META

200k on margin LEAPS nvda, pltr, goog, Meta, lly, spy  Hoping to upgrade to a Cardboard Box Pro subscription after nvda earnings boyz

They want to be like meta

Except for meta. Meta has been in a downward spiral since earnings. They love to trap people in the stock. After earnings they probably got a lot of people who bought over 700.

The Magnificent 7 are no longer Magnificent Apple, Amazon, Microsoft, Meta, Tesla, Nvidia, and Google Even the last two have done jack shit in the past 4 months

Wtf kind of scam is AMD running They're basically giving away 20% of their business away to OpenAI (10%) & Meta (10%) and the **stock proceeds will be used to buy chips for free**

Coreweave is seeking a 8.5 billion loan backed by its deal with META

Gotten out from under every position today except a meta call for Friday… trying to decide to hold it or not but woof this market is tough… 30 trades to be up 2% on the portfolio today

Annoying that you can get bers shilling crap to spook markets. Ghey ber lord going after meta yesterday, now Sandisk by Citren.

think NVDA pumps but sells off by next week like meta and pretty much everyone else did

ZETA, META all the same shit

Meta always underperforming. Wtf is wrong with this stock? Why won't zuck do anything or does he not care if his company burns to the ground?

So meta gives AMD billions in cash, and AMD gives billions in stock to meta?? Is this not a fake transaction scheme.

Hot new Netflix series coming up: 90 Days Theta. It involves your 90 days META calls slowly losing value over three months until expiring at 0. It becomes briefly profitable in the middle of the show to add some tension.

It’s a goal based things you get meta to sucker up to you and spend billions and only if AMD ~3x there stock then they get it

So can someone explain to me how the AMD and meta deal works? As I understand it, AMD gives Meta 10% of their company and billions of dollars in GPUs just to say meta uses their chips? Like how does this make any sense for AMD. Seems like you’d want to book profits by just selling meta the chips and keep 10% of your company but what do I know😂

How is it good that the META is getting 10% of AMD in this regarded deal they’ve just agreed to?

Can GOOGL and META just hold onto some gains

I was going to get META calls but wanted to get a cheaper fill and missed

META going green to give us the next leg up

was this pump just the META / NVDA story? Why are we acting like that is new news

AMD reversal to yesterdays lows b4 end, absolutely no reason to pump +15% premarket, on a 4-5 years deal with poorlet money from META fucking lol

$6B deal with META. Getting fundamentally revalued for its potential role in AI datacenter expansion (fiber optic cables)

LoL Meta is red even though the whole sector is green

META -1% at open today, back to green, and then down again -1% and now about to go green

I buy 5% OTM calls that are 9-12mo out on META, GOOGL, AAPL, and MSFT, and I check my port 5000 times a day

I hate META nothing but red for MONTHS

shouldve full ported TSM instead of META this shit keep going down

META you flaming pile of shit. Oh look green nah better turn that back around.

Meta be doing everything to fuck investors over

bought META calls on top

Man, my entry for META sucked ass 💀

Companies are like MSFT and META are at 2022 bear market valuations when Fed was hiking at the fastest rate in history. If you aren't loading up you hate money.

So happy I got rid of META after last earnings. Fuck this stock.

Amd announces new deal with meta and tanks nvidia then also tanks itself haha

Meta is such a piece of shit holy

They all covered after the meta deal

I had 7 12/27 leap calls $100 strike that I bought at $85. I rolled to $125 strike after they announced their deal with meta. Those $125 leaps are up $20k since I bought them. Leaps are a very good call

So between open ai and meta amd selling chunks of their company to sell their chips lmao. Shows how shit their current product must be vs Nvidia.

Ofc, it’s a scam deal. Meta and AMD will both dump.

Can one of these GPU companies also invest in META so we can get a little pamp going?

So why is META down after this chip deal? They're securing an otherwise limited resource(gpus) to further better their future AI performance. Sure its expensive, but shouldn't this be a bullish event?

Sold my AMD 1 damn day before the meta chip deal😭

I sold my AMD calls and full ported into META on Friday. FML. I'd be up 50k

According to insiders, Meta soon to announce $100B chip deal with "literally anyone who's ever owned a graphics card of any kind". At press time, sources indicate supplemental deals are also in the works expanding their equity offering to include owners of graphing calculators - a known near-anagram to the word "graphics cards".  "If you took trigonometry in high school, or know someone who did, we want to hear from you" said Definite-Human Executive LeaderBot M. ZuckerBorg.  "No one has ever heard of, or uses, our Ai models, but we expect that to change when we give everyone, like, a bajillion dollars" added the BorgBot. "Also does my eye-to-face ratio make me look like a Fish Person? I'm not a Fish Person".  "I'm not even totally water resistant" clarified Borg-O-Tron. "My latest firmware prevents me from going outdoors if even a slight chance of rain is forecast. How could I possibly be a Fish Person?" Shares of Texas Instruments were up 10 percent in premarket. 

META to 600, MSFT to 350, AMZN to 190, GOOGL to 300

Needed this amd meta partnership lets go. My port has been terrible recently

Calls on meta. They get 10% of the company of AMD when it hits 600 share price. Open Ai also gets a piece of AMD if they hit $600. So two multitrillion dollar companies need AMD to hit $600. Sure… puts buddy