META

Say that to my meta calls

The META glasses gonna put META to $1,000 … these things are dope for staring at your port and watching META tank

Bye bye META

Give me meta 580 and I load up on leaps

I bought META too early at $667

I sold my META call. You are welcome 🙂‍↕️

META today = when I take too long to put on a condom

The meta calls I bought yesterday expiring April I don’t even feel like holding anymore LOL

Everyone is buying meta right?

Don’t forget, be fearful when others are greedy, and be greedy when others are fearful. Everybody is bitchin about meta, I’m backing up the truck on these dips😭 I have a less than 50k port and meta is about to be 50% of it…

I'm not holding these META calls over the weekend if this shit is not going to move

Why is everyone investing in META when you can 2x leverage it with METU

# YOU WANNA BUY UR KIDS NICE PRESENTS FOR XMAS? SHORT META !!!!!!

Let’s go META

Where’s the META seller $ going because it certainly isn’t AAPL? Exhausting.

Took my Netflix gains and bought Meta calls. 650c/Dec19.

Meta calls to earn back what I lost on overnight aapl puts and things arent looking great folks

Dont give up Meta, do it for the Instagram big booty Latinas

Insane that meta is still down

I’m thinking about selling Meta covered calls to help me make my money back

Meta planning to change it's name to reflect it's priorities towards agi It wil be called MAGI going forward

Meta is getting me fucking mad recover you bitch

META..learn some manners. This is not how you walk

Fuk are we all fucking in META?

Going to be patient here, but buying the meta dip and including calls is looking like a mistake.

I am now long term META investor. Well , at least it is expired on Feb

After buying some meta stocks, it makes me overthink things. Like which is more likely or would happen first, the price going to 550 or the price going back to 750 levels by eoy.

Want to buy Meta leaps but the premiums are fucking asinine

Meta ready to breakout come on you slut.

Half port META calls other half TESLA puts. Follow me for more shitty financial advice

META slaughter

Deleted META apps from my phone to help with mental health, should’ve deleted it from portfolio as well 😂.

META

Where’s the guy talking about full porting meta calls like 5 minutes ago, how’s that going?

I am selling all the meta, watch it blow past 800 soon

What do you guys think of buying a meta call Jan 2028, 800 strike ?

If Meta is still sagging EOD I’m buyin a call or two right?

Just went in on META 100 shares and 2x long dated 700 calls…. 9 months out.

If meta goes below 654 we’re doomed right

I own shares of Meta that are down so I put in a massive call with a limit of $650 so it would start climbing back up and not hit it, the market hates me so I play reverse psychology

Can you crank it to ig hors to pump META please brother?

META with a 22 PE ratio. Not bad

ha ha very funny META, you got me, you can V now

[META rn](https://i.imgur.com/uHvMNgb.jpeg)

My meta calls getting boofed I am to weak for this

Come on meta give me a V

I bought 50 META

# META WILL NEVER BE GREEN AGAIN

Coin and meta