META

Decide to buy a meta call and immediate it came down LOL

Just sold META puts for 300 dollars LOSS and 10 seconds later I would've been UP 400$ LMAO talking about bad timing

I’m sitting here getting pissed off trying to swing qqq and all I had to do was buy meta calls? It was that easy?

Meta looking insane

META MOON SHOT

HOLY META PRINTING

Holy shit META

If msft could join meta in mooning I’d be pretty happy

Called it and obviously didn’t buy calls. META plus 3%

Omfg is anyone seeing these meta candles

GOOD LORD what is meta doing and where did that come from

Meta ODE calls are 1200% baggers

META 90+ rsi 😂

Fucking knew META would run 3% since i wasn’t in calls.

meta and avgo mmmmm

Welcome to the party meta

I've had META 0dte calls but I sold them all before 11. FML

MY META LEAPS ARE SAVED

go go META

send META to 900

I swear to god it’s like they know exactly where my breakeven on meta is and keep edging it there

God dam META

really goog?! you gunna let META beat you?! you got this! remember who you are !

Meta about to have a 3% plus day isn’t it

Damn and I almost bought META calls when it was red too.

#RDDT to 220, MU to 500, AMD to 300, META to 800

im scared by getting zucked by meta calls

Meta behaving like this during a midterm year is stupid The ads and propaganda is gonna make insane money

RDDT what a piece of shit stock. RDDT and META trade together, RDDT isn’t going anywhere until META goes above 700

NVDA finally has a day it flies but dogshit Apple, Google, and Meta all have to go bankrupt at the same time so now SPY can’t just skyrocket with NVDA If I was Jensen I’d be mad

Meta huge V incoming

suddenly? MSFT and META been shitting themselves for months now lmao

Meta you fucking piece of shit HOW DO YOU REVERSE

Fucking Apple, Meta and Google are ruining SPY and wasting this move by NVDA fuck them

Goog, Msft, amzn, meta are suddenly the trash stocks of the market

Let’s go meta x NVDA

I need a Jesus moment for my META $750 call 🤡🤡

Holy shit I can’t even express how bad the tech job market is for undergrads rn. This recruiting event had over 100 employers, including Meta, in 2022-2023. Never seen less than 80-90. There are 24 companies coming this Thursday. Edit: engineers doing comparatively ok, around 70 employers at their fair

MSFT used to be fairly valued. Now market is shoving free money in your face. META and GOOGL, despite their already great performance are still great buys.

5 year performance AMZN +25% MSFT +67% AAPL +107% META +152% GOOGL +240%

META gonna rip this week. 785 EOW

EU issues warning to meta over whatsapp --bloomberg

NVIDIA/MSFT/META puts are the play 

I’m so tired of this AI bullshit. Ai this AI that, your job will be taken by AI. DATA CENTERS! New Claude model dropped to replace toddlers with AI. Gemini 5.5 dropping next week! AGI is right around the corner. We need more memory! Inference is a must, we need more power. Nuclear DATA CENTER, construction. AI AI AI. Power and compute, open AI GPU, NVDA is national security, Google TPU for AI management over Meta Agents.  Literally fuck all of this. Life was fine in 2013

I made 7k with meta on earnings and then blew it all with a stupid play😂😂😂😂

GO META with the commercial!

what's wrong with exit liquidity btw, people screaming cuz they don't want to buy the top but the dip and now is exactly the time that there's ton of tech on sale for "cheap" just buy your favourite stonk at a discount and chill, MSFT -27%, META AMZN AVGO AMD -20%, PLTR -35%, NFLX -40% ... MU and GOOGL are about 10% from ATH if you don't want to buy the dip, defensive/energy have already run up 15% in the month of january and they are ATH (fucking KO went +17% in 1month LMAO)

Dude I’m a bartender and I’m pulling chicks that work at apple and meta. Confidence goes a long way

Meta without question.

The Magnificent 7 are no longer Magnificent Microsoft, Amazon, Apple, and Tesla have all disappointed investors over the past several quarters Meta is on the fence after the last earnings call Nvidia & Google are the only truly magnificent