META

wtf is with this trend of drilling a stock to flat on the 3 month chart just before they report Happened with AMZN, meta and now NVDA

i am now full port meta am i cooked

Not ORCL Meta has the entire fking planet as a customer.

Larry is more willing to lie, and he’s part of the club. Zuckerberg is a millennial so they will hang him out to dry first if push comes to shove. That being said i have Meta at 625C that are eating shit right now and no oracle position so I should take my own advice

ORCL or META, who got a bigger chance to have a comeback

I hold. AAPL , AMZN, CRWD, GOOG, INTC, JPM, META, MSFT, NKE, NVDA, RTX, TGT, then some broad market ETFs.

Three way tie ORCL META MSTR

UNH. META. MSTR. Three way tie.

All the META tards celebrating a .88 green day just to see a 1.40 drop AH

META leaps still are the play.

Sure, here is a small rap while you jerk off to your calls: “Meta stumbled, stocks turned red — Nvidia stepped in, brought the bull back from the dead.” Let me know if you need anything else.

Teflon Meta

And Meta. Would be rude not to.

META 635-640 tomorrow.

How many of you miserable fucks got a dopamine hit with that $3 META pump? Reveal yourself. I know I did.

Meta ended green is kinda crazy tho, lotsa meta bulls in here

Meta can drop 4% tomorrow

Any announcement about META and AI will likely just tank their stock further.

Can meta do an open ai deal tomorrow??

Meta shot up 11% after Q2 earnings several months ago and wsb sentiment back then was like this is the best company in the universe

META is up lol

Knew META would recover a little towards the end. There were massive put sells for tomorrow’s expiry around 3:40.

META seems to have bottomed out today.

Meta call buyers in shambles

META sneaking into green in a sea of red is just 🤌

META green is the weirdest thing I have seen in a while

The fact that Meta was green today is shocking

META went +1%, then -1%, then 0% and commenters are making it seem like that was extreme

META closed +0.03% $700 tomorrow confirmed

Nice little pump at the end for META

Believe it or not meta was the safe haven today

META green

META ending green on a day like this is pretty unbelievable

Meta is like the little engine that could

META really tried its best, im proud of you

Well shit at least Meta finished green

Good Job Meta

What if the dump is because we have news about the 3I/Atlas and it’s legit aliens? Would explain META ending green today.

Very important this pump meta, good boy

Meta you beautiful bastard, hopefully uber can keep up tomorrow

Meta is green, oh my days

WHEN ALL HOPE WAS LOST, META WILL SAVE THE DAY

you know its a shit day when meta closes green

Holy shit Zuck the Cuck. Is META actually going to 650 next week?

META getting ready to pull out the biggest hulk dildo ever seen on these shorts

I think Epstein files have a lot of CEO names and that’s why we dumping today. META is holding relatively well because Zuck is not into humans, so not on the list.

I was suppose to make generational wealth, instead, I am a generational META and NBIS bagholder

Still holding strong to my 700c I bought when META was at 645. I have high conviction that there will at least be a 10% bounce here before December.

Cut jobs = free money (stonk go up) So META should just keep cutting jobs until they get back to 700. This isn't complicated.

MEtA cAlLs ARe fReE mOnEY