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technically the market could rally with oil, there's no law that says market and oil must inverse each other

Germany has written a strongly worded opinion that Iran "evading land mine sactions by calling them sea mines" is against the spirit of international law

Didn’t say. But you’re acting like it’s a crime when everyone is doing it. The law based whatever was an illusion. I can’t fault China for seeing that and ignoring it. At least they keep their iron fisted shenanigans to their own populace. There’s consistency in that. There’s a special place in hell for those who bomb school girls to spread democracy. And definitely involves a pineapple 

Politicians are the biggest clowns, in all countries Imagine getting paid by your people to say “we must respect international law”.

Why do printers never work? Is it some kind of law

🥭 said on record yesterday his (Jewish) son in law casually mentioned that Iran might attack the US, so he pulled a Danny Devito and just started blastin

I mean, international law is more like "don't do that or I'll beat the shit out of you, and everybody will cheer me on (or help me)."

Mines are illegal because they kill indiscriminately. Once you place a mine, you have zero control over its target. Compare to other munitions where you have control, at least up until a split second, over what it'll hit. Edit: *landmines* are illegal. Maritime law just requires you to publicise when you mine an area of the ocean.

Stocks can't go down. It is against the law.

Given the current gas prices, I will be offering up my horse for sale. He’s been roped off of in the pasture and drug calves in the pen. Full disclosure, he’s a lazy asshole that crow hops when chasing down steers, but has only managed to buck me off once. Would be a great horse for an inexperienced in-law of yours to ride. No low ball offers, I know what I’ve got.

Have you tried being born to tenured Stanford law and tax professors??

They put off burying the first one against islamic law so they could do a two for one. Those savings should increase the margin.

Holy shit orange man saying he attacked Iran because his Israeli son in law and Steve witkoff told him "I ran would attack" if he didn't. So you spent trillions, collapsed the economy, skyrocketed prices and ruined the middle eastern allies because of two unqualified "whispers in your ears?" https://x.com/PamphletsY/status/2031130897370804310

The Law Of Rotation Oil dropped now SLV and BTC is pumping when one pumps another dumps

New Khamenei in charge is a hardliner who was so hardline his dad thought it was a bad idea to have im lead the country because he didn't know how to be flexible. They killed his mother, his father, his aunt and uncle, his sister, his brother in law, his nieces and nephews, his wife and his kids. Sure, he's going to be cool, calm and rational and acting entirely on logic.

We killed the dude’s dad, mom, sister, brother in law, nieces and nephews, and blew up a school with 150 little girls in it. Iran is going to blow shit up for a year.

What law prevents you from trading cluelessly trading on irrational fear?

With the price of fuel, I’ve decided to offer up my horse for sale. His name is Rune, he’s a palomino half AQH/Arabian and he’s a fuckin asshole who is lazy and crow hops when too excited chasing down steers. Only managed to buck me off once. Perfect to put an in-law on. No low ball offers, I know what I’ve got.

Damn, the new Khamenei's father, mother, wife, son, sister, brother in law and potentially niece and nephew died in the bombings. I don't think he probly wants to talk things out.. 🤔🤔

🥭’s going to declare martial law and take control of the midterms

Wait until he declares Martial Law and suspends elections because of "Iranian interference" Mossad will help with some false flag terror attack, and voila, all your freedoms belong to us

Surely, the new Supreme Leader won’t be pissed off that we killed his father, mother, wife, son, sister, niece, nephew, and brother-in-law.

Put it all into shariah law ETFs

He just calls them black and moves on. Both sides are retarded because one constantly breaks the law and then the other is like “wait thats illegal don’t do that!” and then never does anything. Useless fucks.

Looks like Mojtaba Khamenei is gonna be the new pick for supreme leader (just as I predicted LMAO 🤌🏾) Considering that we killed his dad, his mom, his wife, his son, his sister, his brother-in-law, and his niece this week I'm sure he'll be down to negotiate

My monthly order of Charmin just went up $4. Nothing is getting cheaper, but we’ve got money to be a pawn in a proxy war. My state just passed a law to abolish child labor tracking. This country is regressing faster than your 0dte puts at 10:30am.

Crystal ball prediction... Full blown energy crisis > false flag domestic attack > martial law > no mid-terms.... Toss in a couple more P/E blowups, war tally on the national debt, surging job losses and massive foreign capital flight all before the mid-terms

"Brannigan’s Law is like Brannigan’s love: hard and fast."- Zapp Brannigan

“Money rules over the law, so lets pump Bitcoin, Cause people are brain dead” - Barron

I did: The United Nations (UN) is an international organization founded in 1945, comprising 193 member states, dedicated to maintaining international peace and security, protecting human rights, delivering humanitarian aid, promoting sustainable development, and upholding international law

It'll be alright. I mean, i got some problems, but nothing that can't be fixed with a few beers, some chicken wings, and a $200k "loan" from my father in law.

And if the markets don't pump, we probably get martial law.

Literally the dumbest law ever.  Instated to save energy or something during WWII or Korean I forget. Some states dont even use it and other countries dont. Its also linked to detrimental health events.

If China invades Taiwan, what are you gonna say? ohhh noooo they cannot do that, there is international law!! mhm. Noted. so why do you guys completely shit on it?

Gonna have to call TOP DOG LAW for the injury done to my port by MMs

Big law bonus donated back to the system

It’s against the law for it to end red on a Friday

everything is fine, its just that we are kind of in indirect WW3 i sit in europoor and my gas rose already 20% putin said we get no more gaz qatar has no more gaz the strait is anyways blocked ahh and did i mention that my portfolio is bleeding from eyes, ears, nose, mouth and likely it leaks from the ass, too? thanks stable geniuses. Great. This is how the world should be in 2026. Complete shameless hillbilly Law of the strongest.

when Sri Lanka adheres to international law better than “developed” countries…

I find the law. One day green,one day red. Call tomorrow

Every point, all of it, nothing proven or true. Even the victims themselves said he was in no way involved, in fact the actual victims said none of these famous people were involved. The feds closed the case, no evidence of wrongdoing. You tinfoil hat tards keep seeing things that are not there. I'm all for prosecution of the guilty, but until then we hold each other to the same ethos that every man is innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.

Does stand-your-ground law exist at sea? If I’m in a boat and you come all menacing at me and try to get in my boat are you fair game? There’s a whole fuckin slew of people we could just drop off in the strait of Goya beans to take care of this if so. Would make both countries a more pleasant place to be.

Software is one of the first industries that is going to be made obsolete with AI. Next contenders are law & accounting. Anthropic has openly stated it's actively working on those problems - and it's the perfect tool for the job imo. It won't be long till AI has it's arms deep in most white collar industries.

Buying puts is against international law

The Supreme Court said that they can't use the IEEPA law to order tariffs. The new tariffs are under Section 122 of the Trade Act, which allows the President to issue tariffs for up to 150 days when there's a "balance of payment issue" as long as it applies equally to all countries.

Because orange man can still apply a 15% global tariff by law but for 150 days, without approval from congress. In other words, retards gonna retard

I wouldn’t have thought libs loved Sharia law 🤷🏻

I am a proponent of the law of attraction and that's why I belong here. All of you need to immediately visualize a circuit and then visualize it breaking.

That goes against the 4th law of Newton