META

Full port META calls. If they print I’ll name my son Zuck

Never thought GLD and GDX would be saving my port from META but here we are

meta VVV

If you think I won’t hold these meta calls into the fucking dirt you’re right I’ll definitely sell it if I get down 20%.

Interesting that we may not have seen the high or low of the day yet on SPY or QQQ. If we just theta from here that’s an acceptable lil pullback. Picked up META calls and more QQQ calls. If we make a new low of the day before 3 I’ll buy more. If we dump at close I’ll shit my pants.

MSFT will absolutely be fine. Meta will take a little while to find its footing because the street is realizing he is way over spending for talent.

# META GETTING SLAUGHTERED. (MY BIGGEST POSITION) # EVERYONE GETS CHEERED UP FOR SPENDING AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE ON AI INFRASTRUCTURE BUILD OUT - MARK DOES THE SAME AND GETS WRECKED. # FUCK YOU

You got 10 bagger on meta? Proof or ban plz

Meta is so fucking oversold it’s crazy

Come on META back to the sky!

Beariest bear in hibernation checking in, I’m in META. Not skipping May prices and this P/E.

So you tell me that Meta fell almost a hundred just because they paid taxes? Wtf is wrong with you idiots

Anyone know if those meta glasses have a setting to make red look green?

Bought meta weekly calls at open. Not even a scam pump just slow bleed

Meta just straight getting a jailhouse ass pounding

Bought five shares of meta. 660 seemed like a nice bottom. Looks like I might like 650 or even 640. You are welcome.

Pls Amazon puts give me a ten bagger like meta

Would be so nice see meta at 700 today 😭

Does RDDT do what META did ?

The reason meta is seeing so much red is simple This is the only way the institutional investors can send a message to my boy Zuck since he owns 60% of the votes Basically the message is: Don't set our profits on fire Do buy backs do dividends Stop hiring your buddies for $100 mil Stop doing so many drugs Will he listen? Of course he will. He loves his valuation more than money.

really meta

META having bloody diarrhea all over my poor indexes. I can't wait til Monday when the hedgies exhaust themselves and forget all about it and send it right back to 750+. Then we can finally go back to normal

Man I fell for all the regards spamming META 830 tomorrow, META 1000 EOY. 🥲🥲

Meta just became a high risk high reward play. I’m in, again

I fucking did it. Both puts on Meta and immediately stopped the bleeding and lost 60% within the minutes

Posting this before I’m banned for a week but meta 700 just feels like a no brainer here See y’all in a week!

Yo Ray-Ban Meta glasses will save this guy's don't panic.

How regarded is it to buy more META calls hoping the next week or two offsets the loss on my existing META bag? Well, it's what I did.

# imagine selling your meta shares now

If you're not buying the META dip you're literally insane. That's a 6-month wipeout

Let’s see if my order for META LEAPS hits

Bought some more META leaps & stock. I am either retiring a few years early or a few years late....

META GETTING ITS ASS RAW BTFO

700 dollar eoy meta calls gonna print

Was META this red in April?

First time buying $META….here we go

META forward PE 22 GOOGL forward PE 26 MSFT Forward PE 28.5 AMZN forward PE 30 NVDA forward PE 31 AAPL forward PE 33 NFLX forward PE 34 AMD forward PE 41 TSLA forward PE 195

Hey, just woke up. Is my META call printing today

Meta leaps

looking forward to the META put gains posts

Entered META calls at 655

META just hasn't said AI enough times in their call. Just release a 600 word Press Briefer that just says "AI" 600 times. Boom, ATH.

If META hits $600 you gotta throw the farm at it haha

I still remember the fall of meta to 80 The headlines were awful They said it's the end of the company It was not. Meta prints money because it provides its users with the thing that they can find only on its platform Imaginary friends

So META pays taxes = -13%? Got it

If you aren’t in on this meta dip the short bus will be outside tomorrow morning to take you to kindergarten

At this point it’s only algo stop loss harvesting META lol

I think companies who build out their own AI and lease it out will be green. They charge fantasy numbers and people buy.  Those having to BUY AI resources gonna be red. They have been throwing money at it to not be left behind and are not getting the revenue promised. Meta is a great example. 

META back to $500?