META

As much as I hate Zuckerberg and his asslicking behavior, META has 4 billion users of its various platforms. That’s more than half of humanity. And to see these bitch ass miserable talking heads say “The real problem with META is…” is fucking hilarious.

Meta is back to its May 10th-May 13th value. This is a dead cat bounce. She's gonna erase 1-2 years of growth in the next month :/

I see so many Jan 2026 calls for META. Am I the regard for going to Jan 2027 for the same strike?

I bought meta calls when everyone gave up on it earlier this week and it proceeded to roll over and die some more

META GANG MEMBER CHECKING IN

Was down 2.5k on OKLO and exited clean today after weeks. Hoping for the same on META next week. Getting trashed on that one.

My trading strategy this week was literally do the opposite of wsb sentiment: * I held puts all week while everyone else was still ultra bullish * I bought SPY calls this morning when everyone else was ultra bearish * I bough META calls this morning after everyone else had given up on the stock

my meta jan 750 2026 calls are going green. now im only down 5k

META about to rip next week

Meta!!!

Meta leaps at 1pm was a good move. Cocksuckers who downvoted can fuck off.

I still can't believe meta went from 750 to 600 in one week

-15k to +10k on meta calls bought yesterday. Just doubled down all day long. Wild ride

So proud of you META for not dropping below 600

Today we observed the bottom of meta, this train has left the station

i heard a rumor meta is about to announce immortality

Just full ported into meta at 618  and uber at 91, how regarded am i

how long before META recovers and people are angry they missed this opportunity

Fuck it, I’m buying META and AAPL calls

Never seen anything more oversold than meta

All I want for Christmas is META $750 again!

META 615 were like 30 cents and hour ago, now +$5.00 lol

My Meta shares are green. I didn't think it did that

BREAKING: META & OnlyFans to collab on new streaming service - actress& big natural advocate Sydney Sweeney to lead ad campaign

My meta calls went from -72% to -56%. Bears are fucked I’m sorry guys

How the fuck is meta ending the day in green? Good Lord, make a wish!

meta is green???? is it the end of the world?

Meta to $695 soon

META IS GREEN LMAO

Black Friday Deals Going Fast: 15% off NVDA, AMD, AVGO 25% off META BOGO: BYND

The biggest of the squeezes happening right now in META.

META rout is over. 700 next week.

Someone somewhere: Sorry kids, daddy gambled the house on META calls at $750, looks like you won’t be getting any presents this year and we are moving into a homeless shelter. Say hello to mommy and Greg for me.

Regards calling for META under 600 are the only reason why this shit will hit 800 lol

YTD Meta 4,6% Tesla 6.4% Apple 7,1% Amazon 9,7% Microsoft 17,4% Nasdaq 17.9% NVIDIA 37,2% Google 45,8% Meta good entrance?

did anyone else buy META dip or am i regard

My portfolio is only RDDT and POET and META calls Lambo or nothing

People chasing Meta Puts....it's over... People chasing Meta calls...be cautious...it can be choppy till a big announcement

Imagine not buying META dip

All the way up from here Meta, see you at 900 after next earning

META is just taking a breather on the RSI. It needs all the energy to climb up the mountain and commit seppuku.

Meta committing to spend half their market cap now 🤣 about to fall hard after this initial reaction

Meta To Spend $600 Billion In US On Al, Aims For 'Personal Superintelligence' For Everyone What the fuck is tnis, they did not learn a thing. $600 billion from where do they get it.. Ok.ok. From OpenAi

Meta To Spend $600 Billion In US On Al, Aims For 'Personal Superintelligence' For Everyone What the fuck is tnis, they did not learn a thing. $600 billion from where do they get it.. Ok.ok. From OpenAi

Ballz deep in META my friends

if you aren't buying a dip on META aka FAANG stock, then what are you even doing on stock market?

Life was better when meta was $750

If you bought Meta at $602, congrats. Enjoy the gains to come

META 1.5 trillion market cap, \~60 billion net profit in 2025(\~76 excluding one time tax charge that will reduce tax later on) TSLA 1.4 trillion market cap, \~4 billion net profit in 2025

Felt like just yesterday people were saying how 700$ for meta was a good entry point