MSFT

How is msft nepotistic?

thoughts on MSFT?

Petition to have one green day for MSFT

MSFT is getting worse week by week, wtf?

hopefully $msft tanks to depths of hell, nepotistic shit ass company

Here’s the playbook. VIX just hangs out ~$20. NVDA beats earnings because: 1.) they sandbag their revenue and guidance every quarter to always ensure a “beat” 2.) Meta, AWS, Google, MSFT, Oracle, TSM already reported they INCREASED AI capex VIX immediately goes -20% and then melts down for the next 2 weeks and the bull market continues. It’s really not that complicated 

Lmao NVO what a piece of shit this is, valueinvesting is the most retarded sub on this website. Their picks of this year have literally been NVO, UNH, ADBE and MSFT. You can't make this shit up

I'm going to bed, please don't GUH me in the morning MSFT

My plan to get rich in 2026, MSFT, UNH and MSTR. Am I doing this right?

MSFT calls. Short dated. Gambling is here.

MSFT GOOG NVDA & chill

What’s your cost basis on MSFT?

Fuck you MSFT

It's all fake & ghey until market open. Except MSFT. That shit is just going straight down to zero with no green days ever again apparently.

MSFT share buyers… what color lambo in 5 years?? 👀

What if I never bought a single msft share

I am long msft, but might have to pivot. The guys over on valueinvesting are shilling it 😅 

A stock that you like to lose your life savings on but also describes your penis: msft

Just bought MSFT at 395

When was the last time MSFT dog shit stock had a green day

Still waiting for MSFT to breakout

+MSFT

Would I be stupid to buy msft now

Listen I am just trying to get the fuck out of MSFT and this shit aint helping. FUCK

MSFT finally time for some nice Shrek loads this week

MSFT why are you like this

“MSFT to be investigated for fraud by the SEC” - WSJ

nasdaq futes doen .4%. MSFT gonna tank tmr

amzn msft nvda mu asml tsm

Already have NVDA, PLTR, AMZN, MSFT, NOW in the port, just seeing if there’s anything positive for ORCL

Subscribing to chatgpt plus so that OpenAI can generate more revenue to pay MSFT for their massive backlogs to hopefully pump my MSFT positions

Need MSFT to 450 as soon as possible

Calls on GLD and MSFT

so far... but we all know AMZN and MSFT will be down at least 2% with SAAS stocks

MSFT a buy?

some day msft will have like 2 weeks every day green till 500..

MSFT better fucking pull up this week

probably more ball stomps by msft dom, although it’s not turning me on anymore

ThEyRe NaWt EvEn ProFfittlTaBul SIT DOWN WITH YOUR $MSFT SHARES AND SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M TRYING TO GET RICH

Only thing I'm sure of is that msft will be flat or red

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A month ago one of top r/valueinvesting posts said buy MSFT and it’s down 15% since lol https://www.reddit.com/r/ValueInvesting/s/5xuuzKbklI

I want to disable the sell button on robinhood so i dont sell MSFT until april

MSFT please my calls have children

KEEP MSFT OUT OF YOUR FILTHY WHORE MOUTH

I’m drunk but I’m gonna say fuck ADBE MSFT NVDA, GOOG, ORCL, FIG, TSLA, etc

MSFT will be fine.

can MSFT stop being a bitch already

Thinking about MSFT all weekend. I hope we pump next week 🥺