MSFT

Imagine buying actual scam companies like POET instead of cash printing behemoths like MSFT and GOOGL

MSFT and AMZN died

Holy shit MSFT what was that

Need MSFT to pop off

Bill Gates, please. Say something. Anything. Say you're gonna do the sex robots or some shit. Pump MSFT

Mag7 stocks don't just run all day. AAPL, GOOGL, META, AMZN, MSFT - these just crab for 9 months then make a giant move in either direction. NVDA obviously has been having a good time as it is the primary benefactor of the AI bubble. TSLA is the retarded child that goes up when people are feeling good about the market.

MSFT most boring mag 7 ever fuck you msft pump

IS MSFT the most disappointing stock of the last 5 years?

Former British Prime Minister Rishi Sunak announced that he has taken senior advisory roles with Microsoft Corporation (NASDAQ:MSFT) and Amazon.com, Inc. (NASDAQ:AMZN)-backed Anthropic.

Some of the Tech Giants that PATH partners up with are NVDA, OpenAi, MSFT, GOOG, and SNOW.

#As the leader of WSB bulls, I command you to buy more MSFT, META and GOOG LMAO🤌

Why did MSFT pull plans for its data center

Tomorrow we moon bios. With apld and MSFT giving us guidance we gonna obligate the market tomorrow.🧐🤌👍🤩🚀😁

Short MSFT and TSLA

Meta, MSFT, or APPL calls to bring in a 500% gain tomorrow?

Put like 20% of my portfolio into MSFT calls around noon . Pulled out half of that for a nice profit. Here's hoping it continues

God damn MSFT

PATH carrying my port rn, unlike those bum ass companies like GOOGL and MSFT

These AI headlines are getting regenerated • ⁠NVDA invests in key bubble players • ⁠Google/OpenAI/Anthropic release model xyz1254 it’s so good here is some made up charts that shows we are good • ⁠AMD inks ten year partnership with everyone • ⁠MSFT stays regarded • ⁠META to burn 100 billion on a autistic moonshot that no one wants

MSFT can you fucking stop

I heard from a software dev friend at MSFT that her manager, making half a mil per year, is unhappy with his manager and likely to leave or step down. Tech continues to be toxic and burn people out. Calls it is.

wtf is going on with MSFT? CapEx?

Thinking about selling my AMZN calls for MSFT and GOOGL calls since their cloud services is looking strong and Jassy is all about cost saving instead of spending money to make shit

Honestly wtf is wrong with MSFT

Apple and MSFT currently fading that

It's listed on the NASDAQ in USD and is also primarily serving US customers with a growing European one? It's current biggest customers is MSFT?? Nebius is a great investment but these reasons make almost no sense unless I'm missing something here?

Powell can you announce that MSFT is dovish so my calls will print. I know a guy who will suck you off at Wendy’s

MSFT useless cunt of a stock does nothing every day all day

msft 🐌

AAPL still messing and testing its own in house AI while its competitors like MSFT and GOOG left the AI starting line years ago. Will this cause another dark decade like 1986-1996 AAPL experienced? Maybe? or will AAPL play third fiddle being the gimp sex toy for its big AI masters like GOOG or MSFT? or will AAPL just keep trucking along with its iphone money printer? only time will tell.

Everything ripping besides MSFT and META.

MSFT and NVDA all time highs tomorrow. Book it.

yakked up the panini I had for lunch. Haven’t thrown up that bad since I had some MSFT earnings puts go tits up. As much as I hate to admit it, I’m still human. At least I’m no 🌈🐻.

#List of stocks that will hit $1000 in the next 3 years: AMD, NVDA, GOOG, META, MSFT, COST, LLY and TSLA (Also RDDT) LMAO🤌

SNAP being up higher than MSFT is funny

I guess it could just catch up, but there's nothing idiosyncratically positive for them. And it will get clipped if this absurd rally cools off.  I'd bet on MSFT instead personally 

Whoever threw down 18 million yesterday on ATM MSFT puts for next month has balls as big as church bells.

How are Nvidia MSFT and Apple up and SPY flat

Anyone playing msft earnings in a few weeks?

bers dont realie that amd will go up 25% on each of these: 1. meta deal. 2. msft deal. 3. aws deal. 4. google deal. 5. xai deal. 6. anthropic deal. 7. tesla deal. and they still think they will win with puts LMAO 🤌

NVDA to invest in TSLA to invest in AMD to invest in MSFT to invest in AAPL to invest in GOOG to invest in AMZN to invest in OPENAI to invest in NVDA

Tech seems to be legit from all I’ve read it’s just a very niche. This $75m investment could send them mooning though if it’s from NVDA, MSFT, AMZN or any of the other tech giants

Both NVDA and MSFT are ded in the water, is this bool run OVER?

Msft is bugging with +5% then -4% AH

# BREAKING NEWS: NEW SAM ALTMAN INTERVIEW: "A DAY IN THE LIFE" > I wake up in the morning at 5AM thanks to my Apple watch (**AAPL:+7%**) and then I'm out the door (**HD:+18%**). My assistant brings my coffee (**SBUX:+12%**) and then I do deep work for 2-3 hours writing code (**MSFT:+4%**). During my lunch I usually have something cultural catered to office (**CMG:+23%**) and browse the paper (**NYT:+5%**), I like keeping up with what's going on in the world. Later I work more and head home (**TSLA:+17%**)

Loaded more MSFT at 522.8 and 523.

ORCL isn't big enough to pop the AI bubble. Would be concerned if MSFT reported something. 🫧🚀

Loading up some MSFT

Loaded more MSFT at 524.1, good.

Why does MSFT always get dumped like an ugly girl at the club when the lights come on