MSFT

If I told you as we entered 2026 that MSFT would be -30% and PLTR down nearly 40% would you have thought the SPX would just be -2%?

I need 🌮 to tweet something bad about anthropic to save my MSFT position

I’m holding 40k of msft shares, but you’re cooked. Gona test its 200 day around 370 before any chance of s recovery.

Satya Nadella seen leaving BAFTA awards with sheet over head $MSFT -4%

what happened to that college kid that spent his entire savings on MSFT calls like 2 weeks ago

So many retards thought MSFT calls were a sure bet after the earnings drop and the proceeding week selloff 😂

Holding 20k worth of Msft calls expiring in 11D. Bought it today. I’m scared ngl

You'd think msft invented the Meta verse or whatever

r/valueinvesting said MSFT a buy and it drops 3% Damn they good

3 year chart sure looks like MSFT getting close to a bounce

When you consider inflation and dollar devaluation, MSFT is effectively back to where it was 5 years ago. As if, AI never happened.

MSFT will file for bankrupcy by end of tomorrow if red by open

MSFT guh

Punishing MSFT because Bill Gates fucked those Russian hookers and gave Melinda AIDS

Set a 300 limit buy on MSFT. Inshallah it shall be filled before EOY

At this rate, you might do some easy puts on MSFT. You will get your $3k before the next winter storm.

My msft amzn orcl in shambles. Thanks

MSFT cucking lots of degenerates here, seems like

Honestly still bullish on goog Amazon and msft it's just IBM and bad news and earnings and ai over hype has reach a selloff point...it will come roaring back once they can ask it how to best sort laundry and it reveals some secrets nobody thought of before. Lol

I’m genuinely angry at MSFT I’ve got plenty of time on my calls but it’s so irrationally down

Buy more MSFT so it will go down...

“If all you ever did was buy high-quality stocks on the 200-week moving average, you would beat the S&P 500 by a large margin over time.” Charlie munger. MSFT 2% away from 200 week MA.

I'm talking about MSFT from ath

Taking a junior role despite having 8 years of experience because the market is fucked and I gambled my life savings on MSFT

But it’s not always the same seven (cough MSFT cough). So it’s more like picking ponies at the races.

I'm actually starting to believe msft is gonna bounce hard, enough are you regards are talking about it, maybe we get some options action that can move the stock 

Msft is fucking me

GOOD JOB MSFT WAY TO GO YOU PIECE OF SHIT STOCK FUCK YOU

MSFT $600 EOY, get in while it's cheap!

MSFT is a generational buying opportunity at $384.47.

MSFT makes my micro soft. Sold my calls today so it probably pumps tomorrow. Unlike me, I won’t be pumping anything anytime soon

I had no idea MSFT was a 🌽 adjacent stock.

#Ban Bet Lost /u/bullishchilipepper10 made a bet that MSFT would go to 400.0 within **5 hours** when it was 386.532 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 1 wins and 5 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

$MSFT on the 200W is crazy

MSFT spotted in the ER for an emergency blood transfusion

Anthropic buying MSFT will be very cathartic

Boomer stock msft and ibm tanking

Msft owns approximately 1.4% of Anthropic. So at least there's that. The price of Microsoft can only fall by another roughly 98.5%.

This market is abolute trash. But I like MSFT, META, EOSE, RDDT, and AMZN.

Damn, MSFT basically just erased their entire 2025 gain lol.

MSFT pumping after hours (+0.30$)

#Ban Bet Lost /u/harryKH1 made a bet that MSFT would go to 420.0 within **1 day** when it was 397.023 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 3 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

If MSFT hits $400 tomorrow, I promise not to gamble for the rest of the week

Msft what did I do to deserve this?

thoughts on amd and msft

One thing I know for sure is MSFT will be red tomorrow

I bought MSFT, AMZN, COIN calls Expecting this to be like post any other red day.

MSFT used to trade at one of the highest premium in bag7 just few months ago. Crazy how quick sentiments change.

$MSFT will shut its doors in 3 months. I don’t know if there’s any blood left to bleed at this point.

bought msft calls, my anoos is ready