MSFT

MSFT stock looking for those dead rich-folk in that little submarine

It has now been, what, three straight quarters MSFT beating expectations with record breaking quarters and also three straight quarters of stock price decline. Efficient market my ass.

Why is MSFT now just crashing out hard?

I'm up 8% on Meta. Bad news? I'm down -8% on MSFT

Imagine if they announced Outlook search was fixed and it would no longer gaslight you with emails that appear sent until you see them in drafts the next day. MSFT +20%

MSFT, got dammit!

WOW wth happen to msft

Look at the MSFT chart. It’s getting spammed down when it hits 481.60. Something weird going on.

what is happening on the msft call?

Oh lordy MSFT..what the fuck happen to you?

Did MSFT say AI slop again

oof. Was chatting with a friend earlier and he bought both META and MSFT to play ER's. Pretty sure he just washed himself

hoping on samsung and sk hynix earnings call to deliver a boost but I am assuming msft will drag the nasdaq with all openai partners

Uhh MSFt off cliff now

MSFT call is terrible

MSFT is a giant turd

msft could drop another 50 and still be overvalued calls will (sadly) finance altman

msft call is horrible

The swings on MSFT are wild. I feel like I am watching a boxing match between bol and ber

Not understanding why MSFT is going down on such a great quarter

TSLA down but MSFT on the way up. Thats the way it should be 😤

Msft and Tesla gonna trade positions

TSLA and MSFT better not drag META down with it before open tomorrow!

How was Msft guidance?

Msft being down is the only reason we have blown through the highs yet. We’re blowing through the highs tomorrow

MSFT is the next META 🤣

so msft falls from more than doubled capex, but meta doesnt lol

TSLA and MSFT might fuck META gains tomorrow. Terrible earnings call

MSFT is up 4.7% from a year ago today. This CapEx shit better be worth it

on track to give back weekly earnings with earnings plays no more (ty msft)

My msft calls just got gaped

I will boycott msft products if it doesn't open at 500

MSFT: We are spending insane amounts of money chasing AI Markets: wow such mismanagement, dumping all my holdings META: We are making more money than ever and plan on blowing all of it chasing AI Markets: wow such amazing results please take all of my money for more of your stock

BAG 3: MSFT, AMZN, TSLA NVDA, GOOG, AAPL and META are doing ok

Remove shitty MSFT from the NASDAQ - send its ass back to the NYSE Single-handedly shitting on my QQQ Calls

MSFT CEO sounds like an AI robot

msft has to be removed from the mag7 zuck >>>>Nadella

MSFT late to conference call.

Yes, I will sacrifice my msft position for meta and google. Thanks

Cmon msft raise guidance by 1000%

Short TSLA and META, long MSFT. And long WHR. I shit you not

Pooping rn thinking about why I bought MSFT

gotta love how as long as TSLA has *anything* positive about earnings, it goes up meanwhile other places need to ass-blast everything in order to not drop MSFT slight softening in cloud growth, but beat on everything, -5% TSLA revenue miss? Doesn't matter because EPS beat, +5%

If you invested in MSFT in 1935 you are now negative on the investment.

MSFT is 6% of SPY, so that might have something to do with it.

Msft

MSFT ruined my mood 😤

Cope harder for those MSFT calls LMAO🤌

If msft raises guidence during call, tomorrow going to be green as fuk

TSLA investors realize their child is Special Needs and try to reward them for small victories like not eating paste. Meanwhile MSFT investors scowl at their child for only finishing second in a national math contest.