MSFT

like literally how did MSFT get railed

Msft why man, u did so well

no way can MSFT be priced in, it’s never been just “priced in”

if goog and msft are indicating higher capex for 26' like meta is then AI datacenter trade is going to be hot

FUCK MSFT

MSFT beat why did it go the wrong direction

Fuk MSFT, AZURE OUTAGE

Meta missed bad, MSFT beat so idk

If you're feeling yucky about your META and MSFT calls, just remember that at least you're not a goldtard.

Can't quite tell why Msft is down to be honest

Last earnings MSFT basically gave it all back too in the same day

and now everyone who sold meta and msft will buy nvda

oh wow. whats going on MSFT

MSFT good ER but huge drop?

Thank fk I didn't do some bullshit MSFT bullish call spread. Down 3% now.

Cloud revenue growth is still growing for MSFT. This might get bought up. I’ll look to enter at open of the price stays depressed

If meta and msft be dragging down my Googl boi ima get real mad.

i had MSFT calls too so i only got 1/3 right. F

MSFT beats and still gets zucked

Genuinely Idgaf about MSFT but how is it red AH when it beat all expectations?

Tell me the numbers are bad msft and meta no way. Lol this shit is rigged too much of a drop something is wong

MSFT go UPPPP

Not sure why MSFT is down after really good earnings.

Meta ded. Msft down big on earnings. IBM down. Nflx down. SPY almost-unprecedented bull run on Nvidia up 15% in a week to compensate at index-level with zero earnings news. Number 1 bullshit.

someone explain msft please?

why is msft donw

Yeah but I’m not sure why MSFT is down on a beat

Google really fading off of Meta and MSFT.

MSFT and META falling off the climb like Fiserv

watch MSFT and META be flat by open and my PUTs worth nothing from IV crush

My GOOG gains gna be offset by MSFT losses so I feel you

Hmm so google rose throughout the day, and meta and msft did not. Very interesting....

I bought MSFT and Google calls lol, thankfully not meta, fkn cuck zuck though

I set the limit order to buy MSFT at $522 before market close and it got filled. Panic sold already.

Of course I played MSFT and META lol

I saw a comment here saying MSFT META calls GOOG puts wsb really never misses huh

Whomever bought MSFT and Meta instead of Googl is an idiot and deserve to lose money. Especially meta, lol.

MSFT is bringing down NBIS.  

AH doesn’t mean anything. I’m sure my MSFT and META calls will be fine. 🫠

$MSFT | Microsoft Q1 Earnings Highlights 🔹 Revenue: $77.7B (Est. $75.33B) 🟢; UP +18% YoY 🔹 EPS (GAAP): $3.72 (Est. $3.67) 🟢; UP +13% YoY 🔹 Operating Income: $38.0B; UP +24% YoY Segment: 🔹 More Personal Computing Revenue: $13.8B (Est. $12.8B) 🟢; UP +4% YoY 🔹 Microsoft Cloud Revenue: $49.1B; UP +26% YoY 🔹 Intelligent Cloud Revenue: $30.9B; UP +28% YoY 🔹 Azure & Other Cloud Services: UP +40% YoY 🔹 Productivity & Business Processes Revenue: $33.0B; UP +17% YoY 🔹 Microsoft 365 Commercial Cloud: UP +17% YoY 🔹 Microsoft 365 Consumer Cloud: UP +26% YoY 🔹 LinkedIn Revenue: UP +10% YoY 🔹 Dynamics 365 Revenue: UP +18% YoY 🔹 Windows OEM & Devices: UP +6% YoY 🔹 Xbox Content & Services: UP +1% YoY 🔹 Search & News Ads ex-TAC: UP +16% YoY Other Metrics 🔹 Commercial RPO: $392B; UP +51% YoY 🔹 Shareholder Returns: $10.7B via dividends & buybacks in the quarter CEO / CFO Commentary 🔸 “Our planet-scale cloud and AI factory, together with Copilots across high-value domains, is driving broad diffusion and real-world impact.” – CEO Satya Nadella 🔸 “Strong start to the fiscal year… Microsoft Cloud strength reflects growing customer demand for our differentiated platform.” – CFO Amy Hood Notes 🔹 Non-GAAP results exclude impacts from investments in OpenAI (as disclosed). 🔹 Constant currency growth: Revenue +17% YoY; Operating Income +22% YoY; GAAP EPS +11% YoY.

Gotta love dropping 25k into Msft 3 mins before market closes because you know it’s gonna beat earning and then it does and then it tanks 🫠

msft 🪦

Msft obviously didnt fire enough trch workers

why the FUCK is MSFT DOWN

MSFT Kill GOOG moon META kill MYASS….blood

Lmao MSFT makes no sense

Microsoft Q1 2026 Earnings $MSFT EPS $3.72, est. $3.67 Revenue $77.67B, est. $75.55B Intelligent Cloud revenue $30.9B, est. $30.18B Cloud revenue $49.1B Azure & Other Cloud revenue ex-FX +39%, est. +37.1%

GOOG pump not enough to save me from META and MSFT dump 😩

did MSFT not beat

LOL.  I placed a small call bet on MSFT and GOOG.  But chickened out on GOOG and sold it.  Keeping MSFT.  THIS is why I rarely play earnings.