META

I need unprecedented shrek dildos on META, MSFT, GOOGL and AAPL right fucking now bro

Meta kills reddit long run because it's focused on humor and hot babes and let's people say ridiculous stuff without being banned meanwhile reddit I have to come to a stocks sub to enjoy regarded humor because it's the last bastion of free speech left here

We aren't far away from META falling below the market cap of TSLA lol

My palms are sweaty, knees weak, bags are heavy META struggling already, mom's spaghetti

MMs cant take this down much lower IMO....MSFT, AMAZON, META, GOOGLS are trading near all time low valuations with all time high revenue and growth

Meta is trading wildly. One point it went up a percent in a second then gave it all back.

Bill Ackman in META after buying that juicy Hertz dip last year

Meta Vs to green while GOOG can’t pump more than half a percent before dumping more. Shits dumb as fuck

META 22 forward PE too cheap man send it to 800

GOOG why can’t you be like META and V

GOOG, META, and MSFT could have invested in modernizing Americas infrastructure but instead they decided to build a shit ton of ugliass warehouses that drive up energy costs and stress our water supply lmao

Last thing I need is Bill Ackman supporting my META bags. I bet he thought his little announcement would pump it over $700 🤣

wow people stopped caring about Ackman, huh? Reveals META stake, META does jack shit lol

fkn META does whatever it wants

My META calls are printing Can’t cuck the Zuck Without his consent

Rotate from tech stocks like meta with a 22 pe and 20% yoy growth to safe havens like wmt with a 45 pe and 5% yoy growth 🤣

if u want proof the market is retarded, META is going up on news that ackman bought it lmao

Google and Meta getting absolutely hammered EVERY SINGLE DAY since their great earnings is exhausting.

META jumping around like a penny stock... WTF is going on?

I fuckin hate META!

Easy calls on $META headline

dafuq happened to META? Opened around 680 and then went to sh\*t in the past few minutes.

WTF META???

MSFT / META / AMZN / GOOG are fucked... constant selling!

#Microsoft down, Google down, Amazon down, Meta down, AVGO down. Big tech is pretty much dead. LMAO🤌

Tf does meta even do? Facebook has 7 daily users

In what universe is META a couple hundred billion off AMZN market cap??

> Ford reported its worst quarterly earnings in four years on Tuesday, and a net loss of $8.2 billion for 2025 stock 2% up > MSFT / GOOG / META beat on everything stock 20% down

META with the V

Meta shrek just saved my whole day lmfao

Thk goodness I rid my meta and reddit calls for break even in the opening pump

Looks like I sold my meta puts too early lol

META CALLS - here we goooo

Numbers are fake why? Well  thousands of H-1B visa holders have been affected by the recent mass layoffs at Big Tech firms like Meta and Google...most H-1B visa holders cannot collect unemployment benefits. While laws vary by state, the fundamental nature of the H-1B visa makes eligibility extremely difficult....now u know.... 😂

dont worry i lost over 15k on meta msft amazon calls past months

the ugliest of all stonks is meta

I swear meta is the FUCKING DEVIL always finds a way to make it back near 666

I bought a Meta call on Monday so hopefully it's up 20% by open.

Guy who ran onto the field during the Super Bowl upload a first person video since he was wearing smart glasses Meta and the Zuck 100% paid for that fake ass shit just to promote those lame glasses

CALLS META CALLS NETFLIX

He is probably talking about the AI capex spend announced so far by companies like google + Amazon +Meta etc.

The year is 2050 : You just placed your weekly spy 700 calls and put on your VR headset to jack off in the meta verse. As soon as you entered your door gets barged in by ice because palantir reported your social credit score was too low due to criticizing Israel on X.

Meta recruiters begging in my mailbox 

I need a miracle pump on META . 🤡🤡

I am tired of this trading man. I am gonna create a pedo ETF and chill. DJT, CRWV, APO, VSCO, JPM, BCS, MSFT, TSLA, GOOG, H, PLTR, META

hood will come back, they need hood for the pump and dump meta, gotta milk retail.

Probably 425, it’s gonna follow the META price action from the previous quarter. Monster drop, move around and do nothing within that range. Buy at 390 sell at 420 and repeat

META moves like a meme stock

Meta wtf

Seriously meta wtf. Why can't it have more then 1 green day a week wtf