META

META is gay But not as gay as u

(Hiding under my bed and periodically asking my wife to tell me the META price)

Meta dip buyers it’s ok, at least we didn’t buy at 750, right ? 🫶

META can be saved with the introduction of Metaverse 2.0: Now With Porn

I knew I should have bought meta calls when I saw some retard in here saying he shorted it

Chad Enron vs Virgin Zuck. TSLA at 130 PE is a buy. META at 24 PE is a sell.

I'll be honest, I knew meta was a risk but I guess I just didn't expect to lose all of it immediately either.

I just... just cant not buy Meta.. Gosh damn

Based off of my ability to read charts I see Meta closing under $610 today. 🤦‍♂️

Why I always pick the wrong 💩 -> Meta

If the trade seems easy, there is a good chance you’re about to get sexual violated. I’m talking about you META call buyers!!! 🤷‍♂️

I only wish Michael Burry bought META puts.

META.... Why should I V.... fuck you!

you shouldn't ask "is META down today?" you should ask "how much?"

Now that everyone is loading on META puts or closing their calls....we may finally see a positive action

wtf meta you pos

Switching from meta calls to puts Enjoy the green I died for your tendies

Planning my future around which zaibatsu I’ll swear allegiance to. Not Meta lol

Meta lol. Absolute cooked.

Only if I had bought NFLX calls instead of the META calls. Ah, well. Reasoning was NFLX RSI wasn't low enough.

Did Meta kill somebody?

Oh no META. Fuuuccckkk...

Meta u got room to fall

META and NBIS bagholder, ask me anything

Is the META selloff just a sentiment shift on the AI story and capex? Bears are winning but it seems oversold based on financials. But what do I know, I’m a bag holder

is the bitch meta

spy would be at all time high rn if not for meta

Dare I position my parent's retirement funds into some META LEAPS?

That’s fucked up META

I BOUGHT META AT THE LITERAL TOP TO THE FUCKING PENNY WHAT THE FUCK

Meta and their ugly goggles lol

Guys, I dropped 20k into META calls Something something bull fuk

Is META DEAD?

WTF meta!

No fair. It should be Tesla drilling to the centre of the earth, not META. Meta has a path to revenue. Tesla has hopium and farts

it’s not a loss until you sell, so i will continue holding meta while it hemorrhages 2% a day and eventually hits zero 🤡 <- me

Mark wants META low so he can do a buyback and pay the RSUs

Get rid of NBIS jump on META LEAPS.

What's stopping us from dumping our META calls and jumping into SNDK ones? Damn thing pumps every day

If meta goes up $50 I’ll break even lmao

Meta to change company name to Over-Invest Computing Universe Network Technology as it doubles down on the SpendVerse #New ticker OI CUNT

Meta is way over sold

Damn fuck you META 😭

Do you think if Zuck comes out and says something, META will pump? I think it will dump lower.

Still tempted to average down on META, I guess I'm into BDSM

What’s with Meta such a shit stock lol

I feel like the Zuck is the only one monetizing AI right now through his ad algos. I need META to pump.

Just woke up from a one week coma. Let me check on my Meta 800c 🥱

I’m so done with META mannnnnnn flip my pancakes and call me bitch

What if META was just the first to fall