MSFT

So basically MSFT is at 2020 prices based on the USD depreciation

https://preview.redd.it/v001geqhn6gg1.jpeg?width=1439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f062dae0e954b91b2dfe2e9acd70ebb7dded21bd If you look closely, you can see exactly when MSFT earnings were released

MSFT should rebound tomorrow from this dip

ofc i got msft calls and tsla puts only shiny rocks can save me now

Very happy with my meta call and msft puts. I may even break even this week

MSFT below 450 is a gift

buying a gold mimer in a state run by an african military junta > msft

Dollar down -10% this year so if you bought MSFT a year ago… you’re not up 3 but down 7% LOL

Are we gonna get the death cross on msft

Take MSFT and NVDA out of MAG7 and replace them with SNDK and GLD

#MSFT: "We made $100 billion in profits last year" #Market: "Yeah but do you have hype and empty promises like Elon?" #LMAO🤌

how tf is SPY down when everyone has posted beats. wtf MSFT

MSFT about to repeat the dead decade of now growth. Satya getting overzealous on AI and still can’t beat on Azure. Lmao is it over? Has cloud computing finally peaked?? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!

Calls on MU, SNDK, MSFT, AMZN, GOOGL. FUCK ALL THE BEARS

Watch nance dump her $50M sale of Apple stock into msft calls.

MSFT gonna follow META behavior over the past 2 months. Don’t miss the opportunity

Fuck it.. MSFT shares at 450 for a bounce

I would not touch msft

MSFT calls at open, right?

NBIS getting the sympathy kick in the balls thanks to MSFT.  

Congrats to meta call holders i had msft🥲

So why did msft die again?

Wonder which stock will have juicier post earnings movement afterthe IV crush tomorrow: TSLA, MSFT, or META?

wasnt msft earnings good

cmon MSFT do sumn (good)

Msft haven’t seen these lows since… last week

Now imagine meta fades by open and msft recovers by open 😈

Just bought 200 shares of MSFT here. Hoping for some recovery and sell pre market. I guess we will see.

Am i retarded y r ppl spamming abt a crash, only MSFT is down and SPY is flat

Msft can lick my fucking balls

MSFT down -10% at open at this rate. It's just money

What has MSFT even done besides make progressively shittier versions of Windows and Xbox, which doesn't even sell half as well as Playstation? Send it to 0

When’s the msft bleeding going to stop?!?!

MSFT is only up 2% from a year ago today. I think loading MSFT leaps next month after all banks adjust price target. The amount of CapEx being spent is going to translate into huge profits, otherwise all the execs are gone by Christmas.

META +7% MSFT -7% Perfect equilibrium

I somehow caught the MSFT and got out with like $900 on the first bounce… thank the Lord

Fuck my life fuck you msft

I'd rather own MSFT than POS Meta or Tesla

MSFT keeps drilling, WTF?

Oh god MSFT keeps dying lol

Buy MSFT dip or hell nah?

Alright MSFT, see you at $400

MSFT is dragging the market down.... 🤨🤨 Fkn garbage

K guys, when UNH, MSFT and HOOD calls?

META 🤝 MSFT Going in way too early on half baked ai ideas 

I am playing via stocks on MSFT during their earnings call cause it looks like a straight shit show. Need some spice in my life.

Msft is a butthole man and I’m super depressed and probably gunna buy a cat and not feed it

Msft fked me hard again

Yesterday Reddit made the loser board which I own. Today MSFT made the loser board which I own. What's next

I FEEL BAD FOR ANYONE WHO HELD MSFT CALLS THROUGH EARNINGS