META

I told you META puts 🤑

I almost bought META before the dump lol

That Meta miss is rough

think you meant META

Meta going to V

meta taking billions of alphabet market cap

Holy shit META lmaoo

Google really fading off of Meta and MSFT.

MSFT and META falling off the climb like Fiserv

wtf meta has crazy earnings why the dump

Good, eff META, ya beta.

Meta green by morning

I think investors might be beginning to adjust to what they are willing to pay for growth. META had a solid quarter and is expecting a great Q4. Just not enough to justify its current valuation I guess.

Why is META +22% AH????

meta missed by 84%? that cant be right

Congrats to the META put holders!!

Wtf META

held meta from 697 to 755 with just for it to drop back to 697, decided to double down today for earnings, hate my life

The ONE TIME i don’t get meta puts

watch MSFT and META be flat by open and my PUTs worth nothing from IV crush

i randomly sold meta like 15 minutes before earnings just on a random whim i know nothing about trading but maybe i am genius getting downvoted because i am genius

I am now a proud META bagholder

Last time META was sub 700 was in July

wtf meta thats a big miss lmao

OH NOOO, NOW META IS "ONLY" $700 PER SHARE cope you stupid bear lmao

$META | Meta Platforms Q3’25 Earnings Highlights 🔹 Revenue: $51.24B (Est. $49.59B) 🟢; UP +26% YoY 🔹 EPS: $1.05 (Est. $2.29) 🔴; DOWN -83% YoY (includes one-time $15.9B tax charge) 🔹DAP: 3.54B; UP +8% YoY Guidance 🔹 FY25 CapEx: $70B–$72B (Prior: $66B–$72B) 😑 🔹 FY25 Expenses: $116B–$118B (Prior: $114B–$118B) 🔹 FY26 CapEx: Expected to grow notably larger YoY due to AI infrastructure expansion 🔹 FY26 Expenses: To grow significantly faster than 2025 🔹 Q4 Revenue: $56B–$59B (Est. ~$55.3B) 🟢 Segment Highlights 🔹 Family of Apps Revenue: $50.77B (Est. $49.04B) 🟢 🔹 Reality Labs Operating Loss: ($4.43B) (Est. Loss $5.16B) 🟢 🔹 Reality Labs Revenue: Not disclosed; 4Q guide implies YoY decline due to product cycle Operational Metrics 🔹 Excl. tax charge: EPS $7.25; UP +20% YoY 🔹 Operating Income: $20.54B; UP +18% YoY 🔹 Operating Margin: 40% vs. 43% YoY 🔹 Effective Tax Rate: 87% (One-time; would be 14% ex-charge) 🔹 Ad Impressions: UP +14% YoY 🔹 Avg. Price per Ad: UP +10% YoY 🔹 Headcount: 78,450; UP +8% YoY 🔹 CapEx: $19.37B 🔹 Free Cash Flow: $10.62B 🔹 Cash & Equivalents: $44.45B 🔹 Share Repurchases: $3.16B 🔹 Dividends & Equivalents: $1.33B CEO Commentary – Mark Zuckerberg 🔸 “We had a strong quarter for our business and our community.” 🔸 “Meta Superintelligence Labs is off to a great start and we continue to lead the industry in AI glasses.” 🔸 “If we deliver even a fraction of the opportunity ahead, the next few years will be the most exciting period in our history.” CFO Commentary 🔸 Expects strong ad revenue growth in Q4, partially offset by lower Reality Labs revenue. 🔸 Notes aggressive investment in AI infrastructure — both in-house and third-party cloud. 🔸 Warns FY26 CapEx and expenses will accelerate meaningfully due to AI compute and compensation growth. 🔸 Highlights potential regulatory headwinds in EU (Less Personalized Ads) and U.S. youth-related trials in 2026.

I never META stock that didn't let me down.

If META drops 8% or more, why can’t MSTR go for 20+

Meta earnings are baaaaad how is this not down even more

Meta to rename itself as Beta

META got the Brazilian Tax too??🤪😭🤣

Oof Meta

Hmm so google rose throughout the day, and meta and msft did not. Very interesting....

Unfortunately most who own Goog also own META

your input is meaningless lmfao META has crushed the last couple of times, it was probably due to miss eventually

I bought MSFT and Google calls lol, thankfully not meta, fkn cuck zuck though

META EPS of $1 vs $6.67 expected. Down fuckin 85% YoY

Yeaaaaaaaaaah got my dip from meta

Them expensive META calls getting slaughtered damn

Some dude set 4k on fire buying meta calls on X. Ouch dude. I wouldn’t go anywhere near ER on a company with a stock price that high. Premiums are so expensive

Of course I played MSFT and META lol

Looks like the "meta" is red 🥁📀

Traces meta stock which is dumping

META died

Meta and Google are offsetting each other for me

Meta bringing down the whole market. We dumping 

How did meta miss so bad

Welp glad I just went with shares for meta lol

meta will V. watch this shit

I saw a comment here saying MSFT META calls GOOG puts wsb really never misses huh