META

I made a modest 10% gain today on meta puts that i held for an impressive 10 minutes. Just do that a couple hundred more times and I might as well personally pay the national debt.

Are the Friday META holders still in the room with us?

Bought 3 x Leverage META at 658 How fucked am I ?

Wow META sucks so much that Facebook decided to reset my facebook marketplace location, same for my coworker to San Francisco instead of Montreal, Canada. WTF!

Cut losses on meta fuck this

Zuck spends money, Meta with a 6 billion people platform cash cow drops like a rock. Not-car company about to promise iron man 1 trillion dollar with shrinking margib. Stock barely down from a 100% 6 month run Time to take a course Mark

Either take META to 750 or 600 tired of waiting around

gg meta

About to get some META calls

I’ll buy meta at $27

I made 4 good trades today. And also bought META calls. 💀

where ist this 14/11 Put 50k Meta guy?

These Meta AR glasses are sick idgaf what anyone else thinks. I'm in a meeting right now and I can see the thousands of dollars I am losing in a giant screen on the wall and nobody else has a fuckin clue lmao

All things considered meta actually doesn’t look like dog shit today

Sold my meta call. Going to wait for signs of recovery before jumping back in

Love watching META get ass pounded this past week

Im dressed in my dirty rags, my QQQ-chan lewd fan art poster ripped to pieces scattered on the ground. Around me, my Jensen "Bigdik' Huang plushie has been thrown in the bin, my META collectible Zuck cards are burnt to a crisp in my ash tray. I havent showered in 3 weeks, covered in my own feces and puke. Desperate, I keep refreshing IBKR. Red. Again more red. Always red. I want to cry, but no tears run out. My head is pounding, my inner voice screaming "why didnt u take profit, AI is a FAD and u are a F\*\*G". *I sigh*. Ok, RSI is flashing oversold, shutdown will end next week, and fed rate cut chance is still 70%. We can salvage this. I fresh once again, another-0.10% tick. *Fuuuuuuuuuuuck* *-Diary of a Bol, day 531, November 2025*

Thank you for your sacrafice, META will pump now because of it

80K in META puts. Let's go.

This time when META hit $100 , I would yolo my house 🤡

Mom, is it truly over for us? No timmy, our META calls don't expire until JAN16 2028

META being down 15% for the week before today and still dropping really is so fucking cool

Hmmm META seems to be done overreacting

META will drop back to 528 EOD.

Holy shit META, this is depressing

Meta being down only 1% today… miiiight be a bottom then

I want to buy the dip on META but seems like it’s due for more dipping if I buy in

All in on META December calls. Can't cluck the Zu

So many meta bulls about to go bankrupt... Sad

Fuck all you regards saying to buy $META calls

Time to go all in on META If feels like I sold my soul to zuck the cuck

$50k in META \~634 average we wait for santa rally

I think we maybe towards the end of this bull run, valuations are so high that we see things like what we have seen with Uber Palantir and Meta.  Only suckers are buying shares of Nvidia now.  Yeah you can day trade and it will fake bounce on way down but there are serious bear signs. People forget just how much the market can tank and it doesnt always do an April that was unique. The signs are there, but I think it depends on Nvidia earnings and the reaction + if we get a cut in December. Spy can go to around 7000 still but would be very careful with what you buy now, we can easily see Nvidia at $120 and Nebius at $70 in 2026 for example. No guarentee but you have to be ready or be happy to get cooked.

Meta pump it

I bought FIVE whole shares of Meta to ensure it drops below 600 Your calls are fucked, get out now

Meta will easily print. If you watched the social network you’d know zuck is a genius 😱

Meta fighting for it’s life

What's your META position looking like?

Fuk it. Buying META puts ($5K) - looks like free money.

Honestly, I'm so upset with myself, last Thursday I had full cash and I was in massive profit. Something and they told me to get rid of Meta before earnings, but I let my greed get the best of me. A two minute decision has cost me almost $200,000 at this point. Once I have my money back, I am done trading in this market. I'm going to pull everything out and put it into a high-yield saving account and wait until things become rational again. Seriously, fuck this shit. If I ever see Michael Berry in person, I'll fucking remove his teeth with my fingers.

shoutout to meta blowing up my entire port

RDDT META and NBIS are my only holdings right now. Ugh, bleeding… 🩸

Selling meta for unh

I will sacrifice my left nut to god if that’s the last shake on Meta

Half of us are fucking relying on “if’s” right now 😭 “if” this moves up we go green, “if” Apple goes up 2.33% meta will recover $5”, “if” we can recover $1 by lunch then…”. We’re fucked lol, this is really how we trade

Of all the mag 7 stocks you could've bought calls for it was for META. Remember the day after earnings when it bounced back to ~$685 before continuing its dump?

I wish I could buy META leaps, so expensive… If anyone has the funds, 720C 12/18/2026 is less than 9k right now. Should be an easy 100% gain within the next few months. Probably by next earnings.

# 628 WAS THE BOTTOM FOR META!!! NO MORE CUCKS FROM ZUCK - FROM NOW ON, ONLY SUCK

Meta is an absolute fucking dog

#Meta calls were, in fact, NOT the move 😮