META

Wife is watching CNN and they can't stop talking about a vague email that mentions mango. Wtf? I wanna know why I'm down 80% on my meta calls.

UNH gains offsetting me absolutely getting rinsed by META

#Meta is going bankrupt at this rate LMAO🤌

Why Meta V micro penis size?

Nividia , biggest piece of shit stock. It’s the new META we are all cooked

Meta has me shook ngl

Thought I was buying generational dip on Meta 🤡

My girl doesn’t want to fuck but that’s ok cuz meta is fucking me every day

Friends don't let friends buy meta calls

!banbet META 680 20d

BUY META. EVERYONE PUMP META NOW.

MARK ZUCKERBERG. SAVE MY META CALLS AND MY LIFE IS YOURS.

meta is actually such a fuck LOL, everyday I go to sleep happy and I wake up to someone murdering my portfolio

Some of you are like, "I'll buy meta when it hits 300" the way people were like "I'll buy googl when it hits 100" earlier this year, and I think what you mean is that you're just not going to buy it at all

Damn, meta dip buyers in purgatory.

So kind of you guys to buy the meta dip. Pumping my bags. Thank you!!!

At this point the higher META goes, the better the entry for puts... No doubt it will re-test 600 support.

some of y'all bought meta calls after the dip, you truly belong here LMAO

$META bagholders punching the air rn

META testing everyone's patience. We will all come out a better person after this mental challenge...won't we

who here is in nbis and meta lmao

I can’t wait for all the memes when meta is back to 800 >!might be in 2035 though!<

Find yourself a girl who will constantly go down on you like meta does

META is getting taken out behind a woodshed because Zuck still is unable to make a successful product without copying (or buying) another company. The market is penalizing META because they probably won’t be able to monetize whatever AI bs they’re working on.

Imagine if META is green before market closes

Do we know what on earth is happening every day now? Just a neverending sector rotation after spooooooky META spent money or whatever?

Another day getting fked by META cuck

The name of the company, Meta International. It is a cutting edge AI high-tech firm out of California, awaiting imminent AI patent approval on the next generation of AI radar detectors that have both huge military and civilian applications. Now, right now, John, the stock trades over-the-counter at 10 cents a share. And by the way, John, our analysts indicate it could go a heck of a lot higher than that. Your profit on a mere $6,000 investment could be upwards of $60,000!

Ok I KNOW a bunch of wallstreetbets degens bought a ton of META calls in the 650-700c range and RDDT calls above the 250c range. Please post loss porn and at least harvest some karma!

I got a feeling NVDA will do what META is doing post earnings. It’ll all get to 198-220 before then though

Today's dip kinda sucks because all my portfolio losers are MAG 7s and with the exception of META, I'm as exposed as I'd like to them but I need META to lose it's support over 600 and do some real dippin' before I DCA so I'm just sittin' here holding my pud while the soon to be ex-GF sends me passive aggressive texts from the comfort of my fucking house.

"fuck meta bagholders" is such a wild thing to say when MSFT, GOOG, and THE WHOLE STOCKMARKET is also down the same percent... It's not META problem. It's a USA stockmarket problem...

Meta calls

Meta you piece of shit. I’ll never stop hating you

Die faster META 😵

$MSFT you are a colossal piece of shit. Holy fuck. I have no clue what's going on. I may as well join the $META baggy club.

META would not be building if they were not positive. A bunch of retarded traders are WRONG

Is meta about to save the market? 😂

NOW I'm gonna grab some meta leaps. It can't possibly go below 610, right? RIGHT!?

Doubled down on meta today at 608. This ain't seeing 590s.

META bagholders rise up 🤡✋

Who would have thought that owning Meta shares would feel the same as owning fake meat shares.

Meta cooking me alive

RIP all meta bag holders

# when META goes down to 450 I am gonna buy leaps

META: “Oh you thought this was the bottom? Hold my beer”

If META isn’t a cloud service provider then how exactly are they going to generate actual revenue from this buildout?

Yesterday I sold my meta leaps for a loss to buy nvda leaps. Still fked but less fked

HELP! The META dip keeps dipping....

Switched my meta to nbis, wish me luck