META

Meta?!?

Why Meta fck my Ass after i bought long???? Why Zuckerberg??

META probably going to have to test April lows.

Your meta bags are going to be fine. Don’t be dramatic.

If the market ever turns red, rip my meta bags.

Nah the street doesn’t like META. They have no game plan. Their AI is almost as bad as apples, but they are spending a fortune on it and getting terrible results

HOW IS PLTR MEANT TO CATCH UPTO VALUATIONS IF YOU KEEP MOVING THE GOAL POSTS YOU FUCKS BUT YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH META INSTEAD

Was looking at an entry for Meta, but with the way it keeps bleeding out I reconsidered. I'd rather miss timing the bottom than try to grab a falling knife.

YOU BOUGHT A $META DIP INSTEAD OF $PLTR AT $200+ LMAOOOO

Oh wow meta

Meta calls, this is the bottom

Meta is taking cheeks bro 😭😪

Holy shit PLTR maybe you can save me from my META calls this week

Moves tomorrow are easy. Just lube up for META ass pounding.

i mean yeah but meta was stupid look at goog

cause no one knew how garbage META was

I bought the dip twice on meta today. Zuck doesn’t suck

If the street isn’t liking this meta CAPEX already Just wait for them to start not liking it on the other big boys Might come tumbling down sooner than we think

Weird to think that people buying puts at the bottom of meta dips would be making money on their meta puts, but people buying puts at the top of TSLA pumps would be losing money on their TSLA puts.

Who knew meta puts after dropping 8% was the play

which one of yall fatfingered META just now

META just announced it will automatically follow the official Wendy’s account on any shareholder/call holders instagram accounts to prep you for any new promotions before you start working there!

My bleeding META anus its so bad. Need to go to ER

Anyone see the META glitch? Wtf

>CNN: META INTRODUCES THE METAIVERSE, A NEW VIRTUAL UNIVERSE FOR AI SOCIALIZATION 

If you bought the dip on META this morning, all I can say is that you and I are the same flavor of retard 🤡

Dw they’ll pump meta to 650 by open and do it all again!

Switched from meta calls to puts for 2k gain I'll take it

My META calls are absolutely wrecked

META baggies

Look son! Meta is falling, wish for something!

Already down 2k on meta April calls Not even a fucking sign of a rebound

Yeah Meta is fucked

Meta about to gap fill may. I'm all here for it tbh will pick some up at 600

META going $500

META call holders are gonna be in for a surprise when they realize Cap Ex next year is going to be even bigger than $70b. The bleeding ain't gonna stop for a while.

Buying sacrificial puts on META, and you should too. MMs need to see retail loading puts for this to reverse. Dont sell your calls. Just buy puts.

Yk im starting to think MAYBE I shouldn’t have bought META calls this soon. Js a thought

Meta died $550 eow

Well, I doubled my money on Spx and Meta puts today.  Now what to do with my $20....

META changed name again to Spirit Halloween?

Holy shit meta can’t see a Green Day

fuck META

Buying sacrificial puts on META, and you should too. MMs need to see retail loading puts for this to reverse. Dont sell your calls. Just buy puts.

Thought I was catching the falling META knife. Ended up getting stabbed in the fkn eyeball

Down -103k on META thank you so much Zuck you are the best bro

META was really at 660 at one point today.

meta free falling lol at 637 rn

Sold META today’s top and rebought at 645 🤡

Funny thing is, if meta stops spending now then it’ll tank anymore for losing the AI race LOL Market has no consistencies