MSFT

Would it be too much to ask MSFT to write some sort of positive news about itself sometime in 2026? You've already lost a few days MSFT. Let's get to it.

Guess what META logo actually is.. gay booties.. It's wearing those lulu lemon split booty yoga pants and grinding on the TSLA robots.. MSFT is out there watching this shit like a total beta..

HXGBY imo, stable stock, low vola right now and they will release their robot later this year. Partnered with NVIDIA & MSFT  for years

MSFT is SUPER gay

Please MSFT, I don't even want profits anymore, I just wanna break even

Was day drinking today. Why MSFT such a limp dik today?

The first msft tower fell that minute

I bought SPY/MSFT calls over Oct/Nov and neither have had a solid move up since. It's fucked.

Literally just SPY, MSFT, B, and GLD. B & GLD were up solidly in premarket and shat themselves at open. Same with SPY & MSFT. The latter was nearly back to 490 in premarket and then decided it wanted a -2.5% day for some reason. Fucking murdered my April500C

> What is going on with amazon and msft? >> AI Overview >> Amazon (AMZN) and Microsoft (MSFT) have recently faced analyst downgrades due to high AI spending and profit uncertainty, which has put downward pressure on their stocks. Both companies are also involved in ongoing regulatory issues and continue to dominate the cloud computing market Damn, google makes it so easy

What is going on with amazon and msft?

What happened to MSFT. Did people forget literally everyone uses windows, azure and ms office?

Should've just full ported SanDisk 3 months ago instead of logical long term holds like SPY or MSFT..

MSFT was +0.5% in premarket. What the actual fuck happened

Got absolutely gaped by MSFT & SPY today. Fuck

So what happened to MSFT today?

Which one of you little mutts keep selling msft...

It is so odd. Do people not realize that if the AI bubble narrative is true then MSFT and other hyperscalers wont deliver on its contractual promises and small caps such as Iren will be annihilated. Yet iren is pumping. Sounds like MM unloading bags on retail

Down 70% on my MSFT weeklies, looking good

I was about to say something inflammatory about GOOG but then I saw AMZN and MSFT.

Market telling OpenAI to go fuck itself by selling MSFT off LMAO

Wave after wave of selling MSFT / META / AMZN is insane!

Anybody loading up on these cheap $MSFT calls?

Bought MSFT dip and it just keeps on dipping

Buying extra hard on msft

lmfao! MSFT! The safest company down -3% while all the shit companies are up 4% to 11% :)

MSFT you are the biggest sack of shit I swear to fucking god

Look how they massacred my boys MSFT and AMZN 🤕

What is going on with MSFT?

What did MSFT do to crash like this

Why is this thread full of boomers worshipping dogshit like AMZN, META, MSFT, AAPL or TSLA? Put your savings into some meme stonk and let it ride ffs

AMZN, MSFT, and META are all breaking down. Great start to the year

Apparently CRWV is the stock of safety today and is a better hold than meta, msft, googl, AMZN

Fuck meta and Msft

What’s the deal with MSFT?

Bought the MSFT dip easy money

I crashed the market selling msft csps

I have my whole port in MSFT and NFLX calls. This is fucking bullshit. Collapsing over absolutely no bad news despite already being down. So fucking dumb.

AAPL MSFT GOOG pathetic

Full porting selling MSFT csps. Sorry guys but this absolutely guarantees a market wide crash of epic proportions

Why do I have these garbage stonks like MSFT and AMZN. Should've just played it safe with CRWV and OKLO

I'm starting to think selling ASML and TSM for AMZN and MSFT a few days ago wasn't the genius move I had intended.

MSFT is such a garbage ticker

buying meta msft amazon before earnings was the worst thing ive done

COME ON MSFT GOD DAMNIT

I’m unhappy with Msft today

MSFT is making me soft.

MSFT looked the same before that red move

MSFT looking for oil

MSFT HOOD TSM GOOG - but im an idiot so idk man