MSFT

jfc, MSFT

Wow, so the rumors were true. MSFT is getting de-listed.

LMAO MSFT

Another nothing burger from MSFT I see 😭

look ma, new day. Sun rising in the east, and MSFT opening red

MSFT TO 350

# i bought msft at 465 and thought I was a legendary value investor....... # now I am fuk because I did it with extreme leverage and I am a brokie that is not able to pay the interest on the loan for a long time. I am fuk

Can we get a fucking very green day for Msft please

imagine buying MSFT at 450, looks at self in the mirror

MSFT will never have a green day ever again

Msft please go to 370

MSFT only knows red

MSFT still under 400. You can't make this up

MSFT is the NVO of the tech world.

MU NVDA AMZN ASML TSM, dabbling a little in NET and a few others. Sold off some of my other holdings to have a bit more cash on hand. Buying this MSFT dip. REMX, SETM, RIO, IAG have been just beautiful. Bought the huge dips on SLV, PLTM, SPPP. GLD strong AF.

msft calls on open

MSFT: “Watch me do this little trick” lol

MSFT starting the week right where it left off

Thank you !!! I need you to sell MSFT please.

My only hope is to yolo enough on 0DTE SPX calls to make up what I'm losing on my MSFT calls

Wen the rise of MSFT!?

How is msft nepotistic?

thoughts on MSFT?

Petition to have one green day for MSFT

MSFT is getting worse week by week, wtf?

hopefully $msft tanks to depths of hell, nepotistic shit ass company

Here’s the playbook. VIX just hangs out ~$20. NVDA beats earnings because: 1.) they sandbag their revenue and guidance every quarter to always ensure a “beat” 2.) Meta, AWS, Google, MSFT, Oracle, TSM already reported they INCREASED AI capex VIX immediately goes -20% and then melts down for the next 2 weeks and the bull market continues. It’s really not that complicated 

Lmao NVO what a piece of shit this is, valueinvesting is the most retarded sub on this website. Their picks of this year have literally been NVO, UNH, ADBE and MSFT. You can't make this shit up

I'm going to bed, please don't GUH me in the morning MSFT

My plan to get rich in 2026, MSFT, UNH and MSTR. Am I doing this right?

MSFT calls. Short dated. Gambling is here.

MSFT GOOG NVDA & chill

What’s your cost basis on MSFT?

Fuck you MSFT

It's all fake & ghey until market open. Except MSFT. That shit is just going straight down to zero with no green days ever again apparently.

MSFT share buyers… what color lambo in 5 years?? 👀

What if I never bought a single msft share

I am long msft, but might have to pivot. The guys over on valueinvesting are shilling it 😅 

A stock that you like to lose your life savings on but also describes your penis: msft

Just bought MSFT at 395

When was the last time MSFT dog shit stock had a green day

Still waiting for MSFT to breakout

+MSFT

Would I be stupid to buy msft now

Listen I am just trying to get the fuck out of MSFT and this shit aint helping. FUCK

MSFT finally time for some nice Shrek loads this week

MSFT why are you like this

“MSFT to be investigated for fraud by the SEC” - WSJ

nasdaq futes doen .4%. MSFT gonna tank tmr

amzn msft nvda mu asml tsm