MSFT

no invitation, MSFT: dump today's invitation, MSFT: already on it

And if your not BUYING MSFT below $400, than..... _____

I'll play 0dte OTM calls for one of these at open. NFLX BABA MSFT ehich one?

Guess who bought 30k of MSFT Calls before earnings instead of piling into GLD. Guess who's picking up extra shifts at work.

MSFT dead

MSFT is drilling i am fuk

I genuinely thought MSFT 400 was the bottom But I guess we're headed back to 350.

MSFT price target is 0?

MSFT? Oh yeah she still a peace of shit

I mean literally every bit of line drawing you can do says that MSFT has reached the bottom (unless it's not the bottom, and then it's going to the other line, which is very far below the current line). So the lines had better be right. How can you not trust in the lines!?

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MSFT really is dead.. shit barely has a pulse

Hear me out. MSFT 0DTE calls tmrw morning at open

MSFT not being able to end >400 is embarrassing

Shit I bought msft am I regard

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bought a bunch of INTC and MSFT calls, so someone better unpause this market soon!

AMZN wishes it was half the stock MSFT is.

Msft is the shittiest stock in existence

Was it the CEOs of MSFT, GOOG, IBM and ADBE?

MSFT MU NVDA GLD SLV PLTM

MSFT storing data in ovens now!

MSFT TO THE MOON!!

yea and MSFT is low. make it go up

Any other free money plays aside from MSFT puts tmw?

MSFT isn’t trading on ai hype lol. Their cloud azure & end user devices/operating systems/software suites are the bread winners. Msft calls are free

No wonder $MSFT went down, Copilot doesn't allow face detection. Literally uploaded a close up picture of my eye (brown) and it tells me "You have a nice pair of green eyes". Told it to check again, "You're right! they indeed appear to be blue!" - What a garbage AI, what's even the point of using it if you can't even analyze faces with it Puts on $MSFT

MSFT I'm telling you they wiped out those calls shits almost worthless now. They will pump it 10-15% next week with retail destroyed. Calls are pennies right now

Msft is undervalued no?

Fuck MSFT. And fuck you.

Going to short MSFT with all my life savings so it can finally start to pump.

AMZN, MSFT, PLTR, SMCI…I can keep going

Fuck MSFT.

Msft was the reason tech has been getting fucked. I doubt it

MSFT about to break out in a massive way next week

Fuck you ADBE, MSFT, TSLA, FIG, NVDA, AMD, META, ORCL, AMZN, NFLX, CVNA and fuck you hedges too

MSFT today -0.06%. Theta is fucking my ass every day.

I might be wrong on the entry, but MSFT at <= $397 is crazy. It's cheaper than Coca Cola. Calls.

And there I was thinking I was so fucking smart buying the MSFT post earnings drop

# MSFT HAS TO BE THE WORST STOCK EVER LMAO.

Did all of the 🌈🐻finally sold all their MSFT shares????!!

All my stocks are green today except MSFT Fuck's sake

MSFT u piece of shit do something

Just killing all longs with this rangebound shit That leap you hold will get fucked with theta before it starts moving and then it’s too late Loads of Msft boys gonna be casualties

If MSFT falls towards 375 level with RSI rising, im going long. Week chart looks about ready to reverse - just needs confirmation such as whats listed above

MSFT YTD looks terrifying

WTF MSFT, why do you have to die like this everyday

Who has msft calls

There’s such low volume that if I buy 10 shares of MSFT, there may be a 1% shrek dildo as a result