft you peice of shat

SPY would be at 700 if MSFT and GOOG didn’t suck so much

words cannto justify the anger io have rn over MSFT stock. ive broken monitors i broke my printer olast week and i just wanna fucking punch msft in the fucking face to let out this anger like thankg goodness my break even is at 435 but u know what give me 425 one more time and im never touching stocks again. fuck you msft. fuck you in this lifetime, fuck you in the next 5 lifetimes, fuck your existence piece of fuckign shit

I did not have msft collapsing on my bingo card

If you invested 1000$ on MSFT a year ago, you'd have now 950$!!!!!!!!!

How tf is msft still down

Everything pumping violently except MSFT lol 🤣 ☠️🤬

MSFT sub $400 before TSLA, on a day musk is eating shit for a shit xAI model release, is too funny

Guys relax we’re all 10-20% down on our msft shares but we get a 0.2% dividend payment soon

$msft is very micro and very soft, ewww purge it already

I remember thinking MSFT was cheap when it dropped under 500 lol

im out fuck this shit. MSFT heading to $300 im done with that fucking stock

META MSFT AMZN all down over 12m.... they should have got into that AI shit!

ofc MSFT would trade lower than fucking KO and WMT stock that has single digit growth. MSFT should start selling drinks maybe it will skyrocket

MM are selling the best companies to screw retail. I cannot find any reason why MSFT, NFLX , AMZN are at this levels

MSFT about to flush ?

MSFT sub $3T is crazy

omg msft at 395 what a bargain. tmr fucking shits the bed another 2-3% percent fuck that pos stock

msft at 394

So when do I cut my losses and drop these GOOG and MSFT bags?

dont even buy MSFT anymore because evry little pump gets sold off by institution.

i just want to punch MSFT in the fucking face

I can’t be the only one getting absolutely fkn destroyed by goog and msft right

MSFT is in fucking purgatory

I'll buy MSFT around $300

Msft non stop destroying me wtf

Jesus Christ MSFT is so dog shit lmfaooo

Joined you lads in the MSFT party Smells like shit in here

MSFT reorganizing as Extramicropudding

MSFT reportedly using 95% of CAPEX to fix Satya's baldness.

Bruh MSFT going to 0 lawl

80% of my port has just been averaging down on months out far otm MSFT and GOOG calls , absolute barbeque for me

It’s actually over for msft

Brief gambling intermission to talk long term investing. If I wanted more big tech in my portfolio I would be buying NFLX and MSFT with both hands here. I’ve been holding GOOG for years so naturally I’m overweight tech from that, but MSFT and NFLX both grow earnings fast enough to command higher multiples than this. NFLX short term catalyst on the horizon from WBD buying paramount.

MSFT: That douche fund manager that said 99% of software companies won't survive AI or some bullshit actually bought MSFT calls along after selling everything else.

im literally broke i put it all in when msft was at 435 and now im cooked fr. shits fucking trash

msft is literal trash

just keep buying MSFT puts, selling off on cur