LAW

#By law Sundays have to be sunny. Today is rainy though. LMAO🤌

Marital law incoming 👰🏻‍♀️👰🏻‍♂️

No deal with China limit down? Let’s see if Xi lays down the law

Apparently my boss has committed several employment law violations What a guy 😩

next year when he declares martial law to impede the election

newton's law of stonks: for every red candle, there must be a green candle 2x the size immediately after

Elon fighting the law and the law will win.

he isn't serious.. I think there's a law stopping brokers to execute such rerarded orders

My father in law works at the Cemetery. One of his coworkers's mother in laws makes the best burritos. A great size for $3 a piece. I always buy some. They make my anus burn, but I can't stop. I don't even care if they get the meat from the Cemetery.

Cocaine has outperformed gold and s&p 500 from the 1980's. Each gram goes for about $50 today. But over the past 40 years, the street price of premium product has defied gravity, inflation, and international law, up nearly 900% since Reagan, and still climbing every time the Fed hikes rates.

Mango: I am the law and order president Also mango: *releases criminals back into the streets”

it's been a day lil bro, it'll be back up to 5 by today, as per baggie law

Portland Trail Blazers coach Chauncey Billups charged in illegal poker operation tied to Mafia, Miami Heat guard Terry Rozier is also charged in a separate but related illegal gambling case. He is among six people charged with turning professional basketball into a criminal gambling operation by using inside information to place unlawful wagers, law enforcement sources told ABC News. so then they add mafia poker to Drafkings?

He tried to illegally steal money from accounts that aren't his to use, you mean. Which isn't a good thing however is regarded followers try to spin it. If the rule of law is dead, then so is investing in the market with the expectation that the strongman in charge won't just come in and take your shit. Didn't work so hot for Venezuela or Argentina.

That's called abandonment and the law is on your side.

Oh yeah, try it some time. No meme. Put like some panko or bread crumbles on top too. I’m not a vegetarian but when she cooks it for me and my brother in law it’s legitimately the greatest meal ever. I’m actually not sure if it’s panko though

Thank you guys for bringing some law and order. The ape post AI slop posting last night was insane.

Sister in law watching the house unaware that I’m in the basement butt naked drowning in losses.

He's exposing what he's doing with the national guard now. 90% chance of losing midterms, so he's gonna declare martial law w/ national guard

How do you lose your grandma's inheritance? Thats her inheritance. You can't spend it, its the law.

Canadiens not allowed to create new subs. It’s the law. 🦅

OG Law & Order, only thing that can keep my mind off my port SPY 700 EOY

When’s Trump gonna declare martial law because of the protest he didn’t like?

I refuse to buy gold because my father in law said it was a good idea early in the year and I laughed it off and now I don't want to give him the satisfaction of admitting he was right

my port down bigly but mom in law needs chemo fuck cancer

The mood in here is pretty dour. Don't worry, babes. On November 5th, the Supreme Court starts hearing arguments on whether or not the pres has ~~plenary~~ the authority to unilaterally impose tariffs under the International Emergency Economic Powers Act (he doesn't). Those judges love strict interpretations of the law, right?

Manifesting with the law of attraction IREN 75 Today 🧞‍♀️

Like a law of physics I can’t understand.

According to my brother in law, the soybean issue is actually a big deal all jokes aside.

What happens to stocks if martial law is declared? Unrelenting green dildos so the ruling class can cash out? Calls it is

we used to import a lot of used cooking oil from china because it had a low carbon footprint for making biodiesel and qualified for subsidies. the administration already changed the law so it doesn’t qualify for subsidies anymore so we don’t import it anymore. im sure they don’t even know this

guys it’s ok my mother in law claims he knows exactly what he’s doing 6D chess

Damnit trump bail my ass out. Stocks cannot go down. Shluld be illegal. Make a law

For AI to be useful of course it has to continue to get better. It also has to keep getting cheaper. Right now it's a bonfire of cash. Moore's law is dead. So where is the efficiency coming from?

Hank's mineral obsession symbolizes his search for order and control in a chaotic world. As he grapples with physical limitations and professional setbacks, the structured world of mineral collecting provides a sense of stability and achievement. This newfound interest also serves as a stark contrast to his brother-in-law Walt's involvement with crystal meth. Minerals are the new AI.

Bers are so stubborn they should know by now the sacred law of the land: "Nothing ever actually happens"

You know upon reflection it’s kind of amazing that parents have the gall to expect gratitude from their kids. You chose to make this thing, you’re required by law to feed and clothe it, and then what, you lord that over the thing like “lOoK wHaT I’vE dOnE fOr yOu!” It’s kind of pathetic. It’s like someone calling you into work and then demanding you be stoked about it. Got your ass taking out the trash like “aReN’t yOu hApPy tO bE hErE??” 🤡 

.1% is the GDP growth without data centers And you're trying to essentially cut off strategic minerals to build more data centers And Moores law still exists fyi

My father in law was DCAing in XRP. That was my cue to never touch that shit

People still having jobs and being wage slaves is the only thing that keeps the US civil war from breaking out and mango calling for martial law. Once recession, or perhaps depression, hits all hell will break loose.

SPY TOOK YOUR MONEY TODAY CALL TOP DAWG LAW

Time to sell HOOD, new tax law that comes into effect completely fucks over predictive markets.

My father in law put $250k in NVDA 3 years ago and it’s worth now 4m lmao

Signed into law that red days are ILLEGAL. 🫲BIGLY🫱

Just came home on a flight where my neighboring seat person was a person of hefty proportions to the point 30% of my seat was taken up by the dude's side. If this is some liberal don't fat shame treat everyone equally bullshit policy of the airline they better get some reality slapped to the face because the law of physics doesn't care about your feeling or politics. 2 objects cannot occupy the same space at the same time, chunky man should be forced to pay for 2 seats.

When the world comes to an end my brother-in-law is going to be holding a $5000 AR-15 pissed off that it's actually food and water people want, not shiny yellow metal.

I'm out of this bullshit market. See you tomorrow but honestly fuck this. And fuck the impending martial law declaration that will somehow cause spy to go to 700

Today my narcissistic boomer conspiracy theorist crazy father-in-law posted gloating "WHO IS MISSING OUT" posts about gold. That's how I knew it was gonna dump. (My gold miner stocks are up in some cases 100% this year. He's my idiot customer.)

I guess the No Red Day law can't be enforced during the government shutdown if there is nobody at the desks to push the button.

WTF is happening? Did Trump declare martial law or something?