MSFT

Can we just fast forward to 2028 when MSFT buys OpenAI for $1

Seen it once seen it a thousand times. Bears think SPY and QQQ are going to get rug pulled like it has been doing every day and instead it will just go up even higher and then gap up the next day. The only safe short in this market right now is MSFT

Imagine buying puts on SPY and QQQ instead of just buying puts on MSFT every single day of the week

Wanna double down on MSFT leaps just to stick it to the man

MSFT is as low as it's going to get. It's already criminally low. Feeling bad for the bagholders, but I'm in.

dogshit MSFT ending .5 in the green is the sign of the apocalypse. I’m scared guys.

not sure why anyone is buying MSFT calls when institutions are shorting it to hell, have you not been watching it

you consider that MSFt a pump, the minute soy sells off it goes red

Why is TSLA pumping harder than MSFT? the fuck is this market

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Claude can make shitty operating systems too - MSFT is fukt

Institutions are shorting MSFT like crazy and you guys buy the dips

MSFT dear fuck man do something you cunt

Regards buying TSLA at $405 but won’t buy MSFT at $400

Don’t worry, at least your MSFT will follow IGV in red day

Going to be another day of QQQ up 1%, IGV up 3% and MSFT red This shit is going to 0. Book it.

I got some puts on msft

Even when IGV and MAGS pumping MSFT still can't do shit

I buy 5% OTM calls that are 9-12mo out on META, GOOGL, AAPL, and MSFT, and I check my port 5000 times a day

Good luck bro. Hope you make money on MSFT

JFC can you imagine if MSFT ends the day green?! I want to believe, so I definitely won’t.

NO MORE MSFT SELLERS

MSFT gonna have a 4 percent day today mark my words

MSFT actually bouncing off 385? Sheeeeeit.

MSFT MY BIGGEST MISTAKE YTD

MSFT holders. I hope you sold.

Msft 200 ma on weekly at $370. So close that it probably won’t find legs until it hits

Bought MSFT 500C 01/2027 This option was worth 10k earlier last year lmao. Bought it for 1.5k Gotta be upside room eh? Added a limit buy at 11.00 incase we see more death. Guess I'll add one more at like 7.50 and call it a day? close for 8 mo?

Msft is too micro and too soft. Can’t hold it up, not a fucking chance

Days without losing money on MSFT: 0

TF is wrong with MSFT

# MSFT PUTS PRINTING!!!!

Don’t worry about the green candles you see on MSFT. They’ll evaporate immediately.

Msft perma bols how do u do it I only have shares and im getting annoyed

MSFT down 1% in 15 mins cool cool cool cool

I don't care if MSFT was down 40% this week - when you see it up 1% you SHORT IT IMMEDIATELY

MSFT can’t keep it’s dick up for anything

I primarily day trade indexes but I agree MSFT looks like a buy for the longer term at these levels

MSFT is gonna drill all the way to China.

AMZN and MSFT that’s the best you can do? Ridiculous

Why no one liking MSFT anymore 😞

MSFT: You want green? Best I can do is 15 mins of green, and then back to earth

Companies are like MSFT and META are at 2022 bear market valuations when Fed was hiking at the fastest rate in history. If you aren't loading up you hate money.

Got in msft 387.5 at 1.9 sold for 4.5 in about 10 minutes thank god

Msft is destroying me every single day how are u guys not getting cooked

SaaS stocks rallying heavy and MSFT not even a percent up after that damage yesterday smh

At least you tried MSFT 😭

LMFAO MSFT had it's 10 minutes and is back to being the worst stock on earth. These 350 weekly puts going to print so hard.

MSFT with it’s daily tease. Back to 0