META

!banbet Meta 720 3w

Fk it I’ll sell my meta shares that I bought for a loss before earnings to buy leap calls instead at open

so meta 700c 0dtes is the 10x play that we grabbing at open

My girlfriend asked what I want for Christmas, what should I tell her besides Meta shares?

meta leaps?

I sold half of my NBIS at 119 this morning and bought META at 658. Kinda regret it now. If NBIS dips around 120 again, should I swap META for it?

Meta going back 10% next week or am I gay

When do yall suppose I should buy META calls? Is it too soon?

4 years ago today I told a girl how I felt about her and she laughed in my face. Today I put 101k into META. It does get better

I sure do hope the META can fill the hole in my heart, lest I fill it with alcohol

Im kind of worried that everyone including myself is full porting META in this sub

ORCL and META are borrowing tens of billions to fund these data center buildouts... IF the AI bubble does collapse, those 2 will be the ones that take it the hardest (other than Open AI of course). MSFT, AMZN, and GOOGL are funding most of this through their cloud cashflows; that's the huge difference. Those 3 will be relatively insulated because they can always just pull back on the spending though you'd expect stock corrections in any AI bust scenario (i.e. some multiple contraction). But ORCL and META are literally betting their companies on AI without the requisite business model for it, and that's where they have a lot more exposure. The downside is far greater for those two if this doesn't work out...

I heard the spookiest halloween costume is meta

META opens in 680s & touches 690

I guarantee your friends stock portfolios are not what is holding up NVDA GOOG or meta

they subsidize them to be DAUs on META to stats pad the ad impressions and pump the stock

Many of my tech bros are stock millionaires being balls deep in NVDA, GOOG, META. Yet they dress like they’re poor and DCA every cent of their disposable 6 figure income. They have no mortgage and low spending habit. As long as they don’t sell, tech stocks are forever strong.

When Meta returning to $700?

Meta calls tmw??

the people posting their meta yolos on the frontpage, what do you think will happen? do you think the wsb army will join you and make you a fortune? or more likely MMs and algos will enjoy destroying your wealth out of shear sadistic thrill

people will clown me but Meta could be a brilliant short. Zuck is going on a religious tech bro journey to discover AGI and he is going to burn every last penny of your capital to do it, Meta shareholders. You'll either ride with him to Valhalla or to the deepest depths of the metaverse

Selling META when it’s 6000$ a share. Easiest 10x Ever.

Meta going to 800 EOY

Amazon blessing me with a k. Tyyy after hours. I’m tryna look at meta cuz maybe it rebounds this. I’m open to other stocks. I believe in the jewish Zuck. 

Lost 2k today on meta. Let’s regrouo

#META Pumping ladies & gents

looks like wsb bought the meta dip. let the shitshow begin

Worth buying Meta leap for $10k on margin tomorrow ?

Hope Tesla and meta pumps tomorrow.

BIG TECH Forward PE: Apple $AAPL: 35 PE Nvidia $NVDA: 34PE Microsoft $MSFT: 34 PE Amazon $AMZN: 33 PE Alphabet $GOOGL: 29 PE Meta $META: 23 PE

Been waiting a long time for this 10%+ META dip. What a gift.

Meta 700 tomorrow plz

Finally unbanned and down 12k :(. Meta and microsoft fucked me over. I sold my amzn calls to port into Meta and Microsoft and it fucked me up, deep hard and continously

WTF .... Meta went from Short Sale Restriction to +1.8%? Why the f*k does puts even exist?? Oh wait ... so that I can sell them to dumb bers :)

Might just buy a few META shares, that shit will be back to $750 in no time, overblown reaction.

Meta you teasing me

Where does Meta open in the morning?

#congrats all meta dip buyers

Meta pumping so much

Holy shit we may actually get an island reversal on Meta. This market is EL RETARDO 🫡

How long until meta reaches back to 750 realistically?

META stop all this foreplay and PUT IT IN

Meta calls

You know Zuck has this dream of seeing Meta at 1000 a share; then he can make some stupid plaque Then we’ll get that four for one split

I have 20k to spend right at open what calls do I buy? META or UNH?

meta melting up

Imagine the retards in like 4 months when meta is 900+ and they think it’s run is over.

Meta: “What is my purpose?” Reality: “You tell the public you’re increasing capex 4 times a year on products that an ever shrinking pool of no one wants.” Meta: “Oh god”

!banbet META 690 4d