META

META and MSFT have one thing in common. They both need companies like NBIS and CRWV. Data center stocks to the moon 🚀

Me talking to my Meta shares (to the tune of "Ride the Bus with Us"): Go the fuck back up. Hey! Go the fuck back up!

I long META and MSFT. META $650 tomorrow. MSFT will drop a little to ensure my calls become zero as well. But the real problem is I also short GOOGL. A lot of OTM puts at $200! GOOGL needs to go back to $250 asap tomorrow or I am cooked.

msft or meta leaps tmrw?

Market's healing. Meta down, CVNA down. Now AAPL amd TSLA need to correct

NFLX, META, TSLA, MSFT, AAPL, AMZN, COST is the PAT7

""There's a range of timelines for when people think that we're going to get superintelligence," CEO Mark Zuckerberg said on a conference call with analysts. "I think that it's the right strategy to aggressively front load building capacity, so that way we're prepared for the most optimistic cases." If superintelligence takes longer than expected, then Meta will use the extra compute to accelerate its core business, and in the worst case, the company would slow building new infrastructure for some periods, he said." LOL there's no superintelligence coming

My calls are cooked for Meta and microsoft 💩

Mooning if compared to meta, yeah I guess it is

Meta is now part of the pathetic 7

Google will be strong for both Microsoft and Meta, tomorrow is another green day, this is gonna be it, tomorrow when Amazon and Reddit stock skyrocket on earnings, the market will have the ultimate green boner, it will be glorious, the promised day, every tech stock will announce, the BIG deal, which will create an AI infrastructure for every American company, a modern day internet of sorts, and every stock, big and small will rise 20% on the day, all puts will expire worthless or be decreased by 90%

Betting Meta to pullback to $750+ in a week

Those one-time tax-related charges are a doozy, but is just a one time thing. Meta a bargain in AH rn.

we may look back on META getting punished for huge AI capex as the first sign of bubble collapse. i'll keep bullishly trading AI everything until things actually turn, but this is not a great sign

RIP META

META

Meta going from 90 to 800 is one of the most ridiculous things I've ever seen

Red tomorrow confirmed, with meta and msft. Google can’t really pull alone

OMFG META WTF WHO HAD PUTS

Hey MSFT and META, you’re fucking with my AMZN

Bought 15k of meta before earnings, had no idea they had to pay trump 14 billion lol

Xi dumped his META positions as a show of force

Going 25% of port into 2x META. Step into the Lamboverse

Fuck the thots it’s impossible to own a business in 2025 without advertising on meta

i mean -10% meta is hugly oversold, big oppertunity

Is buying meta a good idea

The goal is to find an effective way to work multiple jobs and buy 3-month calls on any big tech pullback. META please go back to $89 so that I can load up calls.

META dip buying opportunity. Highest reported revenue ever

Can I get meta to price match my shares?

Zuckerberg should invite Altman to a romantic dinner tonight, give him 10% of META and a blowjob under the table. Announce a partnership before market open. Will wipe all losses instantly. META opens at $800 tomorrow.

Don’t see meta falling below $675 without the rest of the market tanking too.

Wow meta dying wtff

Zuck is wild. Everything is calculated. Tomorrow he will announce they cured Cancer and meta will pop to 2k.

Microsoft, Google, Meta.... Why is no one talking about Netflix? (There's nothing to talk about, just wanna see who actually looks)

BREAKING NEWS: meta renamed to beta

Just bought 20k of Meta for 688, for the insta thots ❤️

Somebody’s being a dick about META 690

198 here. GOOG is the savior of my share portfolio. Meta represents 1/6th of GOOG by cost basis for me. I might buy the dip some but it's no Google 

I don't think Elon is gonna use a billion to pump metA

Nah. META sucks. Zuck is choking with AI. Metaverse was a flop. Facebook and insta are just bot landfills. Their user info is too noisy and so hard to train LLMs on. They need to innovate more than a ray bans collab or they gonna drop more

Will this META dip be bought like TSLA

without that tax nonsense meta was a beat right? Long dated calls gotta be the play

Can someone buy all the META shares in AH so I can sell Thanks

Yeah I’m calling it now META is 800+ in a month. Big money knows this earnings was a free dip from a tax write off that sets up blow outs for future growth. Zuck had nothing but good things to say moving forward, this is free money.

META dip always worth buying don’t ever cuck the zuck

Remember what META fell like 75% to $90

$META

Meta. It has like a billion users. There's value their beyond AI Capex and ROI.

How about META?? Sometimes the vibe is off is the only explanation the market needs to say fuck your calls

Meta bag holder or Meat bag holder? Which one will you pick 🧐