META

Raise your hand if you're seriously considering wiping your ass with your meta calls right now 🤚

I know half of y’all are meta bag holders including me sold and bought again today

Meta gets worse by the day

She's a 10 but only when youre wearing meta glasses

FKING META

Meta you cunt rly are breaking the low??

Everyone is making money and I’m holding these Meta Jan 16, 26 760c bags with my pants down while getting ass blasted every day

Now we get to hear all the meta bag holders claim how the stock is back when it goes up $5 next week.

Meta really said I’m going down everyday bitches

Ejecting Tesla and Meta from Mag7, we have only Mag 5 now

shout out amazon and meta for being absolutely dogshit

Remember when meta went down 60% in 2022😂😂

META 😭

Somebody called it META ending under 610.

$180 down on META..... fuckin insane!

those meta calls eoy werent my greatest idea

Dogshit of the century: META Buy this shit if you want to see daily -2% ~ -4%

Buying Meta PUTS - Literally free money guys

META 575 EOM

Rip meta

Literally holy fuck META..

There must be an obscene amount of META calls. Getting beat down like crazy

1% bounce on META for it to just die again. LOL🤌🤌🤌🤌

META HOW LOW DO YOU WANNA GO??

META calls are going to zero.

Oops! META shares tumble!

Meta give me a proper dip or go up bitch.

Please META, ungay me

Meta getting delisted

Why Meta down?

Why is META such a sack of fucking shit?

Hey meta, idk if you heard but we're back to pumping? So let's get to it, alright bud?

I can make more money selling a NOV 47p Than I can selling a META 570p that expires Friday. WTF! Yea let’s risk 57k 😂

META stock such a loser. And me holding META call is loser as well 🤡🤡

Honestly, I am loving the markets reaction to Meta, it just is such a great story and fuck you Zuck. First the market brutally punishes him before the AI hype for the "metaverse" which really is now just folded into the general AI Hype. Then he watches the market just absolutely fucking irrationally reward anyone promising CAPEX and R&D spend with no ROI in sight, for effectively adjacent metaverse. Like lmao fuck you Zuck. Now he comes out and says he's joining the spend money party, and market is just like lmao fuck you again. Oh man. Won't lie. Love watching this. Fuck you Zuck.

is the money printer play buying meta puts now lol

Meta, say something I'm giving up on you 🎶

More meta dump 🥲

Meta may never seen another green day again

Glad to see META sticking around the lows. Would have saved something if I held my calls but rather see it crash and burn instead

The fear narrative is actually ridiculous. They are talking as if every cent Meta spends on AI is dead money.

I should have known META was fucked because Cramer made fun of Sam Altman and said atleast META was spending real money.

That’s it with META….. never again!

So I don't buy META and stock rockets then I buy and it blows up? I should join NASA for retards

META ytd: +4.38% you fucking kidding me ? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Meta back to being a porn site valuation

I am holding META calls. Wanted to know which is the best knot for $ROPE?

Wake me up the day Meta gaps back over 750 aka a week from now

META gonna break out last hour???

Fuck you meta and fuck Oracle fuck alab fuck nbis