META

What do me and bill ackman have in common? We’re both holding meta bags

Wow the rumors of AAPL and META getting de-listed were true

Mfw the clanker investment is practically a delulu with current technology and resources. So far the majority of generative AI is either for deepfake porn using real people's faces or scamming old people on Meta. The current LLM is practically a shitty parrot with stolen data used to train it without compensation for their Original Authors. Even that shit is wrong multiple times. Ite for any "tech enthusiast" this is a discount. Go buy it for your future AGE OF CLANKERS I guess.

#Amazon dead, Meta dead, Microsoft was already dead, Apple dead. Netflix dead. Google up next LMAO🤌

I got shook out of my META put yesterday...fuckkk

META tanks the day after Bill Ackman discloses his buy. Another Jim Cramer?

The meta puts yesterday at 670 were actually so free LMAO

Meta is a tech company that sucks at both business AND tech. Whenever they touch the ball you know they're gonna do something special.

Meta sucks so bad

Every morning meta goes up in pre market then as soon as the market opens it goes straight down. Now it's down 2 percent yet again. It's red most of the time. I am so stupid for thinking it was a good company to invest in

Apple: tech company which is good at business Microsoft: business company that sucks at Tech Google: tech company that sucks at business Meta: a company that sucks at both tech and business Amazon: shipping company that accidented itself into tech TSLA: lol, lmao NVDA: jackets and stonks and RAM shortages

Why do dumpy? Also, fuck you META

WRECKED v6: ORCL > META > FIG > AVGO > NFLX > HOOD > MSFT > PYPL > RDDT > ADBE > NVO > IBM > NVDA > AMD > PLTR > UBER > APP > EBAY > AMZN > GOOGL > ASTS Next = ?

APP. Some articles state competitive sit w APP - all hogwash. No one knows how difficult it’s to secure ad biz - not even META could take away APP biz - GOOG anyone called Google lately - they don’t answer phones!!!!

i just know 2027 me will hate myself for not buying more amazon msft meta

Will Meta ever stop drilling

Meta is trading at like 20 p/e. That’s less than fucking Coca Cola

Buying puts on meta at 670 were indeed free money. 

APP. Loading up as much as I can.  Great merger candidate for Meta - against Google - APP dominates despite Meta 20x larger

For one, I've been bagholding MSFT since 491. Bought the dip and then the fucker dipped through the floor. And META when it "dipped" to 700. I have an uncanny ability to pick stocks that are going to tank.

guaranteed green today -> META 0DTE

Ackman buying Meta didn’t help my bags apparently

come on META you piece of Meta-shit.

And down go MSFT / GOOG / META / AMZN

What is also wrong with MSFT? META? Amirite?

Meta is not a social media company, they’re a data collection company

Facebook is just a bunch of AI generated fake videos now Meta is severely overvalued

META https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2026/02/11/bill-ackman-meta-valuation.html

Meta looking like pumping to $700-720 next week

MSFT / META Leaps. SNDK / MU enhanced longs

Jeremy Lefevre Sold all his Meta to average down on his bags in pypl, crm, adbe, and now .....LOL

AMD, META, GLD, and MU have been good to me this year

As I am a "socially responsible investor", Imma full port into META tomorrow.

META added to US Catholic Ethical index LMAO. What does that even mean?

You summed it up. I wouldn't touch pltr fir nothing. The others I actually like at current prices. Meta will pop first

MSFT, NFLX, PLTR, META

In order what is the worst to least worst stocks between NFLX META PLTR MSFT. GO! 1. NFLX- undisputed champ it’s the worst 2 PLTR It’s gonna be bearish for a while 3. Msft cause of its massive slide that is no longer ignored 4. Meta it wants to bounce back so bad but it is truly been shit since October

META $700 by Friday. Okay?

I’m going to be very upset if I don’t wake up to ATHs on AAPL, META, GOOGL and MSFT

'Member when Meta was above 700 again for a few days?

Oh look meta is still red. It's such a frustrating stock to own as it's red most of the time

Meta was very volitile today. Why is it so hard to have more then 1 green day in a row?

I like how BIll Ackmen takes years of market research to buy META

META is terrible. It's the South Park ad episode come to fucking life.

I hope ackman gets crushed with his meta purchase

Netflix and Meta calls I added few today 3 months out

MSFT, META are on fire sale. Time to buy more.

Pershing bought META at $625

Don't forget Bill Meta

I need unprecedented shrek dildos on META, MSFT, GOOGL and AAPL right fucking now bro